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Old 31st January 2023, 09:25   #10621
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Re: The Official Joke thread

Stumbled across this on SM.

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Old 14th February 2023, 08:30   #10622
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Received on WhatsApp, hilarious and accurate esp for people in Bangalore

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Old 7th March 2023, 23:43   #10623
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I'm sure some of the DIYers can relate..
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Old 18th March 2023, 08:40   #10624
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The Hooters girls giving two hoots to such guys.

On another note, wondering why the place was even named Hooters.
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On another note, wondering why the place was even named Hooters.
Hope you are joking (on the official joke thread ).

Else, here's the answer.
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Old 26th March 2023, 13:23   #10626
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Old 27th March 2023, 12:43   #10627
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The best explanation so far!!!

Mary is the proprietor of a bar in Dublin . She realises that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronise her bar. To solve this problem, she
comes up with new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger
(thereby granting the customers loans).

Ö snip Ö

Now, do you understand economics in 2010?
Got this as a forward today on WhatsApp. Good thing I searched before posting but it was really funny.
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Old 29th March 2023, 11:04   #10628
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A nifty Rear Under-run Protection Device (RUPD)
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You probably donít need it in Bangalore, but just in case :-)
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Old 3rd April 2023, 12:40   #10630
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The recent event for Nita Mukesh Ambani cultural centre had many celebrities attending. One image which had actor Tom Holland was tagged to the wrong Tom Holland who happens to be a British Historian.

On twitter the Historian responded saying ' please stop this'. One of the comments in that thread was really funny...
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Old 6th April 2023, 13:21   #10631
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Every masterpiece…
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…has its cheap copy
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(Satire)
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Old 9th April 2023, 10:56   #10632
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Banking lessons made easy
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Old 12th April 2023, 18:57   #10633
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Guy 1 : "Wow! This place looks gorgeous! Where is this?"

Guy 2 : "Do you know Trivandrum?"

Guy 1 : "Yes!"

Guy 2 : There is a small village, 13 kms away from Trivandrum.
It is called Nedumangad. Have you heard of it?"

Guy 1 : I've heard the name, though I haven't been there

Guy 2 : "Well... near Nedumangad, there is a really small village called Chukkuppetti."

Guy 1 : "Oh okay. I haven't heard of it. But it looks really beautiful! I will surely make it a point to visit, the next time I visit Trivandrum!"

Guy 2 : "Well... if you walk down the road in Chukkuppetti, you will find Gopala Pillai's Porotta shop...."

Guy 1 : Oh okay... ? ? ?

Guy 2 : "You can find this picture hanging on the wall there !"

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Re: The Official Joke thread

Found these Q's & A's on a Stock Market experts's link:-

(1) Stock Market Expert - Answered on May 01, 2023
Chandan Question by Chandan - Apr 24, 2023
I have lic 15 share @904/-. Should I hold or sell it. I can hold maximum 1 year.
Ans: hold

(2) Stock Market Expert - Answered on May 01, 2023
ashok Question by ashok - Apr 24, 2023
i am holding shares of infosys icicibank yes bank and tata power should i exit hold or buy
Ans: hold Infosys, ICICIBANk, and Tata power
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Its imperative that the answer of the expert is "hold" for every share queried upon.

However, Yes (Bank) is a No (Bank) and exit is recommended.
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