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I really, really can relate to this. Ordering coffee (especially abroad) can be such a strain on your grey cells, it isn't funny!

Almost a Joke! Honda E? What's Honda's marketing team smoking?

(Source: rushlane)

Google has some fun stuff in it's search function that makes it fun(ny). Search for 'askew' on google and you end up with a tilted web page with the results!
https://youtu.be/sP8BY454t9c

Wonder why these are not available now.

Apparently BMW drivers abroad have
an ill reputation for tailgaiting.

Though it is heart breaking to see something like this on a car, I think this person does have a sense of humour. Courtesy: WhatsApp

And it's a boy!!

Absolutely priceless! I couldn't stop chuckling - where on earth did you capture this:)

Both are hilarious - the first one captures the racist bias very well. and the second one nails the deep down attitude of the dyed-in-the-wool gearhead!:D

Should the chicken cross the road? - Indian auto manufacturer version.
P.S: Anything and everything written below to be taken with heavy dose of humour and do not take it to your heart.

Suzuki: Well, the chicken makes sure it crosses the road faster, else our tin cans are in severe risk of catastrophic damages which might be irreparable. Given that every other car to cross the road is our, there is higher probability that the chicken hits our car. We might also use our hybrid motor to electrocute the chicken as this hasn’t been of much use in the car. We will anyways have a word with Ministry to ensure the laws are mended to our needs.

Hyundai: Our cars are smooth/ultra silent and chicken will hardly know our arrival. Fluidic design 2.0 will ensure the chicken even in case of impact won’t have severe damages. In case of accident, we will carry the chicken to nearby hospital, our top-notch interiors will ensure the chicken rests well, and the long list of features will keep him entertained. The chicken is ok to cross the road in city limits, come highway our light sensitive steering has a mind of its own which might put Chickens life on risk. Other problem is we are not sure if we can reach the hospital given our efficiency.

Mahindra: Our cheetah’s and sharks will prowl on the chicken and make feast out of it. Our brakes will ensure we roll over the chicken with ease. The chicken better not cross and rather watch our off roading skills on-road. Rough side (read rough edges) of ours will make Keema out of chicken in no time. Anyway, we are working with our new friend from South Korea to see if we can improve the situation and make chickens life better.

Toyota: To cross the road, the chicken shall pay us royalty just because it will have to witness the T badge. We are sure, chicken being a chicken won’t mind paying as we offer best service and reliable cars. Just avoid crossing over corners as our cars just do not like them. However, for the premium you pay we can offer you ride until you die as we are sure our cars will outlast you.

Honda: High possibility if at all chicken is to cross the road, will hit our bottom. In any case don’t fret in case of accident, our best packaging principle of max space minimal footprint can carry you, your family friends, relatives with luggage to hospital so that there are enough people to soothe you.

Ford: Now we are not sure whether it will be our car of Mahindra’s car that will be on road. We are also unsure what features will be made available in each car as these might be deciding factors to let chicken cross the road. We are trying to figure this out for 20 years and are about to make right decision. Chicken can cross the road without any worry while we work on our strategy/planning. We are sure by the time we finalise, chicken would have had married and be raising couple of kids.

Tata: To hell with Chicken. Irrespective of whether chicken crosses or not, we will get bashed. Nobody listens to us despite we are making best of efforts. Chicken is free to decide, but it better be aware of our ratings.

VW/Skoda: Who the hell cares for desi butter chicken, we love our bratwurst, currywurst. Our European engineering will ensure we cross the road before chicken does, but hey just be careful about our exhaust, it might still end up roasting you.

General Motors: Oh! Our cars no longer venture Indian roads, the chicken can safely cross the road.

Fiat: Well we don’t have enough cars on road, that said large number of cars out there run on our blood and we cannot take decision on behalf of them. We are just engine manufacturers who also sell few cars as a coincidence. BTW we are about to follow footsteps of our dear friend-GM, so please excuse us from decision making.

Renault: Well we will help the chicken cross the road in utmost comfort. Just that the chicken must keep its eye shut so that it does not has to witness our poor interiors. Just look at the rewards/recognition our cars have got globally, it really doesn’t matter whether we take you in same car or a look like!

Simply Hillarious. :uncontrollol:

:uncontrol :uncontrol I can't stop laughing. Poor chicken.

Tail lights & Indicators ??

Absolutely unnecessary.

French Open:A tournament in which 255 participants play to decide who would be the losing finalist to Nadal :)

The Toyota line is the best and quite true if you replace 'chicken' with 'indian car market'

Wishful Thinking !!!