The Official Joke thread

IronH4WK · 4th November 2011, 12:04

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Originally Posted by Scorcher

This is what happens when someone gifts you a free pass for the Indian GP!

don't say that. she's knitting a Ferrari flag to hold up later in the race

mayankk · 4th November 2011, 12:07

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK

don't say that. she's knitting a Ferrari flag to hold up later in the race

i didnt know paris hilton had bought out the ferrari team!!
(note color of the going-on knit!)

but hey, ive seen my mom supervise cooking, chatting on fb, even getting a house constructed, all while knitting(no, she's not related to rajnikant....i think everyone can testify to the superman capabilities of moms

)
watching a race?
hah!!

IronH4WK · 4th November 2011, 12:16

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Originally Posted by mayankk

i didnt know paris hilton had bought out the ferrari team!!

God forbid that ever happens!

wonder what Masa and Alonso would do then; driving around in pink cars

vamsi.kona · 4th November 2011, 15:38

This was on cartradeindia website. I agree that not every one is expected to have knowledge about technical details of cars but, I don't know if these people even have common sense. How can a 17-22 lakh car be in the same category with Alto, Chevy etc? whose cost is around 3-6 lakhs

Fiat Bravo ready to lead the bandwagon in India | CarTradeIndia.com

"Fiat India Automobile Limited would be bringing its top end hatchback, the Bravo, in India soon. The highly attractive hatchback will be positioned in the rapidly growing small car segment of the Indian auto market. Fiat India plans to launch the car under its 'B' segment and is expected to compete with the compact cars like Hyundai i10, Maruti Alto K10, Chevy Beat, among other competitors in the domestic market.

The company recently reported that Bravo will offer an overall mileage of above 18kmpl and is expected to fall in price bracket of Rs. 17 lacs to Rs. 22 lacs.

Thus, Fiat confirms the adoption of an aggressive approach for India, wherein, the car maker would ensure that every possible step is put into place for action, in order to compete strongly with its domestic market rivals."

bluevolt · 4th November 2011, 15:58

Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator

mitrajdeep · 4th November 2011, 16:10

The latest iPod. Now everybody can have one.

SwiftSD · 4th November 2011, 16:31

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Originally Posted by mitrajdeep

The latest iPod. Now everybody can have one.

That looks like a cool ipod. An Ipod (/apple) a day keeps the doctor away.

shashank.nk · 4th November 2011, 16:38

I'm sorry if this has been posted before (couldn't do a video search), but found this video LEGEN...wait for it...keep waiting....DARY!

Silsila Hai Silsila - YouTube

sammyboy · 4th November 2011, 17:00

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Originally Posted by Scorcher

Now that is a really "crap" way of naming an institution

Lol, one of my friends used to mumble the name of his college , when we asked him to say it clearly it was :Technological Institute of Textile & Sciences Bhiwani , website : titsbhiwani.org

bluevolt · 4th November 2011, 17:54

A 4 year Old kid kept telling his teacher about his baby sis who was going to be born,because he was very excited about it.
1 day his mom made him feel the baby's movements by placing his palm, on her stomach.
The kid didn't say anything. From that day onwards he stopped telling his teacher about his baby sis.
1 day when his teacher inquired about his baby sis. the boy's eyes were filled with tears.

He replied. My Mummy ate it!

vivekiny2k · 4th November 2011, 19:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by shashank.nk

I'm sorry if this has been posted before (couldn't do a video search), but found this video LEGEN...wait for it...keep waiting....DARY!

Man, God's own country is on a roll

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluevolt

Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator

This happened in 2004/5 with my brother and me. We had filled the forms of CAT but never studied a word. I went to banglore to see him and take the exam at the same time. In evening we were watching TV when they were discussing the CAT and mentioned that the pattern had changed substantially and that caused some difficulty to the applicants.

We looked at each other and said in unison, "it had changed?"

anjan_c2007 · 4th November 2011, 19:49

Got these two images by mail. The dashboard (with "air bag") is evidently of the 1920's/early 1930's Ford Model A.

DWind · 4th November 2011, 20:33

^^ The second photo is evidently from Colombo going by Toyota SUV and the cleaner sidewalk

vamsi.kona · 5th November 2011, 00:14

These are some funny exam answers that had me

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nitinbose · 5th November 2011, 14:55

Joke of the day! I made a call to Vodafone Customercare:

VF: afternoon Mr Nitin, this is mahadev speaking how may I help you?
Me: Hi, I would like to know more about the iphone services that's been activated on my phone, I just got an sms saying so...
VF: Thank you sir, as you know iphone is a very advanced phone based on android operating system...............

4th November 2011, 15:38	#5614
vamsi.kona BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 280 Thanked: 568 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This was on cartradeindia website. I agree that not every one is expected to have knowledge about technical details of cars but, I don't know if these people even have common sense. How can a 17-22 lakh car be in the same category with Alto, Chevy etc? whose cost is around 3-6 lakhs Fiat Bravo ready to lead the bandwagon in India \| CarTradeIndia.com "Fiat India Automobile Limited would be bringing its top end hatchback, the Bravo, in India soon. The highly attractive hatchback will be positioned in the rapidly growing small car segment of the Indian auto market. Fiat India plans to launch the car under its 'B' segment and is expected to compete with the compact cars like Hyundai i10, Maruti Alto K10, Chevy Beat, among other competitors in the domestic market. The company recently reported that Bravo will offer an overall mileage of above 18kmpl and is expected to fall in price bracket of Rs. 17 lacs to Rs. 22 lacs. Thus, Fiat confirms the adoption of an aggressive approach for India, wherein, the car maker would ensure that every possible step is put into place for action, in order to compete strongly with its domestic market rivals." Last edited by vamsi.kona : 4th November 2011 at 15:41.

4th November 2011, 15:58	#5615
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator

4th November 2011, 16:10	#5616
mitrajdeep BHPian Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Calcutta Posts: 135 Thanked: 95 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The latest iPod. Now everybody can have one. Attached Images

4th November 2011, 17:54	#5620
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread A 4 year Old kid kept telling his teacher about his baby sis who was going to be born,because he was very excited about it. 1 day his mom made him feel the baby's movements by placing his palm, on her stomach. The kid didn't say anything. From that day onwards he stopped telling his teacher about his baby sis. 1 day when his teacher inquired about his baby sis. the boy's eyes were filled with tears. He replied. My Mummy ate it!

4th November 2011, 19:49	#5622
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,325 Thanked: 20,634 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Got these two images by mail. The dashboard (with "air bag") is evidently of the 1920's/early 1930's Ford Model A. Last edited by anjan_c2007 : 4th November 2011 at 19:50.

4th November 2011, 20:33	#5623
DWind BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Singara Chennai Posts: 804 Thanked: 238 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ The second photo is evidently from Colombo going by Toyota SUV and the cleaner sidewalk

5th November 2011, 00:14	#5624
vamsi.kona BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 280 Thanked: 568 Times	some funny answers These are some funny exam answers that had me . Last edited by vamsi.kona : 5th November 2011 at 00:33.

5th November 2011, 14:55	#5625
nitinbose Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Goa Posts: 1,011 Thanked: 718 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Joke of the day! I made a call to Vodafone Customercare: VF: afternoon Mr Nitin, this is mahadev speaking how may I help you? Me: Hi, I would like to know more about the iphone services that's been activated on my phone, I just got an sms saying so... VF: Thank you sir, as you know iphone is a very advanced phone based on android operating system...............