An ode to the bolero:
The bolero in many ways was useful to me,
1) You get to sit in the same height as that of Scorpio owning relatives(who never deign to see the ground after selling their grounds in the real estate boom).
2) Sometimes i relieve off my wickedness by driving as close as possible to expensive car / SUV owners and scare them(or at least assume that they got scared): the squarish design an advantage.
3) Everyone in road runs away when i brake: to describe it, the UV does a nose diving action and bounces back which in a way that only a bolero owner can relish: "its a bolero thing...."
4) You can passively take revenge on any of the family members by asking them to sit in the rear jumper seat and drive over a speed-breaker.
5) Sometime i do get the feel as if i am commanding a Diesel Locomotive. I am not skeptical about the engine sound here team-bhpians, maybe i am referring to the torque.
My fellow bolero owning countrymen do some other value adding adventures like fitting ultra-loud roots horn and play it according to the tune from their ICE, take undeclared slalom tests, fit extra headlamps and charge the on-comer with six halogen lights and so on.
@amartya: Yes the used fusion TDCi is an excellent vehicle, a perfect successor to my ride, but the 'computer in the engine' makes it not so friendly to my mechanic.
His version of CRDi tech: "they put a big cover and hide the engine area so that none can see any minor glitches which may later worsen into a full engine job".
I live in a semi-urban area, and i am afraid of the long term issues of the low displacement, high mileage run CRDi engines.
I'm now eying on the the 2.0L diesel lancer... |