31st August 2018, 11:33
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
 If doctor's better half eats an apple a day, keeps the lawyer away as well. (She need not goto lawyer if need be for divorce | |
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2nd September 2018, 12:06
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| Distinguished - BHPian   Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Namma Bengaluru
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Received this on WhatsApp: Yesterday, accompanied my wife to the Louis Vuitton showroom and was shocked to find that.. My salary was printed on a shoe !! |
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3rd September 2018, 10:41
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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4th September 2018, 21:08
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| Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Namma Bengaluru
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| Re: The Official Joke thread India’s proposed batting order in England for the next test match: 1 - Bhagwan 2 - Bharose 3 - Pujara 4 - Kohli 5 - Rahane 6 - Tumhre 7 - Bin 8 - Hamra 9 - Kauno 10 - Nahi 11 - O Paalanhare |
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5th September 2018, 12:27
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: KA - IND
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Please give roses to your wife today. Today is 5th September, Teachers' Day. After all, you may not have heard so many lectures from anyone else. |
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5th September 2018, 19:44
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| BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread Ever heard of height adjustable pillion seat?  |
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5th September 2018, 19:50
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: KA - IND
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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7th September 2018, 21:32
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Recieived as a whatsapp forward.  |
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12th September 2018, 22:13
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| Re: The Official Joke thread A whatsapp forward Driving in cities is like a video game - difficulty level keeps increasing !! Level 1 - congested road Level 2 - congested road + potholes & speedmounds Level 3 - congested road + potholes & speed bumps + metro construction Level 4 - congested road + potholes & speedbumps + metro construction + rains Level 5 - congested road + potholes & speed bumps + metro construction + rains + petrol @ 90 Level 6 - congested road + potholes & speed bumps + metro construction + rains + petrol @ 90 + festivals Bonus Round : Bharat Bandh Last edited by MBstoTBs : 12th September 2018 at 22:15. Reason: spaces removal |
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12th September 2018, 22:25
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Have you felt the pain ?!!  Picture courtsey : Car throttle (FB) Last edited by adrian : 12th September 2018 at 22:26. |
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19th September 2018, 12:04
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| Re: The Official Joke thread With fuel prices soaring up, Government has decided to shorten the length of a kilometer; so that your cars and bikes may give better mileage! |
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20th September 2018, 08:33
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| Re: The Official Joke thread This is not a joke. It is an incident I had to go through. A few months ago, my organization conducted a cricket tournament. I was one of the lead organizers. The games went smoothly and post each match, the prizes were handed to the Man of the Match or Woman of the Match (yes it was cricket for all) by the umpires. Then, the senior management of the company requested to hold a formal prize distribution ceremony for the winners and recipients in the office. We had formed a Whatsapp group for all the teams to ensure smooth communication during the tournament. So, I decided to drop a ping in the group asking everyone to bring their awards and collect them again in the official ceremony. This is what I intended to write: Hi All. If you have got MoMs, please bring them to office on Friday for official distribution ceremony without fail. Captains to bring their respective trophies. However, this is what I ended up typing and sending: Hi All. If you have hot Moms, please bring them to office on Friday for official distribution ceremony without fail. Captains to bring their respective trophies. G was typed as H in a typo and Android spellcheck quickly corrected MoMs to Moms. Me, like an idiot, sent the message without proof-reading. It was before Whatsapp had introduced the feature of deleting a sent message. Needless to say, everyone had a good laugh though I was thoroughly embarrassed, especially due to the presence of both genders in that group. Last edited by drive2eternity : 20th September 2018 at 08:34. |
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20th September 2018, 09:03
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20th September 2018, 14:02
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| Re: The Official Joke thread An interesting fact that Wiki Pedia validates.  * * * * * Quote:
Man types, Auto Correct typos! | |
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21st September 2018, 17:03
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Only the reviews used to be hilarious in Amazon, now see this description   https://www.amazon.in/Comma-XFLL5L-X-Flow-Fully-Synthetic/dp/B06XYK7VRJ/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1537529274&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=combo+xfll5l Quote:
 I always wonder how on earth he finds time to correct all these typos | |
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