The Official Joke thread

BenjiRoss · 23rd December 2016, 07:30

Fantastic discount at the More supermarket I visited last night!

KK_HakunaMatata · 23rd December 2016, 10:27

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Originally Posted by BenjiRoss

Fantastic discount at the More supermarket I visited last night!

Hey, just not fantastic, they are IRRESISTIBLE OFFERS as claimed by more

IronH4WK · 1st January 2017, 01:15

Still catching up

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DWind · 17th January 2017, 22:18

Not sure if this is already posted. Makes for good reading especially the point by our politicians debunking how Cows contribute to Green house gases.
Cows exhale Oxygen!

carwatcher · 18th January 2017, 23:17

While going through popular Sunday Mattress website, I came across this review. Kindly note the use of word 'right'.

It aptly reflects our psyche.

techcoze · 24th January 2017, 12:34

Got this forward on whatsapp..

ashwin489 · 24th January 2017, 17:00

Jeremy Clarkson incorporates "massage seat feature" into an old BMW, on episode 11 of The Grand Tour.

He scoops out the rear seats and replaces it with a Thai masseuse.

Couldn't find a YouTube link. You can watch it on Amazon prime. https://goo.gl/wqpmdb

Another funny homage from that episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGV8Whto8mk

arunphilip · 25th January 2017, 12:04

Sounds legit:

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LoneTraveller · 25th January 2017, 19:50

Screenshot:

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Parks a DC AVANTI in his front porch and uses the Merc as a beater!
Excellent!

Turbojc · 26th January 2017, 09:13

Q: How do you clean a muddy FIAT?

A: You give it ABARTH

!

I came up with this one at the sight of a beautiful Abarth Punto yesterday

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LoneTraveller · 2nd February 2017, 17:39

Lower your car they said!

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neofromcapone · 3rd February 2017, 11:35

Where you are frequenting khau galli's
And need a good tray stand to look like a spoiler

sandeepsarma · 6th February 2017, 16:56

This could very well happen in Bangalore

s_pphilip · 10th February 2017, 21:59

Did he take the literal oxford dictionary meaning for the word Yeti here, or is this a dissatisfied Skoda owner. :-)

arunphilip · 10th February 2017, 23:13

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Originally Posted by s_pphilip

Did he take the literal oxford dictionary meaning for the word Yeti here, or is this a dissatisfied Skoda owner. :-)

I kept wondering why the seller is referring to the gender (or gender identity issues) of the car, and after some time it struck me - the car is in immaculate condition.

To the seller I have this to say - "Buddy, if your car has been emasculated it sure isn't immaculate!"

23rd December 2016, 07:30	#9646
BenjiRoss Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Tamilnadu Posts: 1,066 Thanked: 1,330 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Fantastic discount at the More supermarket I visited last night! Attached Thumbnails

17th January 2017, 22:18	#9649
DWind BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Singara Chennai Posts: 804 Thanked: 238 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Not sure if this is already posted. Makes for good reading especially the point by our politicians debunking how Cows contribute to Green house gases. Cows exhale Oxygen!

18th January 2017, 23:17	#9650
carwatcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bardez, Goa Posts: 1,184 Thanked: 1,032 Times	While going through popular Sunday Mattress website, I came across this review. Kindly note the use of word 'right'. It aptly reflects our psyche. Attached Thumbnails Last edited by carwatcher : 18th January 2017 at 23:19.

24th January 2017, 12:34	#9651
techcoze BHPian Join Date: Jan 2017 Location: Gods own city Posts: 203 Thanked: 239 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Got this forward on whatsapp.. Attached Images

25th January 2017, 12:04	#9653
arunphilip Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,989 Thanked: 6,170 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Sounds legit:

1st January 2017, 01:15	#9648
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	Still catching up

25th January 2017, 19:50	#9654
LoneTraveller BHPian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Bangalore Posts: 82 Thanked: 642 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Screenshot: Parks a DC AVANTI in his front porch and uses the Merc as a beater! Excellent!

26th January 2017, 09:13	#9655
Turbojc BHPian Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Chennai Posts: 425 Thanked: 1,481 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Q: How do you clean a muddy FIAT? A: You give it ABARTH ! I came up with this one at the sight of a beautiful Abarth Punto yesterday ..

2nd February 2017, 17:39	#9656
LoneTraveller BHPian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Bangalore Posts: 82 Thanked: 642 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Lower your car they said!

3rd February 2017, 11:35	#9657
neofromcapone BHPian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bombay Posts: 413 Thanked: 438 Times	Where you are frequenting khau galli's And need a good tray stand to look like a spoiler Attached Thumbnails

6th February 2017, 16:56	#9658
sandeepsarma BHPian Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Bangalore Posts: 129 Thanked: 360 Times	This could very well happen in Bangalore Attached Thumbnails

10th February 2017, 21:59	#9659
s_pphilip BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Anjuna, Goa Posts: 370 Thanked: 533 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Did he take the literal oxford dictionary meaning for the word Yeti here, or is this a dissatisfied Skoda owner. :-) Attached Thumbnails