The Official Joke thread

Kimified · 28th October 2011, 23:07

Just happened to come across this link. Found it funny. So, thought ill share since F1 is in the news here too :P I actually like quite a few articles on faking news. They have some real good sense of humor.

Harbhajan Singh to take part in F1 race driving his Hummer | Faking News

Check this

‎*Issued in Public Interest*

Ra.One Jokes Collection :

1: Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra-1 promotions...!

2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left at interval.

3: Breaking News...!
Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE's release

4: Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat karna"

5: Rahul Gandhi to meet all people affected after seeing Ra.One.

6: Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one...! =))

7: Nahi chala RA.ONE...! Ab SRK bolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one.

8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.

9: Ra.One gives more pain than a wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.

10: Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill...! Put people behind bars who made such movie.

11: As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release.

12: Faking News 100 people committed mass suiced after watching Ra.one!X_X

IronH4WK · 28th October 2011, 23:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Here comes another Buddh cock-up. Pir'leli' eh?

ooh, this keeps getting better and better! can't wait for the next revelation!

bluevolt · 29th October 2011, 00:04

Imagine what would have happened if organizers installed ‘toll booths’ after each kilometer on the Formula 1 track, and recover the cost from the drivers, as is usually done in UP to recover costs.

IronH4WK · 29th October 2011, 07:46

had a good laugh this morning courtesy: ze Facebook

The Official Joke thread-296296_10150489841383916_703283915_11321927_553257934_n.jpg

mitrajdeep · 29th October 2011, 13:47

Do Not Miss This conversation Between RAMIZ RAJA AND INZAMAM UL HUQ

''Actual conversation after 3rd ODI between India-Pak played in Lahore Paskistan on 13 Feb 2006
Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today?
Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya the indian batsman is play very good today.
we is try very hard but is not win the game.

Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?

Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot very hard in our gaps. In start,
we is protect our gaps very well. the grass is also thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance?
Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for many run. Asif is bowled well.
Also, after some shots the ball is out of shape. umpire is not give another ball..
it is tough to play with one ball.

Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is practice a lot sticking our bat in our
hands.. but now we is more practice sticking balls in our hands.

Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on our back. Insha allah we is play better.

Rameez: All the best Inzy
Inzy: Thank is you"

Statement · 29th October 2011, 15:28

News about Qantas grounding its fleet.
We have decided to ground the Qantas international and domestic fleets immediately, Joyce said. Flights already in the air when the announcement was made were to continue to their destinations.

I was wondering what were the other options they had? Switch off the engine midflight? Qantas Airways grounds its entire worldwide fleet

Scorcher · 29th October 2011, 16:59

Happy weekend fellas!

anjan_c2007 · 29th October 2011, 18:02

Wit @ Amitabh Bachchan's Twitter page:
Wooing the press is an exercise roughly akin to picnicking with a tiger.
You might enjoy the meal, but the tiger always eats last.'
'For the press, progress is not news - trouble is news.' ~ Richard Nixon .
'It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day just exactly fits the news paper.'
'People everywhere confuse what they read in the newspapers with news.' ~ AJ Leibing new yorker!!
(all tweets posted by him)

vb-saan · 30th October 2011, 00:24

Not sure if this was posted earlier. A friend shared this on facebook!

Butters · 30th October 2011, 10:22

Necessity is the mother of all Jugads

Butters · 30th October 2011, 13:39

Note from the Team-BHP Support Team: This video contains offensive words and hence your post is deleted. Please do not post content which can be considered as offensive by other members. Posting jokes which have adult content, abusive slurs, etc. is not permitted.

akshay4587 · 30th October 2011, 19:22

How about this one,he is giving the F1 drivers a run for their money

Source:FB

Scorcher · 30th October 2011, 19:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by akshay4587

How about this one,he is giving the F1 drivers a run for their money
Source:FB

Shall post a bigger pic of the same, look at the driver positions

Please remove if found irrelevant.

lamboguy · 31st October 2011, 00:06

Read this one on Twitter:

Why did massa crash the car? Because he thought mayawati was to be given away as the prize instead of Mayawati to give away the prize.

(I hope this isn't inappropriate)

Scorcher · 31st October 2011, 01:25

This is epic!

The whole music industry is about to take a blow, a new star has born!

Enrique, Robbie, Keating, Bieber, run for cover!

Santhosh Pandit English Song Michael Jackson Live.mp4 - YouTube

28th October 2011, 23:07	#5566
Kimified BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 242 Thanked: 80 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Just happened to come across this link. Found it funny. So, thought ill share since F1 is in the news here too :P I actually like quite a few articles on faking news. They have some real good sense of humor. Harbhajan Singh to take part in F1 race driving his Hummer \| Faking News Check this ‎Issued in Public Interest Ra.One Jokes Collection : 1: Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra-1 promotions...! 2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left at interval. 3: Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE's release 4: Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat karna" 5: Rahul Gandhi to meet all people affected after seeing Ra.One. 6: Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one...! =)) 7: Nahi chala RA.ONE...! Ab SRK bolega buy one get one aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE coming soon on Sahara.One and Star.one. 8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men. 9: Ra.One gives more pain than a wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE. 10: Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill...! Put people behind bars who made such movie. 11: As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release. 12: Faking News 100 people committed mass suiced after watching Ra.one!X_X Last edited by Kimified : 28th October 2011 at 23:16. Reason: Adding Ra.One Jokes!

29th October 2011, 00:04	#5568
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Imagine what would have happened if organizers installed ‘toll booths’ after each kilometer on the Formula 1 track, and recover the cost from the drivers, as is usually done in UP to recover costs.

29th October 2011, 07:46	#5569
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread had a good laugh this morning courtesy: ze Facebook

29th October 2011, 13:47	#5570
mitrajdeep BHPian Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Calcutta Posts: 135 Thanked: 95 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Do Not Miss This conversation Between RAMIZ RAJA AND INZAMAM UL HUQ ''Actual conversation after 3rd ODI between India-Pak played in Lahore Paskistan on 13 Feb 2006 Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today? Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya the indian batsman is play very good today. we is try very hard but is not win the game. Rameez: Any words for Dhoni? Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot very hard in our gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the grass is also thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat. Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance? Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for many run. Asif is bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of shape. umpire is not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one ball. Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly? Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is practice a lot sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more practice sticking balls in our hands. Rameez: Any plans for the next match? Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on our back. Insha allah we is play better. Rameez: All the best Inzy Inzy: Thank is you" Attached Thumbnails Last edited by mitrajdeep : 29th October 2011 at 14:02.

29th October 2011, 15:28	#5571
Statement BHPian Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 38 Thanked: 15 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread News about Qantas grounding its fleet. We have decided to ground the Qantas international and domestic fleets immediately, Joyce said. Flights already in the air when the announcement was made were to continue to their destinations. I was wondering what were the other options they had? Switch off the engine midflight? Qantas Airways grounds its entire worldwide fleet

29th October 2011, 16:59	#5572
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,918 Thanked: 7,124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Happy weekend fellas! Attached Thumbnails

29th October 2011, 18:02	#5573
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,313 Thanked: 20,591 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Wit @ Amitabh Bachchan's Twitter page: Wooing the press is an exercise roughly akin to picnicking with a tiger. You might enjoy the meal, but the tiger always eats last.' 'For the press, progress is not news - trouble is news.' ~ Richard Nixon . 'It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day just exactly fits the news paper.' 'People everywhere confuse what they read in the newspapers with news.' ~ AJ Leibing new yorker!! (all tweets posted by him) Last edited by anjan_c2007 : 29th October 2011 at 18:04.

30th October 2011, 00:24	#5574
vb-saan Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: S'pore/Thrissur Posts: 7,270 Thanked: 12,398 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Not sure if this was posted earlier. A friend shared this on facebook! Attached Thumbnails

30th October 2011, 10:22	#5575
Butters BHPian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mumbai Posts: 63 Thanked: 7 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Necessity is the mother of all Jugads

30th October 2011, 13:39	#5576
Butters BHPian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mumbai Posts: 63 Thanked: 7 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Note from the Team-BHP Support Team: This video contains offensive words and hence your post is deleted. Please do not post content which can be considered as offensive by other members. Posting jokes which have adult content, abusive slurs, etc. is not permitted. Last edited by n_aditya : 2nd November 2011 at 18:43.

30th October 2011, 19:22	#5577
akshay4587 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chandigarh/Mohali/Ambala Cantt Posts: 4,151 Thanked: 4,525 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread How about this one,he is giving the F1 drivers a run for their money Source:FB Attached Thumbnails

31st October 2011, 00:06	#5579
lamboguy BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Mumbai Posts: 138 Thanked: 123 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Read this one on Twitter: Why did massa crash the car? Because he thought mayawati was to be given away as the prize instead of Mayawati to give away the prize. (I hope this isn't inappropriate)