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Passed on to me by a friend:

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There are many things in life that give me great joy. For instance cooking my children and ignoring commas.

Not sure if this is photo-shopped or real. Funny never the less.
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Originally Posted by Bh.P (Post 4543859)
Not sure if this is photo-shopped or real

Why don't you ask Bhpian mukeshgoel?

He was the one who posted it here.

:D

Wife: Good morning honey . Today is 14th Feb.
Me: Good morning yes 14th feb it's launch of XUV 300 I have to watch it for sure.
Wife : (Silently) Happy Valentine's Day
Me: (Thinking) oh .. no food for next 2 days :D

Not even Bond's Aston might be so equipped with decoy weapons:Frustrati

Excerpt from an article on TOI.

"NOIDA: Two men in a blue-coloured Swift Baleno car allegedly robbed an engineer of his jewellery and passport on Tuesday afternoon in Sector 46"

A Comment in the same article: "What is a Swift Baleno? And what does it look like? A child of Swift and Baleno?"

Source: https://m.timesofindia.com/city/noid...w/68192669.cms

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Originally Posted by sandx (Post 4552108)
Excerpt from an article on TOI.

"NOIDA: Two men in a blue-coloured Swift Baleno car allegedly robbed an engineer of his jewellery and passport on Tuesday afternoon in Sector 46"

A Comment in the same article: "What is a Swift Baleno? And what does it look like? A child of Swift and Baleno?"

Source: https://m.timesofindia.com/city/noid...w/68192669.cms

Maybe its a just a "fast" baleno.
And anyway, who did they rob, Golden Baba? "They snatched a gold bangle, a gold chain with five lockets and three gold rings from me and also took my passport" lol: All on one person!

I think I'll drop by his house, he lives at the same place as me.

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Originally Posted by sandx (Post 4552108)
Excerpt from an article on TOI.

"NOIDA: Two men in a blue-coloured Swift Baleno car allegedly robbed an engineer of his jewellery and passport on Tuesday afternoon in Sector 46"

A Comment in the same article: "What is a Swift Baleno? And what does it look like? A child of Swift and Baleno?"

The guy who wrote this is the kind who says Maruti jeep, Ford jeep, Tata jeep and so on :Frustrati

Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you?

How did the driver manage this?

All credits to the source.

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Originally Posted by RedStallion (Post 4552281)
Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you?

How did the driver manage this?

All credits to the source.


Looks photo-shopped to me. Pole at the rear bumper somehow looks fake.

First day at the job!!!! lol:

All credits to the source.

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Originally Posted by RedStallion (Post 4552281)
Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you?

How did the driver manage this?

All credits to the source.

One possible solution :
Aasman se tapka, Khajur pe atka

Translation possible, but it would probably wring it dry

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Originally Posted by RedStallion (Post 4552281)
Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you?

How did the driver manage this?

All credits to the source.

Possible. Driver hit the tree at a speed, the rear of the car lifted (the entire car could have bounced) and the car moved to the side on impact and rear came down which would result in such a scene.

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Originally Posted by RedStallion (Post 4553504)
First day at the job!!!! lol:

All credits to the source.

And also possibly the last day at the job!

Post received from a Kerala biking whatsapp group ::


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