The Official Joke thread

selfdrive · 13th February 2012, 13:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by MARCUS_520i

Q. How can you tell when a narcissist is lying?

A. His lips are moving.

How would one judge a certain Mr. E. Hashmi

bluevolt · 13th February 2012, 15:21

Facebook:
"hahaha i wont let you study "

Student:
"Please don't do this to me..i beg you..

Facebook:
"ok then log out and study..!"

Student:
"yaar tu toh bura maan gya... achha chal you win... show me whats new?

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You You You You You You You You You You
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You You You You You You You You You You
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You're so lazy, you didn't read all the "You" above
and also didn't notice one of them is actually
"Yoo"
Now you're trying to find the "Yoo" and you disappointed
because you couldn't find it...

bluevolt · 13th February 2012, 18:18

iSuicide Application... :/

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No Star News, that's not how you say it.

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vivekiny2k · 13th February 2012, 20:13

don't try this at home!

towboat

bluevolt · 13th February 2012, 20:15

Dhoni summarized education system of India in last match - students matching up with the syllabus at the last moment.

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Microsoft's online store in India has been hacked. They stored passwords in plain-text format. Now they have decided to store passwords in a .docx file with font size 0.5 so that hackers can't read them next time.

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Stop worrying, there is a cricket match tomorrow i.e. on Valentine's Day.

anjan_c2007 · 13th February 2012, 22:43

Actor- Director Shri Shekhar Kapur tweeted about the new Xylo:
"new Xylo has voice command features! Umm dont have a fight w/ur girlfriend, u never know wht the car might do"
This was Retweeted by Shri Anand Mahindra.

akash_m · 14th February 2012, 11:49

Saw this recently in Surajkund Crafts Mela in NCR

IronH4WK · 14th February 2012, 12:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klub Class

My wife gives me sound advice

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you're condored!

i had posted that long back on this thread

Scarlet_Rider · 14th February 2012, 13:44

Found this on Facebook. No comments on this one! Must be inside Spiderman's house!

bluevolt · 14th February 2012, 15:25

Aall is well!

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No to racism!

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Happy Valentine's day

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m_upreti · 14th February 2012, 15:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayabusa

Joke or fact, you decide.

The beauty of Indian traffic is that,

One has to look on both the sides while crossing a One way road!!!

This is a fact, infact while crossing I am more worried about the traffic coming from the wrong direction

mayankk · 14th February 2012, 15:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluevolt

Aall is well!

Height of insult

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More Bashing!!!

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m_upreti · 14th February 2012, 16:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guite

I tried similar trick with Seoul to Tokyo but Google Maps returned the following error:
Your search for transit directions from Seoul, South Korea to Tokyo, Japan appears to be outside our current coverage area. Please consult our list of participating public transit agencies.

So probably that swim across Pacific ocean from China to Taiwan is manifestations of Google humour. Maybe there is a passenger ferry route at the point of ocean crossing. Case in point, even if I search direction from Guangzhou, China to Tainan, Taiwan it still crosses the ocean at same point, even though it a very long roundabout route.

From Chennai to Jaffana, Sri Lanka you have to circum navigate Srilanka

Scorcher · 14th February 2012, 18:12

Happy Valentine's all!

bluevolt · 14th February 2012, 19:20

Couples are Dating and Singles are Updating.

13th February 2012, 15:21	#6572
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Facebook: "hahaha i wont let you study " Student: "Please don't do this to me..i beg you.. Facebook: "ok then log out and study..!" Student: "yaar tu toh bura maan gya... achha chal you win... show me whats new? " __________________________________________________ _____________________ You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You're so lazy, you didn't read all the "You" above and also didn't notice one of them is actually "Yoo" Now you're trying to find the "Yoo" and you disappointed because you couldn't find it... Last edited by bluevolt : 13th February 2012 at 15:22.

13th February 2012, 18:18	#6573
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread iSuicide Application... :/ __________________________________________________ _ No Star News, that's not how you say it. Last edited by bluevolt : 13th February 2012 at 18:21.

13th February 2012, 20:13	#6574
vivekiny2k Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai Posts: 1,264 Thanked: 209 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread don't try this at home! towboat

13th February 2012, 20:15	#6575
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Dhoni summarized education system of India in last match - students matching up with the syllabus at the last moment. _______________________________________ Microsoft's online store in India has been hacked. They stored passwords in plain-text format. Now they have decided to store passwords in a .docx file with font size 0.5 so that hackers can't read them next time. _________________________________________________ Stop worrying, there is a cricket match tomorrow i.e. on Valentine's Day. Last edited by bluevolt : 13th February 2012 at 20:16.

13th February 2012, 22:43	#6576
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,324 Thanked: 20,632 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Actor- Director Shri Shekhar Kapur tweeted about the new Xylo: "new Xylo has voice command features! Umm dont have a fight w/ur girlfriend, u never know wht the car might do" This was Retweeted by Shri Anand Mahindra.

14th February 2012, 11:49	#6577
akash_m BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Noida Posts: 257 Thanked: 101 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this recently in Surajkund Crafts Mela in NCR Attached Thumbnails

14th February 2012, 13:44	#6579
Scarlet_Rider BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 832 Thanked: 1,658 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Found this on Facebook. No comments on this one! Must be inside Spiderman's house! Attached Thumbnails

14th February 2012, 15:25	#6580
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Aall is well! No to racism! Happy Valentine's day Height of insult

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14th February 2012, 19:20	#6585
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 3,474 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Couples are Dating and Singles are Updating.