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Like plastic surgery, planes and wireless communication, even the Cybertruck was invented way back in India.

Did you hear of the leopard that has wandered into the Infosys campus in Mysuru? Having failed to capture it, in spite of their best efforts, officials of the forest department are hoping that the wild cat will manifest itself only after completing the 70 hours per week of work, as desired by the top honchos.

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Originally Posted by dailydriver (Post 5907998)
Did you hear of the leopard that has wandered into the Infosys campus in Mysuru? Having failed to capture it, in spite of their best efforts, officials of the forest department are hoping that the wild cat will manifest itself only after completing the 70 hours per week of work, as desired by the top honchos.

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Tiger already assigned to a project:)

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I am doing mathematics with my son.

I tell him I have a problem....he says no, she is not in the room right now.

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Originally Posted by bblost (Post 5915487)
I am doing mathematics with my son.

Some problems are really tricky!

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My son: "I got a D in my maths."

Me: "That's really bad."

My wife: "You need to stop doing his homework."

Disclaimer: No offense or attempt to demean/ criticise any community. So please take it lightly

The 'Parsi's are just superb :thumbs up

A Bawaji boards a Jet Airways flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat.

As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the plane.
Bawaji, soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat.

Lo and behold, she takes the seat right next to Bawaji.

Eager to strike up a conversation Bawaji asks,
"Business trip or vacation?"

She turns, smiles and says,
"Business. I'm going to the annual Sexologists Convention."

Bawaji swallows hard.
Here is the most gorgeous woman Bawaji has ever seen, sitting next to him and she's a sexologist! Struggling to contain his excitement and maintain his composure, Bawaji calmly asks,
"What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" Bawaji says, swallowing hard.
"What m-m-m-myths are those?"

"Well," she explains,
"One popular myth is that African men are the best endowed when, in fact, it's the Tamilian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, whereas actually it is the Bengali.
However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Sardar."


Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes.
"I'm sorry," she says,
"I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"

"Venkataraman!" Bawaji blurts out... "Venkataraman Banerjee! But all my friends call me Joginder Singh!"
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Yes, it's a Copy Paste from WA university

How can anyone get the name of the National MUV wrong! (unless there are copyright implications)
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Originally Posted by GeeTee TSI (Post 5921447)
How can anyone get the name of the National MUV wrong! (unless there are copyright implications)
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They don't want to get into legal complications. Learnt their lesson well from Indigo Vs Mahindra 6E Case.

We are all PhDs in India


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