The Official Joke thread

dhanushs · 5th November 2011, 15:21

kudos to the photographer.

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 5th November 2011, 15:31

@dhanush - that is a repeat.

Scorcher · 5th November 2011, 15:49

Bieber fever is lethal!

Scorcher · 5th November 2011, 21:48

Son: Father, do you believe in ghosts?

Father: No son. There are are no ghosts.

Son: But our maid told me that there are ghosts.

Father: Son, pack up your things! We have no maid in our house!!

Scarlet_Rider · 6th November 2011, 08:37

Q: What do you call a Mexican man who has lost his car?
A: Carlos.

Q: What do you call a Chinese man who has a video camera?
A: Phil Ming.

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.

Q: What do you call a camel with three humps?
A: Humphrey.

Patriot_Vishwas · 6th November 2011, 09:08

Go to Google(.com or .co.in) and type "Do a barrel roll" in the search bar and watch the magic

Skyline GT-R · 6th November 2011, 09:39

My Version of the His/Her Diary joke.

Scarlet_Rider · 6th November 2011, 15:13

What is the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Scorcher · 6th November 2011, 16:53

Height Of Confidence :

Once Many Professors Were Called And Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane
After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane Is Made By Their Students.
All Of Them Ran N Got Out Of Plane Expect One
People Asked Him The Reason He Said, If Its Made By My Students, IT WONT EVEN START !!

_raVan_ · 7th November 2011, 14:13

Who needs bluetooth headset?

The Official Joke thread-bluetooth-alternative.jpg

Well... something is better than nothing

The Official Joke thread-something-better-than-nothing.jpg

Who said buses cant be driven like bikes???

IronH4WK · 7th November 2011, 15:02

got this from Facebook

BANDHAV · 7th November 2011, 15:08

^^This is a good one, I remember someone posting on FB about how google search suggests "How to get pregnant" on just typing "how to".

souravc · 7th November 2011, 15:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by noidaboy

Hitler's Reaction to the Mahindra XUV500 launch - YouTube

Just found this

Hitler - Carlos Tevez refuses to play for Manchester City - ruins his fantasy football team - YouTube

the same with different subtitles for fantasy football

funny nevertheless

driving_smartly · 7th November 2011, 18:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Height Of Confidence :

All Of Them Ran N Got Out Of Plane Expect One

Expect One OR Except one

mayankk · 8th November 2011, 09:22

Got this in a mail, and saw a couple o' ones from the same , posted on the previous page.
here's a few more.
Ingenuity at its best, in a few!!

5th November 2011, 15:21	#5626
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,282 Thanked: 10,180 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread kudos to the photographer.

5th November 2011, 15:31	#5627
BaCkSeAtDrIVeR BANNED Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi Posts: 2,522 Thanked: 752 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread @dhanush - that is a repeat.

5th November 2011, 15:49	#5628
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,918 Thanked: 7,124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Bieber fever is lethal! Attached Thumbnails

5th November 2011, 21:48	#5629
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,918 Thanked: 7,124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Son: Father, do you believe in ghosts? Father: No son. There are are no ghosts. Son: But our maid told me that there are ghosts. Father: Son, pack up your things! We have no maid in our house!!

6th November 2011, 08:37	#5630
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 832 Thanked: 1,658 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Q: What do you call a Mexican man who has lost his car? A: Carlos. Q: What do you call a Chinese man who has a video camera? A: Phil Ming. Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison? A: A small medium at large. Q: What do you call a camel with three humps? A: Humphrey.

6th November 2011, 09:08	#5631
Patriot_Vishwas BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 157 Thanked: 177 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Go to Google(.com or .co.in) and type "Do a barrel roll" in the search bar and watch the magic

6th November 2011, 09:39	#5632
Skyline GT-R BHPian Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Dubai Posts: 600 Thanked: 232 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread My Version of the His/Her Diary joke. Attached Thumbnails

6th November 2011, 15:13	#5633
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 832 Thanked: 1,658 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread What is the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

6th November 2011, 16:53	#5634
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,918 Thanked: 7,124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Height Of Confidence : Once Many Professors Were Called And Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane Is Made By Their Students. All Of Them Ran N Got Out Of Plane Expect One People Asked Him The Reason He Said, If Its Made By My Students, IT WONT EVEN START !!

7th November 2011, 14:13	#5635
_raVan_ Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Pune Posts: 1,074 Thanked: 660 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Who needs bluetooth headset? Well... something is better than nothing Who said buses cant be driven like bikes??? Last edited by _raVan_ : 7th November 2011 at 14:16.

7th November 2011, 15:02	#5636
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread got this from Facebook

7th November 2011, 15:08	#5637
BANDHAV Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ghaziabad Posts: 1,401 Thanked: 2,859 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^This is a good one, I remember someone posting on FB about how google search suggests "How to get pregnant" on just typing "how to".

8th November 2011, 09:22	#5640
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,148 Thanked: 8,168 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Got this in a mail, and saw a couple o' ones from the same , posted on the previous page. here's a few more. Ingenuity at its best, in a few!! Attached Thumbnails