Re: PICS : How flatbed tow trucks would run out of business without German cars! The Germans have been on a roll for nearly 30 years in Europe, are cash rich and are fastidious motor engineers, if not the best. VW was forced to eventually pay damages for stealing the design of the Beetle from Czechoslovakia, having put off doing this since 1937 when Hitler 'sorted' it. Their suspension has been designed in the country where it hasn't really been needed since the autobahns arrived in the 1930s, engines are tuned for high revs so are traditionally gutless (not so the VW TDi) on twisting roads and corners are rarely encountered other than at autobahn entries and exits. I exaggerate slightly on this last point. But they managed to sell cars with lethal handling for many, many years. No French, Italian or British manufacturer could have got away with that.
In war-toen France, Citroën Traction Avants carrying Resistance forces easily outpaced supposedly massively-fast Mercedes full of Nazis. (The Nazis soon stole Citroëns with which to at least keep up with the Resistance). No matter how much I adore my W124 Mercedes estates (with rear springing licenced from Citroën) their suspension, although extremely well-designed, doesn't hold a candle to my Citroën peasant's car, designed in the 1940s. They neither grip as well nor handle anything other than good roads with anything like the ability of the (admittedly piece of genius) French machine.
The famous motoring journalist LJKSetright compared Citroën's legendary DS (a largish, family-sized car) with Mercedes-Benz's finest efforts at a racing car thus: "France.. had created a car, a production car meant for the ordinary man in the street, sublimely endowed with such complexities of execution and refinement of conception as made the bristling technology of the racing Mercedes-Benz appear merely the laborious handicraft of gifted mechanics."
There is a myth amongst non-automotive types that the Germans are the finest car-makers in the world. Nothing could be further from the truth, although they usually bolt them together better than most. But they should, since their prices are always higher. Traditionally, the Czechs and the French were the best at designing cars, with the British and Italians trailing not far behind. (As usual, it was restrictive British red-tape and silly rules which limited the natural rapid growth of motor-car technology with a man required to walk in front of any motor vehicle at a speed no more than 5mph (!) carrying a red flag.) Like the Italians, the British have designed and made some of the most desirable motor cars the world has ever seen. As well as some of the most awful, if you ignore the USA.
Back to the contemporary German car - cost-accountants have become even more fastidious than the engineers over the last four or five years and a German car is no longer what it once was. No problem, just buy a twelve year old one - it'll be better than a newer one if it is has been well-maintained. If you are sufficiently needy to require a new, posh car then buy a Jaguar. They are superb, and if you ignore the awful Ford-based ones, always were.
My 90s W124 MBs and Audi A6 C4 are far superior to anything made today. They are so much simpler and designed without any cynicism, designed when the Germans still believed they had foreign competition. In general and as a rule of thumb up until the 90s, cars suffered from corrrosion and inconsistent assembly. After the 90s, they suffer from massive over-complexity and electronic mayhem - it is the new way of getting customers to carry on buying new cars, as rust used to be. Somewhere in the middle, there are very good cars to be had, both galvanised and lacking in Chinese whispers (I've just realised this phrase has acquired a new subtle meaning now that most electronics are made in China!) between the many black boxes, doing very well without bonnet-closure sensors (which cut the engine out if they malfunction) and other daft ideas.
Of course people will always buy new cars, if they feel rich enough and keen enough to impress neighbours and friends. But buying a new German car, isn't the route to a straightforwards life anymore. But then again, Korean and Japanese cars just don't hack it, do they? So it has to be British. After all, the tiny fragment of our motor industry which remains is owned by Indians.
Last edited by FlatOut : 30th June 2013 at 05:49.
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