[Surprise]

Here is mine -

Success is a journey
not a destination

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[ghostrider4385]

Here are my 2 favourite. Both are on life:

1) Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!

2) Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming - "WOO HOO! What a Ride!"

I like so many others, a random assortment from calvin & hobbes!

Godspeed,

Alok

[jkdas]

Ama me fideliter! Fidem meam noto: De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota."
Lat: "Love me faithfully!/See how I am faithful:/With all my heart/And all my soul/I am with you/Though I am far away."
-Anon., Carmina Burana, "Omnia Sol Temperat"

Nunc scio quit sit amor."
Lat., "Now I know what love is."

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.~~~Robert Frost

There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.

[GTO]

- "Forget learning, learn forgetting!"

- Dont ever let "what you cannot do" get in the way of "what you can do"!

- Work backward from your imagination, not forward from the past!

Some originals:

- Today is the start of the rest of my life....but the yesterdays sure have provided for some fantastic R&D!

- Dont waste your energies on what others think - FOCUS ON WHAT YOU THINK !!

- If its not rear-wheel drive, its probably not worth driving!

[Sam Kapasi]

bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay

It's Klingon, originally quoted by Khan Noonian Singh in Star TrekII

Translated: Revenge is a dish, best served cold

Re-quoted by Quentin Tarantino in Kill Biil - Vol1

[low_bass_makker]

What do u want Butter Chicken or Omeletee.........

[ECM]

Gar khuda mujh se kahe,kuch maang ae bande mere --mein ye mangu ki apni team-bhp chalti rahe !!
Yari hai..................abv is my quote for this supreme forum on auto/rest.
My all time fav is,
Roshni gar khuda ko ho manzoor, Aandhiyon mein chirag jalte hain !

[mj.hoodster]

Its not how high you aim your goals that matters,

but how high your faith can climb.

[humyum]

Reality Is an Illusion Caused By Alcohol Deficieny

Life Is SH!T.ITs Upto you how you use it.Let it stink or use it as manure

To Hell with being sane Be vain!!

For females Ambush Is the only Astra

[pdev29]

[FONT=Tahoma]>. A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. -Francoise Sagan
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>. I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. -Emo Philips
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>. I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. -Joan Rivers
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>. My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -Emo Philips
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>. To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -Cary Grant
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>. The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. - Gloria Leonard
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>. Graze on my lips, and if those hills are dry, Stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie. -William Shakespeare
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>. A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. -Redd Foxx
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>. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's
>relativity. -Albert Einstein
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>. I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.-Mariella Frostrup
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>. A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials. -Ronald Knox
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>. Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. -Yul Brynner
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>. It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. -Tallulah Bankhead
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>. A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew
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>. It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. -Alexandre Dumas
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>. The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. -Margaret Smith
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> Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
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>Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. -Bob Rubin
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>. We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. -Arthur Hoppe
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>.. There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep
>better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -Woody Allen
>
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>. I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush. -Scott E. Roeben[/FONT]

> Nobody is Innocent - God Father

I have got few more but i have to search for those....

>

[pdev29]

GTO - - Dont waste your energies on what others think - FOCUS ON WHAT YOU THINK !!


ECM - - Roshni gar khuda ko ho manzoor, Aandhiyon mein chirag jalte hain !


One Word AWSOME

[wiking]

can i quote from movies? Here's my favorite one..

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.

- Bladerunner

[pdev29]

Funny Quotes About Marriage



"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
-Woody Allen.

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
-Rodney Dangerfield.

"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing."
-Duane Dewel.



"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one
that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
-Helen Rowland

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...
The rest cheat in Europe."
-Jackie Mason

"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the
hope of pulling out an eel."
-Leonardo Di Vinci.

"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't
like
and give her a house."
-Lewis Grizzard.

"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to
whom it may concern."
-Mickey Rooney.

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
-Rodney Dangerfield.

"The difference between divorce and legal separation
is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
-Johnny Carson

Just when I got all the answers of LIFE
they changed the question...

[pdev29]

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first....

Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.


The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you."


There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.


Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."


"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."


"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."


"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."


The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."


A man is great by deeds, not by birth


Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."


"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."


Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."


"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth


The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

[pdev29]

Some Love Quotes

I love you not because i need you, but i need you because i love you.

Lucky is the man whois the first love of a woman but luckie is the woman who is the last love of a man.

Never love a love that hurts,never hurt a love that loves.

you can from no where, and in no time you got close.. not to me , but to my heart.

Once you have loved,you will always love .for whats in your mind may escape but whats in your heart will remain forever.

ALl my life i was afraid that i would never find love.. and now that i have foun it, i am afraid that i will lose it.