Had a bad experience with cops on the return leg. Just after Madhavpur, a bunch of idiot policemen were hell bent on stopping cars for checking God knows what. I pulled over and expected one of them to come over, but instead, those idiots were stopping more cars.
I went over and asked what's wrong, why did they stop us? One of them, a pot bellied fellow in plain clothes, said that I wasn't wear the seatbelt(which I was surely was). Angry & shocked at that fool, I said I sure was wearing it. Then he said, the co-passenger(my brother who was sitting inside the car) was not wearing seatbelt. I said he is still wearing seatbelt, pointing towards the car, I said "Look". I was thinking to myself "You jackass, do you even know what you are talking about?"
Stuttering, he again said - no, the driver(i.e me) wasn't wearing the seatbelt. I again said that I was, to which that pot bellied fellow, with a frown, said "Humney dekha nahi hai kya?".
Disgusted at that blind jackass I said, raising my voice,(to the effect of)- The car has a seatbelt buzzer. If you don't wear the seabelt, it will bug the hell out of you!!! I was even prepared to take him a on a TD to prove it. He then noobishly looked at the car and then looked away, embarassed having got caught red handed telling lies ."Bloody loser", I thought
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Then they tried the other tactic of extracting money. Another fellow in uniform asked "Papers??". I walked towards the car to get the papers. By now, my brother got down & asked what was wrong? I told him these jokers were telling that I did not wear the seatbelt. He confidently walked over to that bunch of morons and asked "Officer kaun hai?". One of the uniformed fellows, who looked more like
Makaudi Pehelwan, sheepishly nodded that he was an officer. To us, he looked like a bloody hawaldaar
I showed this fellow the papers, he looked the car's invoice & asked "Gaadi kiski hai?". I thought, "you illiterate jackass, can't you even read??", and told him the name of the owner. Then he asked the RC book, which he flipped through meaninglessly like a zombie.
"License?" he asked. I flipped it out of my purse and showed it to him.
"PUC?" he asked , which was promptly shown to him . Convinced and disappointed that he won't be getting his "ghoos" or that he won't be able to tear a "
Pouunch"( receipt), he let us go, resuming his sweep to catch more
bakraas.
How sick & low these idiots can get? May be some higher up asked for their "hafta", hence all this natak!!!! Normally these idiots are least bothered about fellows who flout traffic rules, even if you drive past them talking on your mobile.
So an advice, to whoever takes this route. Keep your car papers well arranged in your car & always wear your seatbelt. You never know when you might encounter such idiot policemen.