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Old 31st August 2018, 11:33   #10021
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A (not so) simple question.

On a daily basis, should a doctor's better half eat an apple or not?
Good One

If doctor's better half eats an apple a day, keeps the lawyer away as well. (She need not goto lawyer if need be for divorce
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Received this on WhatsApp:

Yesterday, accompanied my wife to the Louis Vuitton showroom and was shocked to find that..

My salary was printed on a shoe !!
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Heartening news

GDP grows at 8.2% in Q1 of 2018-19......
I hope they aren't talking about (cooking) Gas - Diesel - Petrol - prices growing day-by-day :-(
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India’s proposed batting order in England for the next test match:
1 - Bhagwan
2 - Bharose
3 - Pujara
4 - Kohli
5 - Rahane
6 - Tumhre
7 - Bin
8 - Hamra
9 - Kauno
10 - Nahi
11 - O Paalanhare
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Please give roses to your wife today.

Today is 5th September, Teachers' Day.

After all, you may not have heard so many lectures from anyone else.
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Old 5th September 2018, 19:44   #10026
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Ever heard of height adjustable pillion seat?
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Old 5th September 2018, 19:50   #10027
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Maybe Tata has outsourced the job of naming variants to a teenager.
NRG = Energy
KRAZ = Crazy
Had TML been a member here, it would surely have been infracted for using SMS language .
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Recieived as a whatsapp forward.

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Old 12th September 2018, 22:13   #10029
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A whatsapp forward

Driving in cities is like a video game - difficulty level keeps increasing !!

Level 1 - congested road
Level 2 - congested road + potholes & speedmounds
Level 3 - congested road + potholes & speed bumps + metro construction
Level 4 - congested road + potholes & speedbumps + metro construction + rains
Level 5 - congested road + potholes & speed bumps + metro construction + rains + petrol @ 90
Level 6 - congested road + potholes & speed bumps + metro construction + rains + petrol @ 90 + festivals

Bonus Round : Bharat Bandh

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Old 12th September 2018, 22:25   #10030
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Have you felt the pain ?!!

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Picture courtsey : Car throttle (FB)

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With fuel prices soaring up, Government has decided to shorten the length of a kilometer; so that your cars and bikes may give better mileage!
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This is not a joke. It is an incident I had to go through.

A few months ago, my organization conducted a cricket tournament. I was one of the lead organizers. The games went smoothly and post each match, the prizes were handed to the Man of the Match or Woman of the Match (yes it was cricket for all) by the umpires.

Then, the senior management of the company requested to hold a formal prize distribution ceremony for the winners and recipients in the office. We had formed a Whatsapp group for all the teams to ensure smooth communication during the tournament. So, I decided to drop a ping in the group asking everyone to bring their awards and collect them again in the official ceremony.

This is what I intended to write:
Hi All. If you have got MoMs, please bring them to office on Friday for official distribution ceremony without fail. Captains to bring their respective trophies.

However, this is what I ended up typing and sending:
Hi All. If you have hot Moms, please bring them to office on Friday for official distribution ceremony without fail. Captains to bring their respective trophies.

G was typed as H in a typo and Android spellcheck quickly corrected MoMs to Moms. Me, like an idiot, sent the message without proof-reading.

It was before Whatsapp had introduced the feature of deleting a sent message.
Needless to say, everyone had a good laugh though I was thoroughly embarrassed, especially due to the presence of both genders in that group.

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This is not a joke.
as soon as I read this, I knew this would be hilarious. It certainly lived up to my expectations.
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An interesting fact that Wiki Pedia validates.

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Me, like an idiot, sent the message without proof-reading.
And that's exactly why we have the 30 minute edit window here.

Man types, Auto Correct typos!
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Only the reviews used to be hilarious in Amazon, now see this description

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Man types, Auto Correct typos!
GTO does that here
I always wonder how on earth he finds time to correct all these typos
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