The Official Joke thread

avingodb · 16th December 2011, 15:44

thanks for clarifying the "condored" concept. I had googled it a couple of times and there was no result. Moreover, I was scared of posing anything for the fear of being "condored" , more so since I did not know its consequences!

GTO · 16th December 2011, 15:48

Note from Mod : The regular Team-BHP rules apply to this thread as well. Request to avoid posting any inappropriate jokes (including those of a sexual nature, politics etc. Any future violations will result in an infraction.

Thanks

Klub Class · 16th December 2011, 21:12

A boy of Class 6th proposed a girl of Class 10th.

Boy : I love You!

Girl : Stupid. I'm older than you!
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Boy : I madly love You!

Girl : Get lost!
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Boy: Didi, please...

Patriot_Vishwas · 17th December 2011, 19:13

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 20 characters.

bluevolt · 17th December 2011, 21:15

Awesome message by a girl

'He broke my heart, and i broke his apple iphone 4G...'
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"Baaki tum khud hisab laga lo kon jyada roya hoga"

Irish · 17th December 2011, 21:36

Santa raised his bat on 33 runs..!!

Dhoni: It's not 50 or 100 yet.

Santa: Tu chup kar 12th fail (shut up! you 12th fail), Only an engineer can understand the importance of passing marks!

Cheers!
Irish

akj53 · 17th December 2011, 21:42

Advertisement in a newspaper

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
No longer needed.
Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.

anjan_c2007 · 17th December 2011, 22:30

"Jhukta wahi hain jis mein jaan hoti hain. Akadna to murde ki pehchan hoti hain."
It is a quote in Hindi meaning "The person who bows has life (soul) within, the one who doesn't bow indicates he has a lifeless body."

condor · 18th December 2011, 07:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by anekho

Whenever someone posted a joke that had already been posted, he'd inform them of this and post a link to the post that originally had the joke.

He did it with diligence and precision, leaving no joke unscathed. People were being 'condored'!

He doesn't seem to do it much these days, but his legacy lives on

@Anekho, thanks !

While I did start it, fellow members did participate to help keep this thread & the jokes here fresh & clean.

Humor is serious business

Members who got "condored" also took things sportively, and also had a lil fun doing so.

I had not been able to spend much time here due to personal reasons, but will do as much as I can ..

I dont remember who coined the word "condored", but honestly, it did feel good to get a trade-mark.

bluevolt · 18th December 2011, 08:53

Picture of a Government school classroom in Delhi. Dog is more interested to study than students.

Disclaimer - This is not a joke but joke of education in capital city.

dhanushs · 18th December 2011, 12:32

Sometimes, women just cant help it, but express!!..

The translation from Malayalam: Move near to me.. man!

dhanushs · 18th December 2011, 15:35

'Nothing' can be charged!.

dhanushs · 18th December 2011, 22:26

A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to
add ‘e’ at the end of a word…

… “I am having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her__!…”

We can only hope for his best.

Courtesy: Hari

Irish · 19th December 2011, 12:00

According to time, Vikarm and Betaal also got changed:

Latest Mobile Lock:

Desparate Chholey (Chick Peas) of Delhi:

Attn: Women can also be Pickpocketeers

Lets go to School (No Horse Power, it's Dog Power):

Source: Facebook Pages

Cheers!
Irish

raj_5004 · 19th December 2011, 12:08

Some from facebook -

16th December 2011, 15:44	#5986
avingodb BHPian Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Delhi/Mumbai Posts: 683 Thanked: 696 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread thanks for clarifying the "condored" concept. I had googled it a couple of times and there was no result. Moreover, I was scared of posing anything for the fear of being "condored" , more so since I did not know its consequences!

16th December 2011, 15:48	#5987
GTO Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 70,497 Thanked: 300,309 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Note from Mod : The regular Team-BHP rules apply to this thread as well. Request to avoid posting any inappropriate jokes (including those of a sexual nature, politics etc. Any future violations will result in an infraction. Thanks

16th December 2011, 21:12	#5988
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 4,867 Thanked: 1,935 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A boy of Class 6th proposed a girl of Class 10th. Boy : I love You! Girl : Stupid. I'm older than you! . . . . . Boy : I madly love You! Girl : Get lost! . . . . . . . . . . Boy: Didi, please...

17th December 2011, 19:13	#5989
Patriot_Vishwas BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 157 Thanked: 177 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 20 characters. Attached Thumbnails Attached Images

17th December 2011, 21:15	#5990
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Awesome message by a girl 'He broke my heart, and i broke his apple iphone 4G...' . . ... . . "Baaki tum khud hisab laga lo kon jyada roya hoga"

17th December 2011, 21:36	#5991
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Santa raised his bat on 33 runs..!! Dhoni: It's not 50 or 100 yet. Santa: Tu chup kar 12th fail (shut up! you 12th fail), Only an engineer can understand the importance of passing marks! Cheers! Irish

17th December 2011, 21:42	#5992
akj53 BHPian Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NOIDA, Manchester & Cardiff Posts: 585 Thanked: 92 Times	Advertisement in a newspaper FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

17th December 2011, 22:30	#5993
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,304 Thanked: 20,486 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread "Jhukta wahi hain jis mein jaan hoti hain. Akadna to murde ki pehchan hoti hain." It is a quote in Hindi meaning "The person who bows has life (soul) within, the one who doesn't bow indicates he has a lifeless body."

18th December 2011, 08:53	#5995
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Picture of a Government school classroom in Delhi. Dog is more interested to study than students. Disclaimer - This is not a joke but joke of education in capital city.

18th December 2011, 12:32	#5996
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,280 Thanked: 10,171 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Sometimes, women just cant help it, but express!!.. The translation from Malayalam: Move near to me.. man! Last edited by dhanushs : 18th December 2011 at 12:43.

18th December 2011, 15:35	#5997
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,280 Thanked: 10,171 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread 'Nothing' can be charged!.

18th December 2011, 22:26	#5998
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,280 Thanked: 10,171 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word… … “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her__!…” We can only hope for his best. Courtesy: Hari

19th December 2011, 12:00	#5999
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread According to time, Vikarm and Betaal also got changed: Latest Mobile Lock: Desparate Chholey (Chick Peas) of Delhi: Attn: Women can also be Pickpocketeers Lets go to School (No Horse Power, it's Dog Power): Source: Facebook Pages Cheers! Irish Last edited by Irish : 19th December 2011 at 12:10.

19th December 2011, 12:08	#6000
raj_5004 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Dubai/Mumbai Posts: 5,238 Thanked: 3,138 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Some from facebook - Attached Thumbnails Attached Images Last edited by raj_5004 : 19th December 2011 at 12:09.