Guys, the question I had asked last week was, could this be done? The answer's simple, not unless you're insane and traveling with a bunch of wacko friends.
Yep, we did whatever we had set out to do in the exact time frame that I had posted earlier. We set out on Sat morning at 7 and (no) thanks to the super thick fog, we hit Jhilmil at about 10.30. Mercifully, visibility improved tremendously after that and although it still was a bit foggy, we were able to push forward at about 100-120ks for the next couple of hours and after what seemed like an eternity, hit Wagah at 4.30 to catch a glimpse of the ceremony.
After heading back to Amritsar, it was business as usual as we gulped down plate after plate of some seriously delicious food at the multitude of dhabas around Hall Gate, helped by overly generous servings of lassi. The only problem was finding a place to put up for the night and after a lot of deliberation, we ended up at the Golden Temple's quarters which I must say, were very comfy considering the subsidized price of a 100 bucks per room. For anyone who's heading over to Amritsar, I'd strongly suggest ditching all the hotels nearby (ours was Hotel CJ) and heading straight to the niwases behind the langar area. The only problem was getting the car into that area. The bylanes that lead to the temple are thinner than an intestine and piloting a RRS through that was like climbing a mountain while suffering from a severe case of arthritis, something that required serious balls that only the owner had (everyone else was too scared of nicking the car). The rest of us spent the next 30-45 minutes out on the road directing oncoming traffic, especially those pesky rickshaws.
Anyways, we had a sumptuous meal at the langar, paid our obeisances and took tons of photographs of all the structures inside the complex.
At 5AM the following morning (Sunday), we headed back to the temple area to see the Granth being moved to the temple, and sat on the rooftop for the next 3 odd hours to listen to hymns and soak in the very peaceful (and quite cold!) atmosphere, occasionally bothered by a bunch of loud mouthed Englishmen who seemed to be out in Disneyland rather than a place of worship. After a not-so-tasty langar tea, rusks and biscuits, we headed back to the niwas, packed our stuff and moved out to see the Jallianwala Bagh. After acting like traffic officers for the second time in less than 12 hours, we managed to inch our way to Maqbool Road to load ourselves to the brim with Chungi's chhole kulche with at least 100gms of butter each, cholesterol and heart attacks be damned. Just when we thought we couldn't possibly have anything else, we moved to Kanhaya sweets on Lawrence Road for some puris, rasmalai, gulab jamuns, pinni and (obviously!) more lassi. Next stop on the whirlwind tour was supposed to be Makhan Dabha to try their fish but some local informed us that the shop on Lawrence had closed down. Sheesh! Surjit's was the next stop for a couple of plates of Amritsari and tandoori fish for takeaway. Although they were closed, the owner was very gracious in getting a special order done for us and we spent the next 30 odd minutes watching the Aussies battle it out with the Paks while the chef battled with pieces of fish in the kitchen. As we headed out of the door, one of us suddenly remembered Bansal sweets. Oh, we weren't going to forget anything even remotely related to food, no sir. Bansals for pinnis and all of us were beginning to look like famished vagabonds who had suddenly chanced upon tons of manna. There was a beggar near Bansals who kept asking us to give her some sweets, but my friend asked her if she had any for us to devour.
After a quick refuel at some IOC pump at about 2, we hit the road and averaged about 120-130 through most of Punjab, gorged on more food at Karnal Haveli after popping fish cubes into our mouth like Eclairs, and thanks to the superb visibility, were home high and dry at 10. Of course, getting to Delhi on time involved a lot of off-road excursions through the construction territory (due to some massive mela near the HR-PB border), weaving between trucks and shoving slow moving motorists off the fast lane with a blast of Hella rally lights. AvB's A State of Trance gave us the necessary pump to get well into triple digit speeds.
Odometer reading at the end of the trip: 1,096 kms
Average fuel consumption: 7.7 kpl
I had originally hoped to create a travelogue but I guess this mini trip report conveys the kind of stuff that's possible if you want to do a weekend trip. Pics of the food (yummmmmmyyyyyy) and other stuff can be posted if anyone's interested.
P.S.: Mods, could you move this to the trip reports sub-forum and possibly rename the title to "Food trip: Delhi to Amritsar & back in about 36 hours. Doable? Yep, it sure is!"