[Scorcher]

You just can't 'Ignore' him

[myavu]

Please remove if already posted.

From Facebook Wall!

[download2live]

Yesterday it was Birthday of Rajnikant.
Found this on Facebook:

Dear Birthday,

Wish you a very happy Rajnikant.

[bluevolt]

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with sum one you don't want to be seen with

[silversteed]

Originally Posted by bluevolt

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with sum one you don't want to be seen with

All these laws are different versions of Murphy's Laws. Suggest reading this title.

[Klub Class]

I guess I won't be condor-ed this time.

[prateekm]

Viewers were allowed to vote for Man of the Match in AUS vs NZ Test series. If this happens in India, 99/100 times it would be Sachin Tendulkar, even if he isn't playing in that match!

[//M]

Saw this pic in a friend's fb wall.

[wanderlust]

LOL, this would be the most inexpensive handsfree-cum-ear-warmer!

Originally Posted by //M

Saw this pic in a friend's fb wall.

[maddy42]

Originally Posted by Swanand Inamdar

Its my wedding anniversary today.
My wife asked me as to what gift would I like on this day?

I nonchalently answered - "2 mins of silence".

Didnt quite understand the part where, I am supposed to end up in the living room tonight.

P.S: All this is actually true.

Thats why the TV should always be fit in the living room

[bluevolt]

There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women
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And nobody knows them.

[Swanand Inamdar]

Originally Posted by maddy42

Thats why the TV should always be fit in the living room

Maddy, problem arises when, even after having 3 TV's in the house, you get to see none!

Anyways, all those that expressed concern over my wellbeing - A big Thankyou! Well, after a certain cold war for that day, all was back to normal. A Tissot did the magic . Now, sincerely hoping that my wife doesnt read this!

[Irish]

Few from my side:

Check the mouse:


Bell (Ghanta) engineer:


Warning!


Source: Facebook Accounts

Cheers!
Irish

[smsrini]

Courtesy FAcebook...

[Klub Class]

Mr & Mrs. Klub Class