The Official Joke thread

janeckozzy · 25th March 2006, 13:26

the recorded msgs are a riot!!!!

tsreekaranrao · 25th March 2006, 15:48

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tsreekaranrao · 25th March 2006, 15:50

Zail Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] thing except for the LOGIC part.

One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.

Rajiv: Zail Singhji How is your MBA preparation?

Zail : Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Rajiv: Logic is very easy.

Zail : Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house ?

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: Logically ,there will be water in it.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: Logically. someone will be feeding the fish.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: so, Logically, your are married.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.

Zail Singh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Buta Singh who was also preparing for MBA.

Zail : How is your MBA preparation?

Buta : Everything is fine except for the logic.

Zail : Oh, logic is easy.

Buta : Please, give me an example.

Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Buta : NO, I don't.

Zail : Saala HOMO!!!!!!!!!

prabuddhadg · 25th March 2006, 16:03

Did you hear of the man who died of drinking varnish?
He had a terrible end, but a wonderful finish.

Deeps · 26th March 2006, 16:38

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain ,
"Because I run all the body's systems, so without me
nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the
eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum
should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The ******* is usually in charge !!

2L8uLoose · 27th March 2006, 17:06

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Lady of the House about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

prabuddhadg · 27th March 2006, 17:56

A gang of lizards was crawling along a wall, when out of the blue, one of them burst into song, and man, did he sing. When he stopped... all the others fell off the wall. Why?

prabuddhadg · 27th March 2006, 17:59

They had all started clapping.

Edmund · 27th March 2006, 18:18

@ 2L8uLoose: That list had me in splits!!! Awesome!!

v.tec · 28th March 2006, 00:22

http://www.koreus.com/files/2002/sajjadali.html

elf · 28th March 2006, 10:42

Men @ Work ...??!!!

Runaway Cab ...

haryan · 28th March 2006, 20:54

once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

rev_hard · 28th March 2006, 23:17

yaar u must warn people about such s**t!!!
and what was the joke by the way??

Quote:

Originally Posted by v.tec

http://www.koreus.com/files/2002/sajjadali.html

v.tec · 28th March 2006, 23:20

it was'nt a joke exactly..but hahahahaahaha!!

rev_hard · 28th March 2006, 23:24

hahahahaha to theek hai.... sahi f**i thi end mein...

25th March 2006, 15:48	#1052
tsreekaranrao BHPian Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: hyderabad Posts: 115 Thanked: 2 Times	.................................post deleted............................. Last edited by tsreekaranrao : 25th March 2006 at 15:51.

25th March 2006, 15:50	#1053
tsreekaranrao BHPian Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: hyderabad Posts: 115 Thanked: 2 Times	Zail Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home. Rajiv: Zail Singhji How is your MBA preparation? Zail : Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic. Rajiv: Logic is very easy. Zail : Can you give me an example, so that I can understand. Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house ? Zail : YES. Rajiv: Logically ,there will be water in it. Zail : YES. Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it. Zail : YES. Rajiv: Logically. someone will be feeding the fish. Zail : YES. Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish. Zail : YES. Rajiv: so, Logically, your are married. Zail : YES. Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual. Zail Singh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Buta Singh who was also preparing for MBA. Zail : How is your MBA preparation? Buta : Everything is fine except for the logic. Zail : Oh, logic is easy. Buta : Please, give me an example. Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house? Buta : NO, I don't. Zail : Saala HOMO!!!!!!!!! Last edited by tsreekaranrao : 25th March 2006 at 16:07.

27th March 2006, 17:06	#1056
2L8uLoose BANNED Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Bombay Posts: 628 Thanked: 6 Times View My Garage	Home Remidies 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Lady of the House about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

28th March 2006, 00:22	#1060
v.tec BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Gurgaon Posts: 251 Thanked: 18 Times View My Garage	you will get the joke in the end http://www.koreus.com/files/2002/sajjadali.html

25th March 2006, 13:26	#1051
janeckozzy BANNED Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mumbai Posts: 57 Thanked: 0 Times	the recorded msgs are a riot!!!!

25th March 2006, 16:03	#1054
prabuddhadg BHPian Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mumbai Posts: 812 Thanked: 81 Times View My Garage	Did you hear of the man who died of drinking varnish? He had a terrible end, but a wonderful finish.

26th March 2006, 16:38	#1055
Deeps Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2004 Location: Delhi/Noida Posts: 1,116 Thanked: 170 Times	All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? The ******* is usually in charge !!

27th March 2006, 17:56	#1057
prabuddhadg BHPian Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mumbai Posts: 812 Thanked: 81 Times View My Garage	A gang of lizards was crawling along a wall, when out of the blue, one of them burst into song, and man, did he sing. When he stopped... all the others fell off the wall. Why?

27th March 2006, 17:59	#1058
prabuddhadg BHPian Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mumbai Posts: 812 Thanked: 81 Times View My Garage	They had all started clapping.

27th March 2006, 18:18	#1059
Edmund BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Stuttgart, Germany. Posts: 830 Thanked: 163 Times View My Garage	@ 2L8uLoose: That list had me in splits!!! Awesome!!

28th March 2006, 10:42	#1061
elf BANNED Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,039 Thanked: 13 Times View My Garage	Men @ Work ...??!!! Runaway Cab ...

28th March 2006, 20:54	#1062
haryan BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: HYDERABAD INDIA Posts: 345 Thanked: 5 Times	once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

28th March 2006, 23:20	#1064
v.tec BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Gurgaon Posts: 251 Thanked: 18 Times View My Garage	it was'nt a joke exactly..but hahahahaahaha!!

28th March 2006, 23:24	#1065
rev_hard BHPian Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 361 Thanked: Once	hahahahaha to theek hai.... sahi f**i thi end mein...