which is ur city ?

normally_crazy · 12th April 2004, 13:27

How to identify the city u are in by observing a street brawl -

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes, along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall ---
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software programm to stop the fight .. but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program ---
Thats Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this non sense ---
Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Rehaan · 12th April 2004, 13:58

Hahaha...thats cool man.

Did you make that up yourself?

cya
Rehaan

Dippy · 12th April 2004, 14:20

LOL..LOL

Cool stuff dude keep it coming

RJK · 12th April 2004, 16:35

nice.....

Pferdestärke · 12th April 2004, 16:50

Thats Real and Funny!

zzzehar · 26th January 2006, 01:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by normally_crazy

How to identify the city u are in by observing a street brawl -

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes, along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall ---
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software programm to stop the fight .. but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program ---
Thats Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this non sense ---
Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. One of them asks the other for some time to call all his friends. Another guy also calls all his friends in the meanwhile and they all start fighting. A cop comes along, whichever party pays him, he starts fighting for them. that's PUNJAB.

SLK · 26th January 2006, 01:45

good ones....

once on a traffic signal in punjab I saw 1 biker slightly touch another's from behind, .. .the first one slowly moves his bike 6" ahead.... and then.. comes back and hits the second guy's bike! (again not hard)

just shows the aggression

veyron1 · 26th January 2006, 12:33

Scenario 8
two guys are fighting. after a few minutes, there are about 50 people involved in the fight, just like a bar brawl, and then a few policemen come by. suddenly, everybody changes track, and start hitting the policemen. after a few hours, due to heavy intrusion by the RAF and the army, the crowd is dispersed. when asked the reason for the hullaboo, nobody knows why....

lo- you are in kerala...

sajo · 26th January 2006, 21:45

Scenario 9 :
2 guys are fighting on the road. A third guy comes along and brings some chairs and a crowd settles down to watch the fight. The police dont bother to show up.Thats Pune.

jat · 27th January 2006, 00:54

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Originally Posted by zzzehar

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. One of them asks the other for some time to call all his friends. Another guy also calls all his friends in the meanwhile and they all start fighting. A cop comes along, whichever party pays him, he starts fighting for them. that's PUNJAB.

One "dholi" - a man with drums, comes and everybody starts dancing bhangra.

RK

12th April 2004, 13:27	#1
normally_crazy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 4,369 Thanked: 528 Times View My Garage	How to identify the city u are in by observing a street brawl - Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes, along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkatta Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall --- That's Ahmedabad. Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software programm to stop the fight .. but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program --- Thats Bangalore !!!! Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this non sense --- Peace comes in. That's Chennai.
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12th April 2004, 13:58	#2
Rehaan Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 24,042 Thanked: 34,074 Times	Hahaha...thats cool man. Did you make that up yourself? cya Rehaan
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12th April 2004, 14:20	#3
Dippy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai, India Posts: 7,558 Thanked: 2,462 Times	LOL..LOL Cool stuff dude keep it coming
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RJK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,140 Thanked: 701 Times	nice.....
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Pferdestärke BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 311 Thanked: 18 Times	Thats Real and Funny!
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26th January 2006, 01:45	#7
SLK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DL XX XX XXXX Posts: 1,634 Thanked: 1,011 Times	good ones.... once on a traffic signal in punjab I saw 1 biker slightly touch another's from behind, .. .the first one slowly moves his bike 6" ahead.... and then.. comes back and hits the second guy's bike! (again not hard) just shows the aggression
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26th January 2006, 12:33	#8
veyron1 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mumbai Posts: 1,424 Thanked: 52 Times View My Garage	Scenario 8 two guys are fighting. after a few minutes, there are about 50 people involved in the fight, just like a bar brawl, and then a few policemen come by. suddenly, everybody changes track, and start hitting the policemen. after a few hours, due to heavy intrusion by the RAF and the army, the crowd is dispersed. when asked the reason for the hullaboo, nobody knows why.... lo- you are in kerala...
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26th January 2006, 21:45	#9
sajo Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pune Posts: 2,625 Thanked: 1,153 Times	Scenario 9 : 2 guys are fighting on the road. A third guy comes along and brings some chairs and a crowd settles down to watch the fight. The police dont bother to show up.Thats Pune. Last edited by sajo : 26th January 2006 at 21:47.
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