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Old 5th November 2019, 09:05   #10291
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Pune : the capital of unruly two wheelers!
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Old 5th November 2019, 09:30   #10292
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Old 5th November 2019, 17:04   #10293
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Tail lights

Though it's actually no joke - they are for safety, just the way cars have `em.

Link: https://tail-lights.com/

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Old 5th November 2019, 20:35   #10294
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Saw this on a car in Bangalore. Mistakes in both line, still funny.

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This is a good one!!!
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Old 7th November 2019, 20:56   #10296
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Pune : the capital of unruly two wheelers!
This happens in Nagercoil too, during heavy traffic. They occupy more than 3/4th of the road.
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Old 8th November 2019, 06:30   #10297
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This happens in Nagercoil too, during heavy traffic. They occupy more than 3/4th of the road.
Wow...When I was in Nagercoil (1970-73), total cars in Nagercoil were <10! Nostalgic memories of my drive in my father's car from Nagercoil to Kanyakumari make me sometimes consider buying a house in Nagercoil...
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Pune : the capital of unruly two wheelers!
We people in Bengaluru would've given you tough competition at this, but the roads don't allow us to move in such straight lines. We have to look for possible flat surfaces for at least the tyres. This is how we ride!

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Old 8th November 2019, 11:40   #10299
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We people in Bengaluru would've given you tough competition at this, but the roads don't allow us to move in such straight lines. We have to look for possible flat surfaces for at least the tyres. This is how we ride!
Still not accurate enough. We are not so lucky to be blessed with Flat surfaces.
You can only depict Bangalore roads and riders in 3D.
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Wow...When I was in Nagercoil (1970-73), total cars in Nagercoil were <10! Nostalgic memories of my drive in my father's car from Nagercoil to Kanyakumari make me sometimes consider buying a house in Nagercoil...
Even I had seen only less number of cars in Nagercoil during my childhood (around 2005, when I was 6). There was a sudden increase after that.

Nowadays, it is "traffic traffic everytime traffic everywhere traffic" except on Sundays and during the festivals.
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Khudi ko kar buland itna ki khuda bhi aa kar tumse pooche
Bhai, Yeh Royal Enfield brand Ki Luna kaha se li..

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Khudi ko kar buland itna ki khuda bhi aa kar tumse pooche
Bhai, Yeh Royal Enfield brand Ki Luna kaha se li..

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What's written here?

The pic looks funny, the text also should be, but many here won't be able to appreciate it
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Old 14th November 2019, 16:15   #10304
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What's written here?

The pic looks funny, the text also should be, but many here won't be able to appreciate it
Sorry. Here's a translation:
Make yourself so large, that even Royal Enfield looks like a Luna!
The word buland can have variety of meanings, taken here to mean large.
This sher is derived from another one originally by Allama Iqbal that goes like this-

Khudi ko kar buland itna ke har taqder se pehle,
Khuda bande se khud pooche bata teri raza kya hai.

Perhaps more learned members can aid in translation
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Make yourself so strong(/big) that,
God himself shall wonder 'where did you buy this RE Luna?'

The joke in here is that between the enormous legs of the great Khali, the RE looks like a Luna!
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