[n_aditya]

hehehe. The chinese call center joke is Su Per. good one benny.

[Mission_Safari]

The four liquid stages of life

[bblost]

The chinese joke reminded me of an old joke.
Googled a bit and found a different version of the same.
Information. Can I help you? | JokeSpot

Information. Can I help you?
“I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”
“One moment, please.” Pause. “I’m sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild.”
“No, no. It isn’t a person. It’s an organization. It’s Theater Guild.”
“I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild.”
“Not *Theodore*! *Theater*! The word is *theater*. T-H-E-A-T-E-R!”
“That, *sir*, is NOT the way you spell Theodore.”

[DriverR]

A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I can't talk! Help me!"

The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his inability to talk, but he does as the doctor ordered.

The doctor quickly picked up a big book and whacks the man's thumb with it as hard as he could.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" the man yelled.

"Good, good," the doctor said. "Come back tomorrow and we'll work on the 'B'."

[nishantgandhi]

Recently got this through mail

[Samurai]

Proves that Tendu is a true gentleman. On the other hand, if Tendu was also looking, I wonder whether the photo would have seen the daylight.

[nishantgandhi]

^^ The naughty look on Tendulkar's face somehow tells me that he was looking, but maybe he spotted the cameraman and looked away just a fraction of a second ago

[tsk1979]

What is Yuvi looking at?

[maddy42]

The pic whic all of us have seen!



The actual picture$$$$$$

[n_aditya]

Hehehe. The cricket team pic and the moon walker pic is hilarious.

[normally_crazy]

Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
X asked, "Can you explain?"
Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"
Y said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etcare decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
X asked, "Then what is your role?"
Y said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran , whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe , whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkarshould retire etc etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects toany of these"

[cooldude1988765]

Originally Posted by v1p3r

Our delightful chemistry teacher, Mr Appa Reddy: 'When your class goes na, I will break hundred temples on coconuts to pray your class doesn't come to me next year.'

The temples didn't take to it too kindly, because we were there to greet him on the first day of the following year.

Mr. Appa reddy .

One of his other famous quotes. "rey, rey, both of you three get out now, now i say "

[RajaTaurus]

Another one similar to Appa Reddy's...
The teacher asked a boy a question and the boy blinks...
Teacher goes, "How can you reply to any question. You never studied last night at home. I saw you with my wife in the cinema theater yesterday...!!!!"

[Mission_Safari]

A collection of cartoon jokes

[Mission_Safari]

This one about alcohol.

first pic i thought can be categorized as funny,
second one was a message about alcohol addiction.