The Official Joke thread

vivekiny2k · 9th November 2010, 09:15

Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories

I had to stop reading at work because I was literally going to ROTFLMAO. it's hilarious.

rjalihal · 9th November 2010, 19:11

My contribution to Rajinikanth jokes, not sure if it has been posted, but here goes:-

Intel has launched the new i9 processor with the tag line Rajinikanth Inside.

Safedriver · 10th November 2010, 14:28

What did Obama tell Manmohan Singh?

Take our military, our technology, our weapons and our security council seat..............
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Just give us Rajnikant

h@r$h@l · 10th November 2010, 14:59

A few more i received in an email forward.
Thought this would be a nice change over the Ranjikant jokes that have been flooded here.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Man: Is there any way for longlife?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of wanting a longlife will never re-occur to you again.

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silversteed · 10th November 2010, 15:33

Received as an SMS-

Teacher: Which is the only mammal that can fly but gives birth to its little ones on earth?
Tintumon: An Airhostess, ma'm

[For non-Malloos, Tintumon is a local Dennis the Menace]

Jayabusa · 10th November 2010, 16:37

Rajinikanth
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Why are you looking down? What you visited this thread for is up there!!

valhallen.282 · 11th November 2010, 16:57

Rajnikant killed dilbert's boss and catbert by 'strip'ping the comic

salman_ferrari · 11th November 2010, 21:46

Obama as Indian Politicians!

EssYouWe · 11th November 2010, 23:31

China to Taiwan - Google Maps

See point no. 55

prince_pervez · 11th November 2010, 23:56

^^ Swim across the Pacific ocean, Go straight! Absolutely Hillarious!!

Jayabusa · 11th November 2010, 23:58

If Jackie Chan, then why Rajinikanth?

Google Image Result for http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D6tXd_ePivI/TMPRVvrCiVI/AAAAAAAAAL8/zBATxbMLDRc/s400/Rajinikanth.jpg

prateekm · 12th November 2010, 18:54

YouTube - Funny Pakistani Reporter

perseus · 12th November 2010, 19:08

I am not sure if its a joke but try searching 'recursion' on google. Google certainly has a sense of humor.

aa_asif · 12th November 2010, 19:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by perseus

I am not sure if its a joke but try searching 'recursion' on google. Google certainly has a sense of humor.

That's a good find! for a moment I did not get the joke as I was busy checking the links listed down.

Fillmore · 12th November 2010, 19:37

Another one from google

Go to google.com and in the search box type
how to find chuck norris

Checkout the first link output

10th November 2010, 16:37	#4461
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	Rajinikanth . . . . . . Why are you looking down? What you visited this thread for is up there!! Last edited by Jayabusa : 10th November 2010 at 16:39.

11th November 2010, 21:46	#4463
salman_ferrari BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Chennai Posts: 105 Thanked: 31 Times	Lol!! Obama as Indian Politicians! Attached Thumbnails

11th November 2010, 23:58	#4466
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 69 Times	If Jackie Chan, then why Rajinikanth? Google Image Result for http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D6tXd_ePivI/TMPRVvrCiVI/AAAAAAAAAL8/zBATxbMLDRc/s400/Rajinikanth.jpg Last edited by Jayabusa : 12th November 2010 at 00:07.

9th November 2010, 09:15	#4456
vivekiny2k Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai Posts: 1,264 Thanked: 209 Times View My Garage	Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories I had to stop reading at work because I was literally going to ROTFLMAO. it's hilarious.

9th November 2010, 19:11	#4457
rjalihal BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 713 Thanked: 100 Times	My contribution to Rajinikanth jokes, not sure if it has been posted, but here goes:- Intel has launched the new i9 processor with the tag line Rajinikanth Inside.

10th November 2010, 14:28	#4458
Safedriver Newbie Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 10 Thanked: 0 Times	What did Obama tell Manmohan Singh? Take our military, our technology, our weapons and our security council seat.............. ....... ....... ...... ...... ...... Just give us Rajnikant

10th November 2010, 14:59	#4459
h@r$h@l Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,450 Thanked: 741 Times	A few more i received in an email forward. Thought this would be a nice change over the Ranjikant jokes that have been flooded here. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Man: Is there any way for longlife? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of wanting a longlife will never re-occur to you again. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

10th November 2010, 15:33	#4460
silversteed Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Electri-City Posts: 2,336 Thanked: 2,195 Times	Received as an SMS- Teacher: Which is the only mammal that can fly but gives birth to its little ones on earth? Tintumon: An Airhostess, ma'm [For non-Malloos, Tintumon is a local Dennis the Menace]

11th November 2010, 16:57	#4462
valhallen.282 BHPian Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 331 Thanked: 196 Times	Rajnikant killed dilbert's boss and catbert by 'strip'ping the comic

11th November 2010, 23:31	#4464
EssYouWe Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Lucknow Posts: 1,391 Thanked: 18 Times	China to Taiwan - Google Maps See point no. 55

11th November 2010, 23:56	#4465
prince_pervez Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Redwood shores, CA, USA Posts: 4,210 Thanked: 51 Times View My Garage	^^ Swim across the Pacific ocean, Go straight! Absolutely Hillarious!!

12th November 2010, 19:08	#4468
perseus BHPian Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 60 Thanked: Once	I am not sure if its a joke but try searching 'recursion' on google. Google certainly has a sense of humor.

12th November 2010, 19:37	#4470
Fillmore BHPian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 492 Thanked: 581 Times	Another one from google Go to google.com and in the search box type how to find chuck norris Checkout the first link output