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Old 19th January 2019, 16:40   #10111
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Old 28th January 2019, 15:04   #10112
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This is another take on "The Wall".
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Old 30th January 2019, 15:29   #10114
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Well what can I say? Is this some kind of joke

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No points for guessing - the tweet is from the Editorial Director, Swarajya

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Old 31st January 2019, 21:45   #10116
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No points for guessing - the tweet is from the Editorial Director, Swarajya

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Didn't think he meant it as a joke

Replying to the below post from Ninja : I get it! It's like saying, people know they 'can' get food, that's why they are looking for food! Why don't we look at it that way? They are optimistic for their future

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Old 31st January 2019, 21:50   #10117
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Didn't think he meant it as a joke
Oh yes, he's quite serious. The (absurdity of the) tweet is the joke
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R O F L!
Accidentally stumbled across this review, decided to watch if fully, the subtitles come on automatically. LOOK what I found... Took a screenshot.

If you decide to open the "ASS" err that's GAS.. Stumped!! LOL
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R O F L!
Accidentally stumbled across this review, decided to watch if fully, the subtitles come on automatically. LOOK what I found... Took a screenshot.

If you decide to open the "ASS" err that's GAS.. Stumped!! LOL
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This looks like a YouTube video. Those are not subtitles but rather automatic captioning. Accuracy depends on, among other things, the software’s recognition of the accent. So there tend to be a lot of mistakes.

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Old 6th February 2019, 23:04   #10123
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Remember the scene in the Movie - 3 idiots, the three of them boozing on the Water Tank Staircase ...

There Farhan tells Raju -

Thank God there are No Exit Polls for Exams ...

Otherwise our families would surely start our Thrashing a week before our actual Results are out

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Remember the scene in the Movie - 3 idiots, the three of them boozing on the Water Tank Staircase ...

There Farhan tells Raju -

Thank God there are No Exit Polls for Exams ...

Otherwise our families would surely start our Thrashing a week before our actual Results are out
Thanks for translation. 3 idiots is one movie I have watched multiple times, with subtitle ON of course. its a great movie.
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Wearing dhoti at a Bengali wedding - A step by step guide

1. Keep your cell phone handy.
2. Wrap the dhoti around your waist.
3. Give it 3 clockwise twists.
4. Give it 1 anti-clockwise twist.
5. Realise you have the directions figured wrong.
6. Undo the earlier twists and redo them in the correct direction.
7. Realise that direction doesn't matter. A dhoti is an enigma wrapped in a mystery.
8. Open Ola in your cell phone, opt for 'outstation cabs'.
9. Open youtube, search for shortcut dhoti wearing videos.
10. Swear at the 4g connection for buffered streaming. Remind self to change network operator after wedding is over.
11. Realize youtube tutorials are no good at this.
12. Select destination in Ola and confirm ride.
13. Turn to elders for help with wearing the contraption.
14. Realise elders are as clueless as you are.
15. Call Ola driver and ask him to hurry up.
16. Check whether dhoti has gone down below waist.
17. Request someone nearby to bring you a bottle of favourite malt. It's not really for your nerves, but more to keep him away from looking at your desperate attempts.
18. Keep checking Ola status.
19. When the malt arrives, pretend you need to have sizzlers to go with it. Demand it now and send him back.
20. Drink the malt (why waste something good).
21. And Drink some more.
22. Now you have nerves of steel.
23. Swear at whoever gave you the idea at the first place of wearing a dhoti in the wedding.
24. Realize that the dhoti has now slipped almost down the knees.
25. Hide in the washroom.
26. When your Ola arrives, leave town. Take the malt with you.

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