Words women use

S350L-E240 · 18th June 2004, 15:24

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shutup.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Pferdestärke · 18th June 2004, 16:30

LOL S350, They sound so funny .. but are so TRUE!

aadix · 18th June 2004, 19:04

lLOL!!!!
REALLY GOOD!

shravan316 · 18th June 2004, 23:08

LOL!!

nitrous · 19th June 2004, 01:49

wow!!! where did u learn this??

lamborghini · 19th June 2004, 23:34

LOL

well they certinely were true
do send u more

cheers
lamborghini

byramshroff · 20th June 2004, 03:01

VTEC11 · 22nd June 2004, 21:47

lol, good post man.

F50 · 22nd June 2004, 22:08

Shivangi · 2nd March 2005, 20:02

To all u guys…………
What women say and what they MEAN

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FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.

FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead". At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome".

THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".

manticore · 2nd March 2005, 20:24

Good one there. It's on its way to my better-half's inbox.

shravan316 · 2nd March 2005, 20:31

Hey neat stuff Shivangi! i can say most of it, if not all of it, is true!

comfortablywacky · 2nd March 2005, 20:33

You seemed to have started on the right note...ehh

...well must say good one there...

PS: Catchy signature there...will have to meet you personally to do that!!

Shivangi · 2nd March 2005, 20:38

well...

i dunno whether i have started on a right note... but it was just a small way to make things easier for u guys.... after all.... u receive the Best only from the Best...

Cheers...... Ciao......

shivangi....

greenh0rn · 2nd March 2005, 20:57

absolutely agree with all points. Keep us educating Shivangi, we all know very little on women!

18th June 2004, 15:24	#1
S350L-E240 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: India Posts: 1,416 Thanked: 393 Times	FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shutup. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
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18th June 2004, 16:30	#2
Pferdestärke BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 311 Thanked: 18 Times	LOL S350, They sound so funny .. but are so TRUE!
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18th June 2004, 19:04	#3
aadix Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: hyderabad Posts: 1,597 Thanked: 14 Times	lLOL!!!! REALLY GOOD!
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nitrous Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2004 Location: UAE/Lon/Madras Posts: 6,965 Thanked: 325 Times View My Garage	wow!!! where did u learn this??
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lamborghini Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 6,113 Thanked: 5,760 Times View My Garage	LOL well they certinely were true do send u more cheers lamborghini
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VTEC11 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 89 Thanked: Once	lol, good post man.
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Shivangi Newbie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mumbai Posts: 0 Thanked: 6 Times	What women say and what they MEAN To all u guys………… What women say and what they MEAN -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing". SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead". At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome". THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".
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2nd March 2005, 20:24	#11
manticore BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Cochin/New Delhi Posts: 298 Thanked: 8 Times	Good one there. It's on its way to my better-half's inbox.
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2nd March 2005, 20:31	#12
shravan316 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,029 Thanked: 9 Times	Hey neat stuff Shivangi! i can say most of it, if not all of it, is true!
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2nd March 2005, 20:33	#13
comfortablywacky BHPian Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne Posts: 540 Thanked: 8 Times	You seemed to have started on the right note...ehh ...well must say good one there... PS: Catchy signature there...will have to meet you personally to do that!!
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2nd March 2005, 20:38	#14
Shivangi Newbie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mumbai Posts: 0 Thanked: 6 Times	well... i dunno whether i have started on a right note... but it was just a small way to make things easier for u guys.... after all.... u receive the Best only from the Best... Cheers...... Ciao...... shivangi....
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2nd March 2005, 20:57	#15
greenh0rn BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: New Delhi Posts: 427 Thanked: 149 Times	absolutely agree with all points. Keep us educating Shivangi, we all know very little on women!
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