The Official Joke thread

Unknownsatan · 28th December 2011, 12:06

The difference between a poultry farm and a Corporate is that, in the farm its the management who takes the "****"

condor · 28th December 2011, 13:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish

No offense meant to any engineers. Also I hope that I am NOT condored on this one.

No offence taken by this engineer, and you are also not condored for this one.

But you are getting it for the prev one.

Check this post:
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2498456

Remember - Search before you post !

Latheesh · 28th December 2011, 15:20

last pic - Chicken store ad

Kimified · 28th December 2011, 15:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

oh, so this:
नो पार्किंग

understood!
fuuny, yes, but not so much now, after all the "baal ki khaal",(post mortem (??) of the joke)

Yup . Any joke should be implicitly understood. A proper detailed explanation will take the fizz out

But, I should have probably explained it in the first post itself consideirng the larger audience. If I didn't know Kannada , even I would have never got the joke. My bad.

planet_rocker · 28th December 2011, 15:43

i will be happy to get condored...

sharing a joke from my friend's wall on FB

Quote:

Rajnikanth got selected for Roadies.

Next day, during vote out:

Rajnikanth: I am sorry Raghu, aapka Roadies ka safar yehin khatam hota hai

Irish · 28th December 2011, 17:23

Teacher: Google is a girl or a boy?

Student: Google is a Girl. Because it won't let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting and you ask only one question but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds.

Cheers!
Irish

anjan_c2007 · 28th December 2011, 20:31

A wife asking her hubby for a hair dryer!

libranof1987 · 29th December 2011, 10:22

I was watching a Top Gear episode that featured Sebastian Vettel yesterday. Man, that guy is funny! He took quite a few digs at Clarkson.

Here's the joke part. Vettel names his cars; and guess what the names are :

Kinky Kylie : 2011
Luscious Liz : 2010
Kate's Dirty Sister : 2009

mayankk · 29th December 2011, 10:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by libranof1987

I was watching a Top Gear episode that featured Sebastian Vettel yesterday. Man, that guy is funny! He took quite a few digs at Clarkson.

Here's the joke part. Vettel names his cars; and guess what the names are :

Kinky Kylie : 2011
Luscious Liz : 2010
Kate's Dirty Sister : 2009

Yeah, he was surprisingly funny, you know...

but you want funny SIARPC?
Try out ross noble.
teary eyed in that interview!!

Irish · 29th December 2011, 13:25

Gang of Santa and Banta broke in to a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine.

Very happily they drink and left.

Next day headline:

~ Breaking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

PS: Not condored this time!

Cheers!
Irish

amtak · 29th December 2011, 14:20

Dont have any joke to contribute but Irish's comment made me laugh more than his joke. Reminds me of the saying - So ja munaa warna gabbar aa jaayega!

Irish · 29th December 2011, 15:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by amtak

Dont have any joke to contribute but Irish's comment made me laugh more than his joke. Reminds me of the saying - So ja munaa warna gabbar aa jaayega!

That's what it meant for.

Regular members (contributors) of this thread know, how it feels when somebody is 'Condored'.

May be few of us fear and even scream while sleeping "Oh no. Why I've been CONDORED again!!"

And his / her partner says "Oh Not again! You could have searched properly before posting in the official joke thread."

Cheers!
Irish

StarrySky · 29th December 2011, 15:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by libranof1987

Here's the joke part. Vettel names his cars; and guess what the names are :

Kinky Kylie : 2011
Luscious Liz : 2010
Kate's Dirty Sister : 2009

IIRC, Vettel had named the 2009 car "Kate", but he crashed the car and was given a new chassis which he named "Kate's Dirty Sister".

Anand123 · 29th December 2011, 16:44

Bedsheet specially for boys

anilisanil · 29th December 2011, 17:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unknownsatan

Just loved this one !!!

blink blink!!

CONDORED!!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2592832

28th December 2011, 12:06	#6091
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread The difference between a poultry farm and a Corporate is that, in the farm its the management who takes the "****"

28th December 2011, 15:20	#6093
Latheesh Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: CNN/BLR Posts: 4,243 Thanked: 10,090 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread last pic - Chicken store ad Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Latheesh : 28th December 2011 at 15:21.

28th December 2011, 17:23	#6096
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Teacher: Google is a girl or a boy? Student: Google is a Girl. Because it won't let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting and you ask only one question but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds. Cheers! Irish

28th December 2011, 20:31	#6097
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,325 Thanked: 20,638 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread A wife asking her hubby for a hair dryer!

29th December 2011, 10:22	#6098
libranof1987 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: All over! Posts: 7,615 Thanked: 18,342 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I was watching a Top Gear episode that featured Sebastian Vettel yesterday. Man, that guy is funny! He took quite a few digs at Clarkson. Here's the joke part. Vettel names his cars; and guess what the names are : Kinky Kylie : 2011 Luscious Liz : 2010 Kate's Dirty Sister : 2009

29th December 2011, 13:25	#6100
Irish BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India Posts: 603 Thanked: 652 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Gang of Santa and Banta broke in to a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine. Very happily they drink and left. Next day headline: ~ Breaking News ~ "Blood Bank Robbed" PS: Not condored this time! Cheers! Irish

29th December 2011, 14:20	#6101
amtak Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mumbai - The city of Sea Link!!! Posts: 2,915 Thanked: 899 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Dont have any joke to contribute but Irish's comment made me laugh more than his joke. Reminds me of the saying - So ja munaa warna gabbar aa jaayega!

29th December 2011, 16:44	#6104
Anand123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: KL-01 Posts: 2,297 Thanked: 5,225 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Bedsheet specially for boys Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Anand123 : 29th December 2011 at 16:47.