The Official Joke thread

travelwriter · 27th February 2012, 11:13

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Originally Posted by bluevolt

Specially for Team-BHP Admin and Mods

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Good God! Now we may witness a new kind of 'Condoring.' All the best Bluevolt!

Scarlet_Rider · 27th February 2012, 13:28

Q: What is the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A: The knife has a point.

Furebo · 27th February 2012, 13:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarvodaya

WIFE on missing column of newspaper.

I think only this is enough for the man to be the happiest!

Scorcher · 27th February 2012, 13:59

The pic says it all

SwiftSD · 27th February 2012, 19:05

After multiple attempts to get the customer service representative on the phone to understand his name, Mr. Appappa decided to spell it out.

"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"

The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea Sir," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."

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At a clothing store, a customer asked the sales representative to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband’s blue eyes stand out.

Ma'am, he explained, any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough.

bluevolt · 27th February 2012, 19:37

Tale of Tickets

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Furebo · 27th February 2012, 23:12

Dedicated to all those having sleepless nights!

Sheel · 28th February 2012, 08:54

How true is this

(No offense to fellow enthusiasts)

swiftnfurious · 28th February 2012, 15:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by karty_83

Did he answer anything wrong

Nop, not at all! But you just got Condored & Irished!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2691246

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2691541

Anand123 · 28th February 2012, 15:54

Ever thought of the relation between Love and Exam?

bluevolt · 28th February 2012, 16:44

I am so sorry for him, today he got a chance to score a century and that too as a bowler.

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Malinga: Why this Kohli Kohli Di??

Kohli: One Tight Slap (Dobara Mat Poochna)

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Malinga's Blackberry Pin: 264444

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Indian Cricket Team is like a Rocket..It does not Fire Off until it's tail is on Fire.

Sheel · 28th February 2012, 17:07

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Originally Posted by Sheel

How true is this

(No offense to fellow enthusiasts)

On similar lines - - Sorry Nascar fans

bluevolt · 28th February 2012, 17:24

Show-Lay and Film-affair awards

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superlux · 28th February 2012, 19:02

Well, one of the most reputed skin and venereal disease specialists in my town has this on his sign board " SKIN AND SEXUALLY SPECIALIST"

Irish · 28th February 2012, 21:51

Cheers!
Irish

27th February 2012, 13:28	#6722
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 830 Thanked: 1,656 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Q: What is the difference between a woman's argument and a knife? A: The knife has a point.

27th February 2012, 13:59	#6724
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,916 Thanked: 7,118 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The pic says it all Attached Thumbnails

27th February 2012, 19:05	#6725
SwiftSD BHPian Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Kolkata Posts: 108 Thanked: 65 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread After multiple attempts to get the customer service representative on the phone to understand his name, Mr. Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea Sir," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At a clothing store, a customer asked the sales representative to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband’s blue eyes stand out. Ma'am, he explained, any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough.

27th February 2012, 19:37	#6726
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Tale of Tickets _______________________ _______________________ _______________________ Last edited by bluevolt : 27th February 2012 at 19:41.

27th February 2012, 23:12	#6727
Furebo BHPian Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: - Posts: 332 Thanked: 92 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Dedicated to all those having sleepless nights!

28th February 2012, 08:54	#6728
Sheel Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Purnea (Bihar) Posts: 9,580 Thanked: 14,396 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread How true is this (No offense to fellow enthusiasts) Attached Images

28th February 2012, 15:54	#6730
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: KL-01 Posts: 2,297 Thanked: 5,225 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Ever thought of the relation between Love and Exam? Attached Thumbnails

28th February 2012, 16:44	#6731
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread I am so sorry for him, today he got a chance to score a century and that too as a bowler. __________________________________________________ ______________________ Malinga: Why this Kohli Kohli Di?? Kohli: One Tight Slap (Dobara Mat Poochna) __________________________________________________ ________________________ Malinga's Blackberry Pin: 264444 __________________________________________________ ________________________ Indian Cricket Team is like a Rocket..It does not Fire Off until it's tail is on Fire. Last edited by bluevolt : 28th February 2012 at 17:01.

28th February 2012, 17:24	#6733
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Show-Lay and Film-affair awards

28th February 2012, 19:02	#6734
superlux BHPian Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Srinagar Posts: 35 Thanked: 11 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Well, one of the most reputed skin and venereal disease specialists in my town has this on his sign board " SKIN AND SEXUALLY SPECIALIST"

28th February 2012, 21:51	#6735
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Cheers! Irish