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Old 13th February 2019, 12:41   #10126
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Old 13th February 2019, 12:50   #10127
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Not sure if this is photo-shopped or real. Funny never the less.
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Old 13th February 2019, 13:39   #10128
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Not sure if this is photo-shopped or real
Why don't you ask Bhpian mukeshgoel?

He was the one who posted it here. (How do you stick a bell on a wall? Pics of Quirky Signs)

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Me: Good morning yes 14th feb it's launch of XUV 300 I have to watch it for sure.
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Not even Bond's Aston might be so equipped with decoy weapons
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Old 1st March 2019, 00:18   #10131
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Excerpt from an article on TOI.

"NOIDA: Two men in a blue-coloured Swift Baleno car allegedly robbed an engineer of his jewellery and passport on Tuesday afternoon in Sector 46"

A Comment in the same article: "What is a Swift Baleno? And what does it look like? A child of Swift and Baleno?"

Source: https://m.timesofindia.com/city/noid...w/68192669.cms
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Excerpt from an article on TOI.

"NOIDA: Two men in a blue-coloured Swift Baleno car allegedly robbed an engineer of his jewellery and passport on Tuesday afternoon in Sector 46"

A Comment in the same article: "What is a Swift Baleno? And what does it look like? A child of Swift and Baleno?"

Source: https://m.timesofindia.com/city/noid...w/68192669.cms
Maybe its a just a "fast" baleno.
And anyway, who did they rob, Golden Baba? "They snatched a gold bangle, a gold chain with five lockets and three gold rings from me and also took my passport" All on one person!

I think I'll drop by his house, he lives at the same place as me.
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Excerpt from an article on TOI.

"NOIDA: Two men in a blue-coloured Swift Baleno car allegedly robbed an engineer of his jewellery and passport on Tuesday afternoon in Sector 46"

A Comment in the same article: "What is a Swift Baleno? And what does it look like? A child of Swift and Baleno?"
The guy who wrote this is the kind who says Maruti jeep, Ford jeep, Tata jeep and so on
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Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you?

How did the driver manage this?

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Old 1st March 2019, 13:31   #10135
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Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you?

How did the driver manage this?

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Looks photo-shopped to me. Pole at the rear bumper somehow looks fake.
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Old 4th March 2019, 14:19   #10136
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First day at the job!!!!

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Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you?

How did the driver manage this?

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One possible solution :
Aasman se tapka, Khajur pe atka

Translation possible, but it would probably wring it dry
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Old 4th March 2019, 15:03   #10138
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Sidewalk: Am I Joke to you?

How did the driver manage this?

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Possible. Driver hit the tree at a speed, the rear of the car lifted (the entire car could have bounced) and the car moved to the side on impact and rear came down which would result in such a scene.

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Old 13th March 2019, 16:59   #10139
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First day at the job!!!!

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And also possibly the last day at the job!
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