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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| ![]() Received this on WhatsApp: Yesterday, accompanied my wife to the Louis Vuitton showroom and was shocked to find that.. My salary was printed on a shoe !! |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Namma Bengaluru
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| ![]() India’s proposed batting order in England for the next test match: 1 - Bhagwan 2 - Bharose 3 - Pujara 4 - Kohli 5 - Rahane 6 - Tumhre 7 - Bin 8 - Hamra 9 - Kauno 10 - Nahi 11 - O Paalanhare |
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| ![]() Please give roses to your wife today. Today is 5th September, Teachers' Day. After all, you may not have heard so many lectures from anyone else. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Garden City
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Mumbai
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| ![]() A whatsapp forward Driving in cities is like a video game - difficulty level keeps increasing !! Level 1 - congested road Level 2 - congested road + potholes & speedmounds Level 3 - congested road + potholes & speed bumps + metro construction Level 4 - congested road + potholes & speedbumps + metro construction + rains Level 5 - congested road + potholes & speed bumps + metro construction + rains + petrol @ 90 Level 6 - congested road + potholes & speed bumps + metro construction + rains + petrol @ 90 + festivals Bonus Round : Bharat Bandh Last edited by MBstoTBs : 12th September 2018 at 22:15. Reason: spaces removal |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Trivandrum
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| ![]() With fuel prices soaring up, Government has decided to shorten the length of a kilometer; so that your cars and bikes may give better mileage! |
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| ![]() This is not a joke. It is an incident I had to go through. A few months ago, my organization conducted a cricket tournament. I was one of the lead organizers. The games went smoothly and post each match, the prizes were handed to the Man of the Match or Woman of the Match (yes it was cricket for all) by the umpires. Then, the senior management of the company requested to hold a formal prize distribution ceremony for the winners and recipients in the office. We had formed a Whatsapp group for all the teams to ensure smooth communication during the tournament. So, I decided to drop a ping in the group asking everyone to bring their awards and collect them again in the official ceremony. This is what I intended to write: Hi All. If you have got MoMs, please bring them to office on Friday for official distribution ceremony without fail. Captains to bring their respective trophies. However, this is what I ended up typing and sending: Hi All. If you have hot Moms, please bring them to office on Friday for official distribution ceremony without fail. Captains to bring their respective trophies. G was typed as H in a typo and Android spellcheck quickly corrected MoMs to Moms. Me, like an idiot, sent the message without proof-reading. It was before Whatsapp had introduced the feature of deleting a sent message. Needless to say, everyone had a good laugh though I was thoroughly embarrassed, especially due to the presence of both genders in that group. Last edited by drive2eternity : 20th September 2018 at 08:34. |
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| ![]() An interesting fact that Wiki Pedia validates. ![]() * * * * * Quote:
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Only the reviews used to be hilarious in Amazon, now see this description ![]() ![]() https://www.amazon.in/Comma-XFLL5L-X-Flow-Fully-Synthetic/dp/B06XYK7VRJ/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1537529274&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=combo+xfll5l GTO does that here ![]() I always wonder how on earth he finds time to correct all these typos |
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