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Originally Posted by GTO ROTFLMAO!! Master-class and superbly written. |
cheers madan80, GTO and chetan. I just feel that ever since characters like Eddie Jordan, Jean Alesi and Eddie Irvine left the scene, the F1 paddock has lost some of its razzmatazz..The very thought of Puff Diddy in F1 brought a smile to my face. I mean, wouldnt you rather prefer Sean Combs & co. doing their stuff than seeing 2 orange cars running around last in every damn race!
in the wake of recent developments, here is the sequel:
Sean: Hey yo Ron, your drivers kicked some a** today!
Ron: (rather sullen faced) Thank You Sean, I appreciate it.
Sean: Whats this s**t I hear about Alonso and
my man Lewis??
Ron: Well, we are a tight knit team and one that values virtues like integrity, team work and transparency.
Sean: Thats killer yo...so why do ya look as if your mama been beatin your a**??
Ron: (eyes welling up)These are bad times Sean. But I can assure you that my team is clearly innocent. By the way, you look happy even after your drivers finished last..
Sean: Like I said...they turn up and turn on the crowds, sponsors and them paddock bit**es! And ma COG (chief operating gangsta) tells me that ma record sales have tripled...I am laughin Ron!
Ron: (holding himself together) I see you are doing alright in Formula 1. Well Done!
Sean: I come here to kick some racin butt! What you got goin tonite?
Ron: We have a black tie dinner tonight to celebrate our victory. Do join us Sean.
Sean: Gee....dont know about that Ron. We got a pardy on tonite at our pad(dock). My friends Snoop Dog, 50 cents and Beyonce are comin in to jam. By the way, your man Lewis is our chief gangsta for da nite.
Ron: (stuttering) Lew..Lewis is at your party??
Sean: (winking) Oops....!!
PS: do excuse the sms lingo!