[anilisanil]

Originally Posted by Anand123

Ant & The Grasshopper

condored

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ard#post385867

[Anand123]

Originally Posted by anilisanil

condored

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ard#post385867

hmm..its similar but mine has a better ending (I guess!)

[anilisanil]

Originally Posted by Anand123

hmm..its similar but mine has a better ending (I guess!)

Well, you have got five years to make it better. No offense meant :P

[Warwithwheels]

Six cylinder scooter!



Source: Team-bhp.com

[santhosh_kumard]

Pepsi-cooled as well? ;-)

Originally Posted by Warwithwheels

Six cylinder scooter!



Source: Team-bhp.com

[bluevolt]

Facebook knew that 'The Wall' (Rahul Dravid) is going to retire, that's why they replaced it with Timeline.

[neoranjit]

love your car no matter what ..

[swiftnfurious]

Courtesy: Facebook.

Security check at the airport

[anjan_c2007]

FLASHBACK
Actor, Producer, Director, columnist and humorist I.S. Johar was best known for his wit and slick sense of humour. His column in Filmfare (Answer to Questions by readers now done by Shatrughan Sinha) was very popular. The thespian's 28th death anniversary falls on 10/03/2012 (tomorrow).
As a tribute,a few snippets from his columns from 1975-80:
Q. Why do you always walk out of film-land parties?
A Its better than being carried away.
Q Why do husbands feel awkward to walk with their pregnant wives?
A. In fact, wives feel awkward to walk with their pregnant husbands.
Q On the Samastipur- Patna rail line there are two stations yet to be named. Can you help?
A. “Zindagi” and “Maut”.
Q. After a lot of trouble we are able to get a few hundred grams of sugar on our ration card. Should we keep it in our bank locker?
A. Only after a proper evaluation.
Q. Your divorces create a bigger fuss than the Dharm- Hema and Vinod- Bindiya marriages.
A. Because I am least fussy about marriages. (In fact, he married five times but was lonely during his last years)

[carwatcher]

Originally Posted by //M

Various disciplines in Engineering.

You have been CONDORED!!!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2682243

[ariendj]

Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own surprise gifts.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ______________

I've got good and bad

This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.

Patient: That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?

Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _____________
How much will this cost me?

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: Rs.100

Patient: Rs.100 for just a few minutes work?

Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

[ariendj]

How many automobile forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
__________________________________________________ _______
*from an 'automotive' forum

[eq24]

This has been done a long time back I guess 2007 or 08. This was one of the best jokes back then. I remember a lot of discussion going on about it as well.
I guess, you sir are Condored.

[IronH4WK]

that was hilarious! but seriously, i hope you're not referring to this forum else all those you've mentioned above will pounce on you the first chance they get

afterthought: that has an uncanny resemblance to this forum

[speed kills]

A tweet about Greg Chappell:

"While Dravid was the wall, Greg Chappell was just another prick in the wall"