The Official Joke thread

prince_pervez · 18th March 2011, 16:08

On a lighter side, as received by email.
FW: India will win world Cup if!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Samurai · 18th March 2011, 17:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by nfsfreak

'Very simple,' answers the shepherd. 'Firstly, you came here without being wanted. Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business..... Now can I have my dog back?'

PS: No offence meant for any auditors, got as a forward

This is a copy of the original joke on Anderson Consulting, which is now known as Accenture.

They were famous of their business BS, here is one more: Why did the chicken cross the road?

W.A.G.7 · 18th March 2011, 23:08

After the recent debacle of India, in the WC 2011 match, I got this through email as a forward. Mods, please delete if it is found objectionable, but it very much echoes the sentiments after the India-SA match !

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challa · 19th March 2011, 05:45

Not sure if someone posted this before here, Bangalore's city railway station parking Coupon

Reisender · 20th March 2011, 19:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by W.A.G.7

After the recent debacle of India, in the WC 2011 match, I got this through email as a forward. Mods, please delete if it is found objectionable, but it very much echoes the sentiments after the India-SA match !

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Would you mind translating?

Recompose · 20th March 2011, 20:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reisender

Would you mind translating?

Dhoni's Mother: Get some veggies from the market.
Dhoni- But Mom we lost to South Africa, and the people are quite upset and angry.
Mother- Alright, wear one of my saris and no one is gonna recognize you.

Dhoni goes to market wearing sari.

Girl- Hi, Dhoni how are you?
Dhoni (

) - How did you know?
Girl- This is Ashish Nehra man

speedmiester · 21st March 2011, 14:26

A new product from Apple.

Newpunter · 21st March 2011, 15:34

That Apple Water is hilarious :

vikrantj · 24th March 2011, 11:05

A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed by a gas station on a lonely country road.
On its side were the letters "UFO." The gas station attendant was stunned, but his curiosity got the best of him.
"Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?" he asked.
"No," one of the other-worldly travelers responds, "It stands for "Unleaded Fuel Only."

dre@ms · 24th March 2011, 13:07

Came across this Joke(But true) in another forum. Did a search here and none returned, so posting.

- - - Before Marriage - - -

Boy- Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl- Do you want me to leave?

Boy- NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl- Do you love me?

Boy- Of course! Over and over!

Girl- Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy- NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl- Will you kiss me?

Boy- Every chance I get!

Girl- Will you hit me?

Boy- Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl- Can I trust you?

Boy- Yes.

Girl- Darling!!!

- - - After marriage - - -

Read from bottom to top!!!

Car-Agey · 24th March 2011, 17:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newpunter

That Apple Water is hilarious :

It will be called "iPour" when it is launched.

condor · 24th March 2011, 17:34

Got a mail from Ford, with the usual promotions. One of these is :

Some fab discount that !

Ford does not give even a bulb that we can change by ourselves. Everything they sell needs a job card to be created, and they will charge us for the labor. Even it it was a 2 min work. Fat chance they will sell extended warranty outside.

Or do they mean that they normally sell extended warranty at inflated prices ?

Scorcher · 25th March 2011, 16:25

What India did to Aussies last day

GTO · 25th March 2011, 19:31

Scorcher, keeping the upbeat mood after India's victory in mind, another one wouldn't be out of place, wot?

For those who don't understand Hindi : Airport taxis available THAT way

bluevolt · 26th March 2011, 00:36

^^^

This is actually height of insult for Aussies

18th March 2011, 16:08	#4741
prince_pervez Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Redwood shores, CA, USA Posts: 4,210 Thanked: 51 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread On a lighter side, as received by email. FW: India will win world Cup if!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Attached Thumbnails

18th March 2011, 23:08	#4743
W.A.G.7 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Pune Posts: 1,385 Thanked: 2,025 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread After the recent debacle of India, in the WC 2011 match, I got this through email as a forward. Mods, please delete if it is found objectionable, but it very much echoes the sentiments after the India-SA match !

19th March 2011, 05:45	#4744
challa BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 81 Thanked: Once	Re: The Official Joke thread Not sure if someone posted this before here, Bangalore's city railway station parking Coupon Attached Thumbnails

21st March 2011, 14:26	#4747
speedmiester Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: bangalore Posts: 2,387 Thanked: 6,630 Times	Introducing iWater A new product from Apple. Attached Thumbnails

21st March 2011, 15:34	#4748
Newpunter BHPian Join Date: May 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 744 Thanked: 336 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread That Apple Water is hilarious :

24th March 2011, 11:05	#4749
vikrantj BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Pune Posts: 628 Thanked: 568 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed by a gas station on a lonely country road. On its side were the letters "UFO." The gas station attendant was stunned, but his curiosity got the best of him. "Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?" he asked. "No," one of the other-worldly travelers responds, "It stands for "Unleaded Fuel Only."

24th March 2011, 13:07	#4750
dre@ms BHPian Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: MADRAS Posts: 638 Thanked: 206 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Came across this Joke(But true) in another forum. Did a search here and none returned, so posting. - - - Before Marriage - - - Boy- Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl- Do you want me to leave? Boy- NO! Don't even think about it. Girl- Do you love me? Boy- Of course! Over and over! Girl- Have you ever cheated on me? Boy- NO! Why are you even asking? Girl- Will you kiss me? Boy- Every chance I get! Girl- Will you hit me? Boy- Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! Girl- Can I trust you? Boy- Yes. Girl- Darling!!! - - - After marriage - - - Read from bottom to top!!!

24th March 2011, 17:34	#4752
condor Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Speed-brkr City Posts: 15,864 Thanked: 16,013 Times View My Garage	Figo extended wty offer from Ford. Got a mail from Ford, with the usual promotions. One of these is : Some fab discount that ! Ford does not give even a bulb that we can change by ourselves. Everything they sell needs a job card to be created, and they will charge us for the labor. Even it it was a 2 min work. Fat chance they will sell extended warranty outside. Or do they mean that they normally sell extended warranty at inflated prices ? Last edited by condor : 24th March 2011 at 17:35.

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Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,918 Thanked: 7,124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread What India did to Aussies last day Attached Thumbnails

25th March 2011, 19:31	#4754
GTO Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 70,503 Thanked: 300,633 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Scorcher, keeping the upbeat mood after India's victory in mind, another one wouldn't be out of place, wot? For those who don't understand Hindi : Airport taxis available THAT way

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bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^^ This is actually height of insult for Aussies