Car enthusiasts | A satire

kadanaJ · 25th October 2021, 14:48

The sheer number of puns and hints is hilarious!

I'm not sure which cracked me up the most. Whether it was Firefox as the default browser, the reassuring thud that made the horror movie safer, or GTO as the warden.

Brilliant writing, and thanks for making a Monday morning begin with some laughter.

AnandB · 25th October 2021, 15:22

Hahahaha. Really i want to just write that in this post but i'll get an infraction. Brilliant humour.

DevSunit · 25th October 2021, 15:30

What an Outstanding plot. That BHP Scene literally happened here

May be in our case Ria = Mom

(not the bhp one though)

rAijin_ · 25th October 2021, 18:37

You @Torque250 Sir, have a really good talent at story writing. I started reading it with half attention, but then re-read from start. Great satire and you just made my day.

Those references -

Ria -- Kia
Hooda -- Honda
Mahendran -- Mahindra
Tata -- Tata ( this is straight forward ).

One part where I completely agree with Karthik

Quote:

Shut the chrome up.

Prakritij · 25th October 2021, 19:03

That was absolutely brilliant. Ngl, I got emotional by the end.
Also, I don't think a non bhpian will make much head or tail out of it. But for our clan, this is epic.
Take a bow

saurabh2711 · 25th October 2021, 20:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torque250

Karthik : Let's just paint it matte black for the time being.

Karthik: A pillar, B pillar and C pillar

Karthik: Thats a Thud. Thats a thud. He is safe. I am damn sure he is safe.

Teenage karthik: Shut the chrome up.

Truly epic. Well entire read was. Thanks a lot for this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torque250

“Leave me. I want to have a glimpse of interior”
”

That sums it all up - want to have a glimpse of interior (of a camouflage's)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torque250

“Calling GTO.”

I haven't seen any response from him yet. I guess he is still on call with Ria.

maheshm619 · 25th October 2021, 22:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torque250

Karthik : Why every utensil is silver in colour?

Ria: (Innocently) They will be changed as soon as you buy everything in gold sweetie.

Karthik : Let's just paint it matte black for the time being.

Oh Boy !!! What a treat

Those matte black utensils are a great idea for T-Bhp goodies

. Makes us and our "Ria"s happy.

kavensri · 25th October 2021, 23:17

I might be accessing team-bhp site 100s of times in a day. I am too much addicted this this website. And since this thread went live on yesterday, somehow i did not feel like going into it and see what is there inside. But, today morning I casually clicked this thread and looking at the number of lines, i was about to quit. After reading few lines, i did not understand the humour part and was about to quit again. Bu then, I started understanding the humour part. Since then, I must have read this message more than 5 times already. It is like, me watching my favorite sports match highlights again and again and again, when my favorite teams wins

SYAM · 26th October 2021, 09:30

Test drive and initial ownership reports.

Hilarious.

FHW · 26th October 2021, 10:05

What words!

Well written, Car Enthusiasm means 'Team-BHP'.

vinya_jag · 26th October 2021, 22:22

Crazy, never thought some jokes can be understood only by a few of us. I had never laughed out loud so much, reading something on my phone. And never as much, reading a post on Team-BHP.

Signed- vinya_jag, Bhpian

Sivacar · 27th October 2021, 10:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torque250

The doctor stared at the wall behind Ria, cursing his decision making mind. He mumbles to himself. [i]10 years into practice. [i]Cant you even diagnose,who the patient was, by their looks.

General Motors, Harley Davidson, Ford. Clueless of what a typical Indian Buyer wants and who are those buyers

autocool · 27th October 2021, 12:14

Amazing writing, that was hilarious

, I was completely hooked till the end and couldn't stop laughing.

thisissoumya · 27th October 2021, 12:17

What an incredible piece of read !! I am a stock trader by profession whose eyes are supposed to be glued to the trading screen during market hours. I came across this post on a Wednesday morning during market hours and couldn't go back to my trading screen until I finished the post, smiling all through the read. More power to you brother, thanks for that lovely post.

R_Gowardhan · 27th October 2021, 16:51

Very well written. This stuff is so niche that it can act as a litmus test to check for genuine "Bhpians".

The names chosen were epic. Especially chrome loving Kia - I mean Ria.

"Check her BHP" cracked me up the most. So did "calling GTO".

Keep up the good work. Will look forward to more comic relief.

25th October 2021, 14:48	#16
kadanaJ BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Mumbai Posts: 584 Thanked: 958 Times	Re: Car enthusiasts \| A satire The sheer number of puns and hints is hilarious! I'm not sure which cracked me up the most. Whether it was Firefox as the default browser, the reassuring thud that made the horror movie safer, or GTO as the warden. Brilliant writing, and thanks for making a Monday morning begin with some laughter.
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25th October 2021, 15:22	#17
AnandB BHPian Join Date: Jun 2019 Location: Raipur Posts: 471 Thanked: 1,848 Times	Re: Car enthusiasts \| A satire Hahahaha. Really i want to just write that in this post but i'll get an infraction. Brilliant humour.
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25th October 2021, 15:30	#18
DevSunit BHPian Join Date: Sep 2021 Location: Kayamkulam Posts: 39 Thanked: 78 Times View My Garage	Re: Car enthusiasts \| A satire What an Outstanding plot. That BHP Scene literally happened here May be in our case Ria = Mom (not the bhp one though)
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25th October 2021, 19:03	#20
Prakritij BHPian Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: Dibrugarh Posts: 140 Thanked: 307 Times View My Garage	Re: Car enthusiasts \| A satire That was absolutely brilliant. Ngl, I got emotional by the end. Also, I don't think a non bhpian will make much head or tail out of it. But for our clan, this is epic. Take a bow
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25th October 2021, 23:17	#23
kavensri BHPian Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: BengaLooru Posts: 327 Thanked: 737 Times View My Garage	Re: Car enthusiasts \| A satire I might be accessing team-bhp site 100s of times in a day. I am too much addicted this this website. And since this thread went live on yesterday, somehow i did not feel like going into it and see what is there inside. But, today morning I casually clicked this thread and looking at the number of lines, i was about to quit. After reading few lines, i did not understand the humour part and was about to quit again. Bu then, I started understanding the humour part. Since then, I must have read this message more than 5 times already. It is like, me watching my favorite sports match highlights again and again and again, when my favorite teams wins
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26th October 2021, 09:30	#24
SYAM BHPian Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: Pune, Trivandru Posts: 25 Thanked: 67 Times	Re: Car enthusiasts \| A satire Test drive and initial ownership reports. Hilarious.
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26th October 2021, 10:05	#25
FHW BHPian Join Date: Aug 2021 Location: Kashmir Posts: 56 Thanked: 107 Times	Re: Car enthusiasts \| A satire What words! Well written, Car Enthusiasm means 'Team-BHP'.
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26th October 2021, 22:22	#26
vinya_jag BHPian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 615 Thanked: 1,220 Times	Re: Car enthusiasts \| A satire Crazy, never thought some jokes can be understood only by a few of us. I had never laughed out loud so much, reading something on my phone. And never as much, reading a post on Team-BHP. Signed- vinya_jag, Bhpian
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27th October 2021, 12:14	#28
autocool BHPian Join Date: Nov 2020 Location: BANGALORE Posts: 32 Thanked: 49 Times	Re: Car enthusiasts \| A satire Amazing writing, that was hilarious , I was completely hooked till the end and couldn't stop laughing.
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27th October 2021, 12:17	#29
thisissoumya BHPian Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Thane Posts: 56 Thanked: 71 Times	Re: Car enthusiasts \| A satire What an incredible piece of read !! I am a stock trader by profession whose eyes are supposed to be glued to the trading screen during market hours. I came across this post on a Wednesday morning during market hours and couldn't go back to my trading screen until I finished the post, smiling all through the read. More power to you brother, thanks for that lovely post.
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27th October 2021, 16:51	#30
R_Gowardhan BHPian Join Date: Aug 2020 Location: Mumbai Posts: 82 Thanked: 398 Times	Re: Car enthusiasts \| A satire Very well written. This stuff is so niche that it can act as a litmus test to check for genuine "Bhpians". The names chosen were epic. Especially chrome loving Kia - I mean Ria. "Check her BHP" cracked me up the most. So did "calling GTO". Keep up the good work. Will look forward to more comic relief.
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