The Official Joke thread

SmartCat · 11th September 2012, 14:48

What did A.K. Hangal say when he last visited a Hyundai dealer's stockyard and saw the unsold inventory?

Itna Sonata Kyun Hain Bhai?

avisidhu · 11th September 2012, 16:04

Got it as a fwd mail:

We always face situations where boss says to complete the work in no time, take extra resources if you want. Maybe this reply can help in those situations:

It was a meeting at the office conference hall. People from various departments had been called. The VP was looking tense.

The mood looked bad. My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about? I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting. People around smiled at each other.Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. Around 10 people had put in their papers, all experienced guys. It was quarter end and so work was huge. If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP.

The VP turned to the Lead and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man."

To this the Lead replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything!"

selfdrive · 11th September 2012, 16:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by avisidhu

To this the Lead replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything!"

Was he the 11th guy to resign?!

SDP · 11th September 2012, 16:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by DieselDon

From a forward. Calvin & Hobbs explain WallStreet.

Love it! In fact love C&H in general. Have most of the collection in book format.
Examples like this one always make me wonder if Watterson had kids in mind as part of the target audience.

Quote:

Originally Posted by smartcat

What did A.K. Hangal say when he last visited a Hyundai dealer's stockyard and saw the unsold inventory?

Itna Sonata Kyun Hain Bhai?

That cracked me up at work. Good one smartcat!

roshan_cruise · 12th September 2012, 00:26

How i believe Tata nano was developed!!!

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Mod Note: Please keep your posts- and your jokes- clean. Thanks!

AlphaKilo · 12th September 2012, 11:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by avisidhu

To this the Lead replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything!"

I guess he copied it from somebody else and I know from whom he copied this! See my signature for the answer!

IronH4WK · 12th September 2012, 14:41

motorbiking 101

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AlphaKilo · 12th September 2012, 14:43

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK

motorbiking 101

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You/the original owner missed the brakes!!

vb-saan · 13th September 2012, 09:32

Look who is at Burger King!!!

mayankk · 13th September 2012, 14:44

Spoiler alert for the next dark knight flick.
This is a huge batman spoiler!!

vb-saan · 13th September 2012, 19:45

iPhone is growing in length, and it could be like this in 5 years (a friend shared this on facebook)

selfdrive · 13th September 2012, 19:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by vb-san

iPhone is growing in length, and it could be like this in 5 years (a friend shared this on facebook)

good one, also to be used as a universal remote and safety (self defense)device

rahulk2510 · 13th September 2012, 22:32

Whenever an iphone is launched, affection towards ones relative in US increases...

IronH4WK · 14th September 2012, 11:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by rahulk2510

Whenever an iphone is launched, affection towards ones relative in US increases...

But before that, whenever a iPhone is released wife ki seva shuru hoti hai

(whenever a iPhone is released, one has to butter up the spouse - well, sort off)

vb-saan · 14th September 2012, 11:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by selfdrive

good one, also to be used as a universal remote and safety (self defense)device

Indeed, it does look like a touch screen remote control

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

But before that, whenever a iPhone is released wife ki seva shuru hoti hai

(whenever a iPhone is released, one has to butter up the spouse - well, sort off)

Ha ha, that’s sad! Well, get the new one for wife as well

11th September 2012, 14:48	#7396
SmartCat Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 6,400 Thanked: 42,747 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread What did A.K. Hangal say when he last visited a Hyundai dealer's stockyard and saw the unsold inventory? Itna Sonata Kyun Hain Bhai?

11th September 2012, 16:04	#7397
avisidhu BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Vancouver Posts: 744 Thanked: 827 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Got it as a fwd mail: We always face situations where boss says to complete the work in no time, take extra resources if you want. Maybe this reply can help in those situations: It was a meeting at the office conference hall. People from various departments had been called. The VP was looking tense. The mood looked bad. My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about? I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting. People around smiled at each other.Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. Around 10 people had put in their papers, all experienced guys. It was quarter end and so work was huge. If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP. The VP turned to the Lead and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man." To this the Lead replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything!"

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roshan_cruise BHPian Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dubai (Thane) Posts: 53 Thanked: 33 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread How i believe Tata nano was developed!!! Mod Note: Please keep your posts- and your jokes- clean. Thanks! Last edited by noopster : 12th September 2012 at 09:54. Reason: Refer mod note in post

12th September 2012, 14:41	#7402
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13th September 2012, 19:45	#7406
vb-saan Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: S'pore/Thrissur Posts: 7,263 Thanked: 12,365 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread iPhone is growing in length, and it could be like this in 5 years (a friend shared this on facebook) Attached Thumbnails

13th September 2012, 22:32	#7408
rahulk2510 BHPian Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Mumbai Posts: 110 Thanked: 73 Times	Whenever an iphone is launched, affection towards ones relative in US increases...