Re: Automotive Stereotypes in India Quote:
Originally Posted by ashwin489 Brand-centric stereotypes based on owner's priorities. |
Here's a related thread that discusses our brand perceptions - link. Quote:
Originally Posted by The Brutailer Maruti Omni = Kidnapper's car thanks to so many trashy hindi movies showcasing it. |
I think the Omni is the ultimate kidnapper's car.
- Cheap: So even small-time kidnappers can buy it
- Sliding doors: Easy to load & unload the victim
- Space: Lots of room at the back. Helpful if you wrapped your victim up in a gunny bag
- Bumpy ride quality: If the sedatives didn't knock him out, the truck-like ride certainly will
- Cargo version available: No tinted glasses allowed anymore, so you can hide your activities behind the full metal doors
- Red light: Buy your Omni in white & stick a red light on top - everyone will make way for you / the supposed ambulance
- Common: With about 10 lakh Omnis on our roads (estimated), it's easy to get lost in the crowd. Imagine a cop announcing on the radio "white Omni making getaway"...they won't know where to start
- Fuel-efficient & low servicing costs: Good ROI for the kidnapper. LPG & CNG kits are aplenty
- Petrol engine (unlike the diesel UVs): Drive in a stealth manner next to your victim; silently move in and out
- Tiny turning radius = quick getaway
- Lack of safety: If your victim tries to act over smart, make him sit in the front passenger seat (no protection ahead) . That experience ought to scare him for good & teach him how to behave
- Excellent reliability: With cops on your tail, the last thing you want is a breakdown |