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Old 21st December 2011, 10:19   #6016
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Impact of Job Change

A taxi passenger touched the driver on shoulder to ask something
BV, you have been "condored",
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2055415

and again
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2579927

Just realised, even "Sheel" has been condored
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I think we can officially rename the title of this thread to: "The Official 'Condored' Thread"

EDIT: Hope I'm not Condored for this one too!
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Hot Offer!

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Instead of Infraction points we should now have Condored points for this thread. More than 10 condor points and you are banned from official joke thread.
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Old 21st December 2011, 12:10   #6020
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A couple of jokes from my side. Hope I am not 'condored':

There was an old lady in the lift. One girl enters the lift and proudly says "Armani - Rs 5,000 / bottle". From another floor, one more girl also enters the lift and she also boasts of her perfume "BOSS - Rs 6,000/ bottle.

All of a sudden the lift stops between the floors and there a sound comes "Poooo". Both the girls covers their nose and look at the old lady. The old lady says "Mooliyan 15 rupaye killo (Radish just rs 15/kg)"

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Teacher ne 1 bachey ki mom nu likhea: "Bachey nu nehla ke bhejya karo"
Mom ne note padan ton baad likheya: "Bachey nu parhaya karoo, Kuttey vaangu soonghya na karo"

English version:
A teacher writes to the mother of a student "Please give your child a bath before sending him to school."
After reading the note, his mom replies "Please teach the students, don't sniff them like a dog!"

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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Teacher to Boy: You have Rs 100. Your friend borrows it, but needs only Rs 50. How much will he return?

Boy: Nothing.

Teacher: You don't know math.

Boy: You don't know my friends.
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Inflation

CA's wife: What is this inflation?

CA: You were 36-24-36 before. Now you are 42-44-48. You have more maal than before. Yet, your value is lesser. This is inflation.

Please remove if found offensive.
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You are very selfish, didn't tell us when that Hot Offer was valid. Next time be careful.
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I stumbled upon this one-liner in Facebook :

"Girls are so beautiful, loving, caring and understanding in .jpg format!"
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The translation from Malayalam: Move near to me.. man!
You actually need the entire sequence of pics to show the fun part of it. Just one pic is not enough.

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Convertible looks cool, sedan too hilarious

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+1. Nano convertible is SO HOT !
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Hahahahahaha, thats a nice catch! Am ready to be condored!
Moral of the story: Pls search before you post.

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Dear God, Your love for Films (Shammi Kapoor, Dev Anand), Music (Jagjit Singh and Bupen Hazarika) and Science & Technology (P.K.Iyengar, Steve Jobs, Dennis Ritchie) is commendable .

May we suggest that you take keen interest in Politics as well ?
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there WAS an aisle, and i was rolling in it when i read this.
(this from one of the ads for hair transplants on google)
boldened for ease of humor....

PS:last bit- is this that "vashikaran" cards people drop on your windscreens, now translated to english?
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I believe many would agree with the image shared below.

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Skoda Rapid review snapshot from youtube. Check how Skoda is spelled. This is from the official youtube account of a leading Malayalam News channel!!
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