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Old 5th November 2017, 14:38   #9826
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The headline in NDTV reads "Station Manager Suspended After Hema Malini Escapes Bull Attack"

Perhaps, the station master would have got promoted, if he had let the Bull attack the actress.

https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/stat...attack-1771120
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The headline in NDTV reads "Station Manager Suspended After Hema Malini Escapes Bull Attack"

Perhaps, the station master would have got promoted, if he had let the Bull attack the actress.
You can never be sure in today's world, the bull might have more rights than Ms.Malini
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Old 6th November 2017, 11:13   #9828
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Yeah! That's what it's all about!
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Old 7th November 2017, 06:40   #9829
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Now THAT was a pothole!
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Need some blue pills ASAP.
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Thus spoke the subject.....
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This had to be shared.
Credit- Car Memes on facebook.
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Old 10th November 2017, 14:26   #9833
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Sooner rather than later..you WILL REGRET!
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"What happened? Why is your arm in a sling?"

"Ah! Nothing much. Took an Indigo. It's just an airline fracture"
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Old 14th November 2017, 14:39   #9835
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Received via forward, bit of a crude translation from hindi:

"Life has become like the Despacito song. Not able to understand what is happening but everyone is enjoying it"
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Old 15th November 2017, 14:01   #9836
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Interviewer: Why are you leaving your present organisation?

Candidate: My current boss and I have major religious differences.

Interviewer: What are those differences?

Candidate: My boss thinks he is a God; I don't!
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Old 15th November 2017, 21:04   #9837
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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Old 16th November 2017, 10:06   #9838
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Context: Private medical practitioners in Karnataka have gone on an indefinite strike demanding scrapping of the KPME Act.

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Old 21st November 2017, 11:44   #9839
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I never knew a digital tire pressure gauge looks like this .

Did I mention that this gauge will work only for Tata Indica Vista .

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Funny Translations, obviously Chinese. They are really trying hard to explain whatever they want to sell.

Source from the internet.
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