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Old 4th July 2016, 23:29   #9511
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Simple explanation of a sophisticated mechanism
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Me: Datson launched RediGo
Wife: First one was "Go" right?
Me: Yes
Wife: So next one will be GetSet?
Me : :-)
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Old 9th July 2016, 08:53   #9513
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Yup! You still have people that do this!
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Old 13th July 2016, 14:59   #9514
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Misleading adverts, anyone?
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Misleading adverts, anyone?
It's not misleading. Mahindra has launched 1.99L engine in Delhi to duck under the ban of diesel vehicles over 2L ruling.
The 1.99L refers to the engine capacity not the pricing.
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It's not misleading. Mahindra has launched 1.99L engine in Delhi to duck under the ban of diesel vehicles over 2L ruling.
The 1.99L refers to the engine capacity not the pricing.
Yeah, doesnt everyone know about nimble Mahindra and their 1.99 engine.
At 1.99L? Sorry, then I guess it should go to the bad English thread.
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Old 13th July 2016, 19:27   #9517
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Misleading adverts, anyone?
Confusing, yes. All they wanted to say was XUV500 AutoTransmission 1.99Liter. See shift lever in the pic below text
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Well, there was this married couple and the husband was old and rich. The wife was young and had married him for the money.

The husband suddenly had a stroke and was about to die. He was not able to re-write his will and he really didn't want his wife to get his money. He called his wife.

Husband: "Honey, you need to promise me one thing"
Wife: "Yes darling, anything!"
H: "Promise me, you'll sell all my properties, and I want you to bury all the money along with me. I don't want you to have a single cent"
W: "Umm...sure"
H: "You're making me a promise on my death bed, don't break it!"

Shortly after, he died leaving a vast sum of money to his wife that she couldn't use. The funeral service happened and the nurse that had taken care of him came to his wife.

"I didn't see you putting the money in his casket. I can't believe you're breaking a promise that you made on his death bed" the nurse said.

"I didn't break any promise" said the wife.

"I've written him a cheque and put it in his pocket. He can cash it whenever he wants to!"
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Lord of the Rings fans will be able to relate to this -

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I don't get network at home, at office and half the time people say my number is not reachable and this lady claims to get 4G in the mountains somewhere.
Perhaps because they can't differentiate between town and country

Ettimadai near Coimbatore - as per Airtel ad



Ettimadai as I see everyday

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Hey TBHPites, please respect the man and be sensitive about these Rajinikanth jokes. He has expressed his displeasure about these jokes at the press conference after Kabali release.
A reporter (?TOI) asked him how many Rajnikanth jokes he was aware of.
A visibly uncomfortable Rajnikanth muttered "Two or three jokes".
The insensitive reporter pressed on and said, "That's not possible. Even I have heard hundreds of them".
Rajnikanth replied, "I've heard only two or three jokes. Rest are true facts".

(I have added this here and not in the Rajnikanth automotive thread as this has no mention of anything automotive)
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What in the name of God is this?
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What in the name of God is this?
I guess it is a joint collaboration of Honda-Maruti- Tata

Presenting you the new HoMaTa CiRIndiSta
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Perhaps because they can't differentiate between town and country

Ettimadai near Coimbatore - as per Airtel ad

https://www.Youtube.com/watch?v=8L2vUf9CZhg

Ettimadai as I see everyday

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My friend says that Airtel services works well only at forests, hill stations and Himalayas but NOT in towns or places where human civilization exists.

My views on the Airtel ad featuring Ettimadai reflects the same! I dont think they even know where it is.
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