[anekho]

A man walked into a bar and said "ouch!". why?

cheers

[sammyboy]

Cos he walked "into" the bar ?

[anekho]

Originally Posted by sammyboy

Cos he walked "into" the bar ?

cheers dude! that, or bar as a rod.

[ac 427]

Tim : Do you like the front side of a girl or the backside ??

John : Depends if shes coming or going.

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Joanna: Tim says I am pretty and John says I am ugly. What do you think.

Steve : I think you are both, you are pretty ugly.


cheers,
ac

[anekho]

Originally Posted by ac 427

Joanna: Tim says I am pretty and John says I am ugly. What do you think.

Steve : I think you are both, you are pretty ugly.


cheers,
ac

that's a pretty good joke

cheers

[ac 427]

Originally Posted by varun911

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks: "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"


The agent replies, "Just a minute..."


"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

good one another blonde joke:

A blonde walks up to a librarian and says loudly : a burger, fries and coke plese.

the librarian surprised shocked says : excuse me this is a library.

The blonde thinks and then: whispers : a burger fries and a coke.

cheers,
ac

p.s: this is also a mercedes e class tv (beauty without brains)

[Blue_V]

This is a fact:
RajajiNagar 1st Block there is a tailor shop named "Probe tailors"
On mysore road near Kengeri there is a furniture shop named "Sofart" (They combined Sofa and Art ...... LOL)

[Su-47]

Got this as a fwd:

It is August. In a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a Euro100 note on the reception counter,takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third floor.

The hotel owner takes the banknote in hurry and rushes to his meat supplier to whom he owes E100.
The butcher takes the money and races to his supplier to pay his debt

The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay E100 for pigs he purchased some time ago.
The farmer triumphantly gives the E100 note to a local prostitute who gave him her services on credit.
The prostitute goes quickly to the hotel, as she owed the hotel for her hourly room use to entertain clients

At that moment, the rich Russian is coming down to reception and informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory and takes his E100 back and departs.There was no profit or income. But everyone no longer has any debt and the small town people look optimistically towards their future.

COULD THIS BE THE SOLUTION TO THE Global Financial Crisis?

[condor]

ac 427 : good one another blonde joke:

...
the librarian surprised shocked says : excuse me this is a library.

@ac 427, check this :
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/739474-post2530.html

[BaCkSeAtDrIVeR]

SU-47 - Condored. Look back a couple of pages.

Edit - oooooh!!! Condor is already in action!!! (Saw his post after I psoted mine)

[prince_pervez]

Skoda service has improved.
Condor This!

[bblost]

Originally Posted by Su-47

Got this as a fwd:


COULD THIS BE THE SOLUTION TO THE Global Financial Crisis?

is this condorable
In another thread->
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post1292059

[condor]

Originally Posted by varun911

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks: "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?".

@ Varun, over the last 4 years, there is still no change in flight duration :

Check :
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/145519-post676.html

[anekho]

hehe... originality of jokes are measured against the condor-meter!
I guess mine passed :P

cheers

[prince_pervez]

Solution to unhappy employees