The Official Joke thread

gopikb · 31st May 2011, 15:57

[quote=dhanushs;2372805]How women and men 'see' colors.

Had a hearty laugh

dhanushs. I myself can relate to it very well as we just completed repainting our house last week. I ended up with my bp shooting to 170/100 and am currently on pills.

AvinashKeezh · 31st May 2011, 22:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhanushs

How women and men 'see' colors.

Men are evolving... from Red-Green-Blue... it has become Red-Purple-Pink-Orange-Yellow-Green-Blue

Real good one

Scorcher · 5th June 2011, 20:58

Someone (a total stranger) gave me an add in Facebook and this is how the first conversation started

T-Bhp sure have its effects!

harishnayak · 9th June 2011, 02:56

This picture on my FB wall sweeped away the Maximum LIKES i've ever had till date

anilisanil · 9th June 2011, 10:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by harishnayak

This picture on my FB wall sweeped away the Maximum LIKES i've ever had till date

You have been condored!

mayankk · 9th June 2011, 10:05

I do like the subtitled proggies on television, helps for late night watchings.
but sometimes, you gotta spew some coffee....
everybody knows what IKEA means here in this picture, i hope.
TG fans.

mayankk · 9th June 2011, 14:38

foglamps?
he's got doglamps!

harishnayak · 10th June 2011, 02:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guite

Would like to share in the fun but, alas, I am Hindi challenged!

So here's one for you

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"

prateekm · 10th June 2011, 17:02

The best Google auto-correct in translation

1) Go to Google Translate

2) Type 'Suresh Raina is god' and translate from English to Serbian.

3) Copy the result in Serbian, paste it in the box and translate it back to English. Watch the magic !

Eddy · 10th June 2011, 17:04

^^ What magic eh ? We don't need google shoogle to tell us who the God of cricket is

BoneCollector · 11th June 2011, 21:31

Couldn't find an appropriate thread.
Spotted by my brother somewhere in Rajasthan.

raj_srini · 11th June 2011, 22:48

This one on Tata Cars

Q: What is the TATA car owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.

bluevolt · 12th June 2011, 01:01

Perfect example of generation gap:

Aamir khan - "papa kehte hai bada naam karega".

Imran khan - "dady mujse bola tu galti hai meri"

dhanushs · 12th June 2011, 02:51

Ring any bells?

sudev · 12th June 2011, 07:33

@dhanushs : Thats a nice one. New theory of extinction perhaps??

31st May 2011, 15:57	#4846
gopikb BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 554 Thanked: 390 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread [quote=dhanushs;2372805]How women and men 'see' colors. Had a hearty laugh dhanushs. I myself can relate to it very well as we just completed repainting our house last week. I ended up with my bp shooting to 170/100 and am currently on pills.

5th June 2011, 20:58	#4848
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,918 Thanked: 7,124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Someone (a total stranger) gave me an add in Facebook and this is how the first conversation started T-Bhp sure have its effects! Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Scorcher : 5th June 2011 at 20:59.

9th June 2011, 02:56	#4849
harishnayak Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: DELHI Posts: 1,396 Thanked: 125 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This picture on my FB wall sweeped away the Maximum LIKES i've ever had till date Attached Thumbnails

9th June 2011, 10:05	#4851
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,148 Thanked: 8,168 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread I do like the subtitled proggies on television, helps for late night watchings. but sometimes, you gotta spew some coffee.... everybody knows what IKEA means here in this picture, i hope. TG fans. Attached Thumbnails

9th June 2011, 14:38	#4852
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,148 Thanked: 8,168 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread foglamps? he's got doglamps! Attached Thumbnails

10th June 2011, 17:02	#4854
prateekm BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR Posts: 790 Thanked: 553 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The best Google auto-correct in translation 1) Go to Google Translate 2) Type 'Suresh Raina is god' and translate from English to Serbian. 3) Copy the result in Serbian, paste it in the box and translate it back to English. Watch the magic !

10th June 2011, 17:04	#4855
Eddy Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Delhi Posts: 9,387 Thanked: 13,301 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ What magic eh ? We don't need google shoogle to tell us who the God of cricket is

11th June 2011, 21:31	#4856
BoneCollector Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: BIHAR Posts: 3,202 Thanked: 10,814 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Couldn't find an appropriate thread. Spotted by my brother somewhere in Rajasthan. Attached Thumbnails

11th June 2011, 22:48	#4857
raj_srini BHPian Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Delhi Posts: 145 Thanked: 19 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This one on Tata Cars Q: What is the TATA car owner's most ardent wish? A: To buy a car.

12th June 2011, 01:01	#4858
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Perfect example of generation gap: Aamir khan - "papa kehte hai bada naam karega". Imran khan - "dady mujse bola tu galti hai meri"

12th June 2011, 02:51	#4859
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,282 Thanked: 10,180 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Ring any bells?

12th June 2011, 07:33	#4860
sudev Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Gurgaon Posts: 3,838 Thanked: 3,179 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread @dhanushs : Thats a nice one. New theory of extinction perhaps??