The Official Joke thread

mayankk · 26th September 2014, 14:52

Ijust had to share this. Since property guys on mail, who i sent a reply to for sending 3-4 mails a day responded with this:

Dear Mayank,*

I am pity about for the same. actually its a bulk mailing that's why weird for you. kindly don't consider this mail for your perusal. i also will remain in mind. i don't have any kind of determination for your distract concentration.

Wha-wha-wha-what????

Octane_Power · 26th September 2014, 15:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

Ijust had to share this. Since property guys on mail, who i sent a reply to for sending 3-4 mails a day responded with this:

Please reply to him with this -

pramodkumar · 26th September 2014, 17:18

Shots fired

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Pramod

ankan.m.blr · 30th September 2014, 09:57

From fakingnews

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vinay kamath · 2nd October 2014, 08:31

Surely God & Moses will have a good laugh looking at this poster!

vasoo · 5th October 2014, 19:57

This is how a car from Karnataka was given a "temporary TN registration" during the day of Jayalalitha's arrest. Snapped at Kodai International hotel.

IronH4WK · 6th October 2014, 14:47

Indian currency in the order of denomination

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Rohan, thanks for sharing

akshaymahajan · 6th October 2014, 18:35

E- commerce marketing is so much fun

Amazon buys domain bigbillionday.com and redirects users to Amazon.

driverace · 8th October 2014, 14:47

Was searching for WD-40 today:
And,

Meanwhile on team-bhp (couple of years ago)
WD40=Increased performance thread

Ace.

IronH4WK · 8th October 2014, 15:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by driverace

Was searching for WD-40 today:
And,
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Meanwhile on team-bhp (couple of years ago)
WD40=Increased performance thread

Ace.

i think Snapdeal sells Apple Care with almost everything these days

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hemanth.anand · 10th October 2014, 13:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by hemanth.anand

I found this hilarious.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-f...where-29224781
If at all such an initiative can solve pothole problems, we can do this on most of our Indian roads!

So officially we have our own Bangalore version...
Cortesy: Today's Bangalore mirror

I liked the Lithuania version though

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LonelyPlanet · 10th October 2014, 13:54

The lawyer hopes you have legal problems !
The doctor hopes you get sick !
The police hope you become a criminal !
The teacher hopes you are not too smart !
The landlord hopes you don't buy a house !
The dentist hopes your teeth decay !
The mechanic hopes your car breaks down !
The undertaker wants you dead !
Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life and a sound sleep at night !!

1self · 11th October 2014, 07:49

What a sore loser!

IronH4WK · 13th October 2014, 10:11

what it really means

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source: Facebook

Gannu_1 · 13th October 2014, 12:18

Get a metal shift knob they said. It'll be fun they said.

60 'C

Source: Imgur

26th September 2014, 17:18	#8538
pramodkumar Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Gods own country Posts: 2,302 Thanked: 2,208 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Shots fired Pramod

30th September 2014, 09:57	#8539
ankan.m.blr BHPian Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 870 Thanked: 961 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread From fakingnews Last edited by ankan.m.blr : 30th September 2014 at 09:58.

2nd October 2014, 08:31	#8540
vinay kamath Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: MUMBAIBANGALORE Posts: 1,349 Thanked: 1,852 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Surely God & Moses will have a good laugh looking at this poster! Attached Thumbnails

5th October 2014, 19:57	#8541
vasoo Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Memphis TN Posts: 1,039 Thanked: 246 Times View My Garage	This is how a car from Karnataka was given a "temporary TN registration" during the day of Jayalalitha's arrest. Snapped at Kodai International hotel. Attached Thumbnails Last edited by vasoo : 5th October 2014 at 20:05.

6th October 2014, 14:47	#8542
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Indian currency in the order of denomination Rohan, thanks for sharing

26th September 2014, 14:52	#8536
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,148 Thanked: 8,168 Times View My Garage	Ijust had to share this. Since property guys on mail, who i sent a reply to for sending 3-4 mails a day responded with this: Dear Mayank,* I am pity about for the same. actually its a bulk mailing that's why weird for you. kindly don't consider this mail for your perusal. i also will remain in mind. i don't have any kind of determination for your distract concentration. Wha-wha-wha-what????

6th October 2014, 18:35	#8543
akshaymahajan BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Delhi Posts: 597 Thanked: 449 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread E- commerce marketing is so much fun Amazon buys domain bigbillionday.com and redirects users to Amazon.

8th October 2014, 14:47	#8544
driverace BHPian Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Pune Posts: 413 Thanked: 173 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Was searching for WD-40 today: And, Meanwhile on team-bhp (couple of years ago) WD40=Increased performance thread Ace. Last edited by driverace : 8th October 2014 at 14:55.

10th October 2014, 13:54	#8547
LonelyPlanet BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Jam-luru Posts: 321 Thanked: 125 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The lawyer hopes you have legal problems ! The doctor hopes you get sick ! The police hope you become a criminal ! The teacher hopes you are not too smart ! The landlord hopes you don't buy a house ! The dentist hopes your teeth decay ! The mechanic hopes your car breaks down ! The undertaker wants you dead ! Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life and a sound sleep at night !!

11th October 2014, 07:49	#8548
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread What a sore loser! Attached Thumbnails

13th October 2014, 10:11	#8549
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread what it really means source: Facebook Last edited by IronH4WK : 13th October 2014 at 10:12.

13th October 2014, 12:18	#8550
Gannu_1 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Madras Posts: 7,174 Thanked: 20,220 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Get a metal shift knob they said. It'll be fun they said. 60 'C Source: Imgur