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Old 7th February 2006, 22:20   #1
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India is now the richest country!!

Do you know that India is the richest country in the world! Right now,
India is the richest country in the world!

Wondering how? It's really amazing. It's due to Mr. G Vaidyaraj, who
donated all his wealth, about which he actually did not know.

He is a descendent of Raja Krishnadev Raya from Mysore
district.

For the last 300 years or so, three stones were worshipped in his
house.But nobody tried to see what it was, except this person, who is
a lawyer by profession.One day, when there was nobody in his house, he
took the stone out to see what it was that they worship.

Due to the dust deposited on it, from many many years, it looked only
like a simple stone. But when he touched it, some portion of the stone
was cleansed.

And he saw a bright ray of light.

He saw something which attracted his attention. And he was amazed when
he cleaned all of them.The whole room was filled with light.

He discovered they were diamonds of about 4600 carats each.

He informed the Govt. of India and the news is censored with its
security. It's now deposited in a Swiss Bank.

The cost of single diamond exceeds the GDP of USA + UK.

India can buy virtually 7 developing nations.

Even World Bank does not have enough money to buy it.

One diamond costs thrice the debt of World Bank over India.

One such diamond can buy 10 Bill Gates to you.

And the World Bank has proposed the Indian Govt. that it can pay India
in Installment if it wishes to do so.

India's GDP is 34.25 billion dollars.

Bill Gates pro! perty is 95 billion dollars approximate so that is the
way "nature changes".

Our Prime Minister has refused to sell it.

He said it will be sold or mortgaged for credit when we need it.
Otherwise right now we have no problems.

You can go through Times of India with a small column on it a week ago.

Star TV presented a 115 min documentary on it about 15
days ago.

The Hindu with its half page article in it.

After that it was censored as classified.

Another good news is that in the Desert of Thar a deposit of Oil and
Natural gas have been found. This stores what Kuwait has in its
stomach.

India can go with this ONGC energy reserve with another 30 years.

And moreover it can export it to other counties.

It's incredible!! But true.

An Indian boy in his 12th standard has disproved Einstein's "Theory of
Relativity".

Shocked? Read on...
Sudarshan Reddy has theoretically proven the existence of a subatomic
particle, which can travel at speed greater than that of light,
thereby challenging one of the fundamental postulates of the "Theory
of Relativity".

In his recent research paper submitted to the Institute of Advanced
Physics (IAP) at Trieste (Italy), Sudarshan has proved the existence
of a class of subatomic particles called "leptons",which can travel
faster than light.

The international physics community is shocked by this
discovery.

Dr.Massimo Martelli, President of the IAP has this to say about the
paper submitted by Sudarshan. "After long, careful and critical
analysis, I can confidently say that Sudarshan's re search papers show
tremendous leap in our understanding of physics. His investigation
mounts up on "leptons".

His work builds substantially on the work of Einstein and others in
the field of relativity."

When physicists from Princeton University tried to measure Sudarshan's
IQ with an IQmeter (at the American Embassy in Delhi),the meter broke down.

Sudarshan, incidentally, is the brother of Madhu Reddy, the Indian
whiz kid who developed an operating system superior to Microsoft
Windows.

We should all be very proud of these boys.
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Old 7th February 2006, 23:07   #2
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Thanks Kartik for the insight. Your article below covers all the three important areas wealth, resources and wisdom. One day we would conquer the world..

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Old 7th February 2006, 23:09   #3
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Shouldn't this be in official jokes section...

Krishna Deva Raya was tuluva bunt from south canara district, same community as Aishwarya Rai, Suniel Shetty, Shilpa Shetty, Sandeep Chowta, etc.

Regarding Sudarsan reddy... http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors...ciencewhiz.htm

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our richness and strengths have been dwarfed by our idiosyncracies, corruption, infighting and lethargic attitude.

if we conquer these we can definitely be number one..
for which we need a strong leader.
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He informed the Govt. of India and the news is censored with its
security. It's now deposited in a Swiss Bank.
Also, why would Indian government store their greatest treasure in a Swiss Bank? To escape the taxman?
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Old 8th February 2006, 00:30   #6
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Karthik, that article was a false chain mail...me and some of my friends tried to validate that ...we soon learnt that it was nothing but a plate of well smoked baloney...LOL!!! Yeah samurai has putup the right link ...that will give you an idea of how stupid that article is...
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I mean seriously you believed this ???????
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IQ meter broke...... LOLLLLL
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IQ meter broke...... LOLLLLL
Exactly what i was going to say followed by a big "LOL"

IQ meter ?!? ...gotta get me one of those...

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Rehaan good on you that you got THAT far ...I was practically laughing my butt off by the 3rd or 4th line itself ;-)
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When physicists from Princeton University tried to measure Sudarshan's
IQ with an IQmeter (at the American Embassy in Delhi),the meter broke down.
This is just too much yaar....IQ meter...cant stop laughing
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Old 9th February 2006, 17:58   #12
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i never read any of this in newspapers ,
did i miss it or wat.

stop dreaming dear, we'll be driving the same old cars on the same oldest roads. this is just a false chain of fwd: e mails i guess.

also humans have limits n i dont think 1 can break IQ meter. I heard enstien had close to 130 IQ....

ny of this would have been in front page of news for a month or so....

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[quote=someone]IQ meter broke...... LOLLLLL [/quote]

hey IQ meter arnt no RPM meter that it will break..........lol
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amit1101: so where can I find such a IQ meter then ? ;-)
Einstein had 130 IQ only ? Maybe you didnt read the IQ thread soemtime ago where many tbhpians had posted their IQs many of whom had 130+ IQs :-)

btw Bobby Fischer (a famous chess player in the past) had a IQ of 187
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also humans have limits n i dont think 1 can break IQ meter.
What is an IQ meter?
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