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Old 27th September 2023, 16:46   #10651
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Hi!
Here are a few jokes I found!


Kia – A man walks into a car parts & accessories shop and says “I need a gas cap for a Kia”. The shop assistant says ‘okay, sounds like a fair trade’.

Turtle Wax – Do you know why Turtle Wax is so damn expensive? Because turtles have really small ears.

Morris – What do you call someone who dances on cars? A Morris dancer.

Honda – How many people can you squeeze into a Honda? The bible said that all 12 disciples were in a single Accord.

Porsche – An unemployed man is on the hunt for odd jobs that he can do to earn some money. He knocks on his neighbors door, who answers and says “I’ll give you £50 to paint my porch. The paint’s in the garage next to the car.”

20 minutes later the man knocks on his neighbors door and says “All done.”

“You can’t be done already?” says his neighbor. “It should have taken you all day to paint.”

“Nope, it was easy,” says the unemployed man. “And by the way – it’s not a Porsche, it’s a Ferrari.”


A driver says to his passenger: ‘Lean out of the side window and tell me if my indicator light is working.’ His passenger leans out and says: ‘Okay… Yes… No… Yes… No… Yes… No…’


A man returns home from a hard days work and is met by his wife. She tells him that she has some good news and bad news about their brand new car. The man says, ‘Okay, give me the good news first.’ His wife replies, ‘The good news is, all the air bags works…’

I just bought a new car, which has a surround sound stereo. My wife in the front and my mother-in-law in the back.


cited = https://www.motorpaper.co.uk/hilario...-and-acronyms/


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Old 27th September 2023, 17:22   #10652
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Q : What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas!?

A : A Ford Siesta

Q : What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

A : Carlos

Q : What car does Yoda drive?

A : A Toyoda

Q: Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?

A : The Old Volks home!
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Found this gem in a WhatsApp group.
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Old 6th October 2023, 12:01   #10654
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Check out these scary Halloween decorations.
Chilled me to the bone.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyBTWyGrwV-/?
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Old 2nd November 2023, 20:47   #10655
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Now this is what I call user centric design
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Old 14th December 2023, 15:39   #10656
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Quote:
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Found this gem in a WhatsApp group.
Thanks a ton, had a hearty laugh, much needed on a stressful day like today.
I am still smiling.
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Old 26th December 2023, 12:06   #10657
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Found this hilarious, a series of images summarizing the life as a Tesla owner.

I do not wish to screenshot so many photos and post here so directly posting link to the facebook post (credits, thus, need not be written here).

https://m.facebook.com/story.php/?id...68925211693634
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Old 27th December 2023, 00:21   #10658
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Creativity at its peak!!
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*LLB. class:*

*Professor:* if you have to give an orange, what will you say?

Student: take this orange.

Prof: No. Tell like a lawyer.

Student: I Ramakrishna son of Satyamurthy resident of Bangalore, Karnataka aged 21 years, do here by solemnly affirm and voluntarily and consciously declare out of my volition and without any fear or favour or pressure or undue influence that I'm giving this fruit called orange on which I have absolute right, title and interest along with its peel, juice,seed and pulp.
I am also giving you absolute and unqualified right and interest to cut, peel,store in freezer or eat it.
You will also have the right to give this along with its peel, juice,seed or pulp to any one whosoever is deemed fit by you and only you.
I further declare that I will be solely responsible and liable for any dispute arising whatsoever till today, pertaining to this orange. And hereinafter this conveyance today, my relationship with this orange will wholly cease to exist in any way whatsoever .

Prof: My lord, where are your feet....?
(the names are fictitious and are not meant to identify any real life names resembling these fictitious characters)

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Old 3rd January 2024, 22:08   #10660
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This is just what we need for Indian driving conditions.
Before you say it: It’s a chimp and not a monkey

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Feedback survey joke :-)

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Old 11th January 2024, 20:28   #10662
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As we get older, the “dipper” will start to get replaced by “diaper”, methinks.
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The list of alternative fuels for automobiles continues to grow.
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An accurate description of car companies post covid
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When your luck runs out from all corners..

Courtesy: WhatsApp.
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