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Old 5th January 2015, 09:44   #8686
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Beware of HR guys (with no offense)
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Old 5th January 2015, 09:57   #8687
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I dont suppose anyone will take offense, especially when it comes from someone with the handle "Mr.Boss".
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Old 5th January 2015, 15:39   #8688
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No offence? Ha! Companies used to have departments called "Personnel" that simply did useful things like looking after the payroll, taxes, pensions, and all the employment admin stuff. But that didn't make anybody feel important or give them a position of power in the company, so they thought of calling themselves Human Resources, and getting staffed with all the office-politics, manipulative people.

Bring on the jokes, and never mind the offence!

... and then we'll have a go at consultants
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This morning while driving, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

Now, as a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned my legs, ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers.
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Damn women drivers.
Haha !! Lol !!
So it does mean the men are not as alert as they claim to be, doesn;t it ? !!

I am not sure if there are any female bhpians and if there are any, this one will be saved in their pc for sure !
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So it does mean the men are not as alert as they claim to be, doesn;t it ? !!
You are indeed missing a vital point. Men are not as alert as they claim to be when there is a woman(in a Cadillac or otherwise) around.
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I am not sure if there are any female bhpians and if there are any, this one will be saved in their pc for sure !
There are many. I am one. And yes, definitely saving that (although it does imply that men can shave, talk on the phone and eat at the same time, which is an interesting level of multi tasking)!
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You are indeed missing a vital point. Men are not as alert as they claim to be when there is a woman(in a Cadillac or otherwise) around.
Oh ! How did I miss that ?
Indeed I turn wiser now !!
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There are many. I am one. And yes, definitely saving that (although it does imply that men can shave, talk on the phone and eat at the same time, which is an interesting level of multi tasking)!
You missed the all important one..while DRIVING! :sly:
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This is a bit serious for the joke thread, but I have just one recent thought on the gender issue --- that I am deeply disappointed to see women driving as badly and stupidly as men!

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Looks like someone ticked off Shelob.

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Plus bad parking manners.

In the meantime, somewhere in Russia:

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And this looks like a very novel idea.

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We have a notice board here and I am getting some ideas already!

Source: Imgur
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Old 12th January 2015, 16:08   #8697
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There are many. I am one. And yes, definitely saving that (although it does imply that men can shave, talk on the phone and eat at the same time, which is an interesting level of multi tasking)!

Yeah, men can shave, talk on phone, eat.... and crash into someone and land behind bars/ in Hospital ward too !!
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You missed the all important one..while DRIVING! :sly:
Well, he wasn't really driving, was he?
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Gosh! I hope you guys will not post about me in the 'bad driver's thread' taking cue from here!

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People who built a PC will know

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