Warning : Long post but I dare say it is an interesting read. Please read my post on the previous page for a background.
Spent a most intruiging day at bizzaro land errr Concorde Motors, Cochin. The day started off with the Service Advisor (henceforth SA1) for Fiat cars test driving my car which was pulling very slightly to the left a few seconds (4 - 5 approx) after letting go of the steering wheel. Now according to him this is a known issue (not a problem but a characteristic issue which implies nothing is wrong with it) with Puntos and it also has to do with the inclination of the roads in the state (sic). Not wanting to argue, I asked politely how many Fiats they service per month. 200 was the answer (doubtful but who am I to question that). I asked how many owners complain about the car pulling to one side. Only one complaint so far but the logic given was that 99% of the owners dont realise it is pulling to the left because Fiats (both Puntos and Lineas) pull to the left all the time and users subconsiously accept it (no I didnt understand it either) and hence dont complain about it but as service guys they are aware that there is the issue but dont do anything about it (feel free to bang your head against the wall any time). I was told the maximum they can do is to adjust the toe in and if I wanted to, I could take it up with the supervisor. But after the test drive, according to SA1 there is no alignment issue (never mind that it does move to the side after releasing the wheel and he experienced it several times during the test drive)
So I go talk to the Customer Relationship Manager (henceforth CRMGuy) for service for Fiat cars at Concorde Motors. He too confidently states the same thing - all Fiat cars have this and it gets worse because all roads are inclined to the left. So I ask him to give me a letter stating the same. He asked me to drop him an email & he will reply stating the same. I tried arguing with him on logic (very difficult in bizzaro land) and said that if this was a known issue then someone somewhere mustve stumbled upon it and complained. So how come I havent found stories of crazy steering Puntos on the internet I ask? No answer but according to CRMGuy, Fiats engineers tell them that it is a frequently occuring issue. Just to ensure there is no confusion, he wants another Fiat Service Advisor (henceforth SA2) to drive the car.
SA2 is honest enough to admit that the car does pull to the left but states the same mindbender of a reason. I ask him to give it to me in writing but he states he cant do that. I tell SA2 the same thing that I have told SA1 & CRMGuy, why do my other cars not pull to the left on the same roads? And if this is a known issue, why dont they warn potential owners about it? Cheesy smiles are all I get in return but I appreciate the honesty of SA2. SA2 promises to demonstrate with other cars and then over the next hour, proceeds to take me on test drives in a Fiat Punto & an Indica that both steer crazily to the left. Hence their theory is proved. Or so they think.
Back to CRMGuy who now starts explaining to me why this happens only in Fiats and not other cars. Apparently it has something to do with the way the suspension is set up in non Fiats. But I logicallly (my mistake, I shouldve realised by now that logic is absent in bizzaro land) tell him that the laws of physics apply equally to all cars, irrespective of the badge. But no, he continues to explain how the angle towards the left of the road affects Fiats and not other cars (fortunately I didnt understand, or else I wouldve typed out the explanation here)
Then CRMGuy asks me to come in the evening to collect the car despite wheel alignment being a short activity. Bear in mind that it is now 3 1/2 hours + since I have come to bizzaro land errr Concorde Motors. I refuse to do so and tell them to get it done and hand over the car. CRMGuy now starts acting oversmart & tells me I need to pay for wheel alignment. I tell him that they themselves had corrected it within a month of buying my car from them without charging me & Concorde Motors, Bangalore has done the alignment several times without charging me and I was not going to pay anything because there was a genuine problem in the car. But the rules keep changing for CRMGuy (who seems to have forgotten his designation and seems to be doing everything to annoy me) who insists that I have come there for free wheel alignment and nothing else (insert head banging into wall a million times here). So despite his SA2 admitting there is a problem, he says there is no issue with the car and if I insist he can get the alignment done for a charge (which I steadfastly refuse to do).
Seeing as he is more than incompetent, narrow minded & out to prove a point, I tell him that he is wasting my time & ruining my holiday spirit and decide to take my car and leave. Then I spot the owner / manager / big shot and take it up with him. He puts me onto the GM of service who patiently listens to my adventures in bizzaro land including the head scratching reasons and promises to get the car rectified & speak to the disgracefully behaving CRM.
While I am waiting for the car, I coincindentally get a call from Concorde Motors, Bangalore (no Im not making this up) who ask how the car is performing. When I tell them about the reoccuring issue they insist that I bring it to them so that they can get it sorted ASAP. A far, far cry from the Cochin Fiat SA1 who didnt want me to bring the car in saying its a known problem.
Anyways finally CRMGuy hands over the car after 4 PM (keep in mind that Ive come in at 10 AM for a less than haf an hour job) and is at his best behaviour. Now he states that he will take up my email with Fiat (no mention of the open letter whatsoever) because the company should know about these issues (I thought they already knew about these issues, oh wait, there I go again bringing logic into the picture).
I am happy to state that now the car is steering perfectly and the steering wheel doesnt move from the centre position if I take my hands off it. Oh wait, as per SA1 & CRMGuy, if it is steering perfectly and the steering wheel doesnt move from the centre position, then it is all wrong and messed up since it should automatically pull to the left. Im confused now
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