[Bh.P]

Came across this recently on WhatsApp. Could not figure out if this was posted earlier in the forum. Hope I am not Condored. Even if I am, it is too hilarious to be shared again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUKolh8Q9hA

[khoj]

I see immense business potential here.
Coming soon Mooli Parantha franchise. Available in the contiguous US

[rohanjf]

Originally Posted by Bh.P

Came across this recently on WhatsApp.

But what if some solid material slips out into the engine, along with the gaseous material? That will destroy the engine! Is there some kind of "waste gate" built into the engine to prevent that?

[mayankk]

It had to happen. Studying killed somebody.
Again and again and......

Source:scoopwhoop

[silversteed]

Originally Posted by rohanjf

But what if some solid material slips out into the engine, along with the gaseous material? That will destroy the engine! Is there some kind of "waste gate" built into the engine to prevent that?

Oh, that'll be like solid propellant. Akin to direct port nitrous injection

[rohan_iitr]

Originally Posted by mayankk

It had to happen. Studying killed somebody.
Again and again and......

Source:scoopwhoop

This reminds me of a real life funny situation we had while in school :

Student : Sir, may I go to see the tailor for my blazer measurement ?

Teacher : The tailor was there till lunch break, now he is no more.

Full Class :

Rohan

[Octane_Power]

Originally Posted by mayankk

It had to happen. Studying killed somebody.
Again and again and......

Source:scoopwhoop

Hahaha Mayank, that just made my day!

Reminds me of a first year MBA student's speech about life in the management course etc. After she was done speaking she invited her friend like this:

"I would now like Shilpa, who has just passed out, to share her experience."

-Bhargav

[mayankk]

Originally Posted by rohan_iitr

This --------SNIP------- is no more.

Full Class :

Rohan

Originally Posted by Octane_Power

:uncon------SNIP--------- experience."

-Bhargav

By the by,that last line obscured by the watermark is "afemale god saraswati."
Poor tutor chap!

[pramodkumar]

I didn't know the whole bio gas thing will gain so much of traction

From a local classifieds site




Pramod

[IronH4WK]

Originally Posted by mayankk

It had to happen. Studying killed somebody.
Again and again and......

Source:scoopwhoop

this is exactly why i was not interested in studies! but my parents would have none of it!

thank God i didn't end up dead! phew!

[IronH4WK]

Opened this during a meeting; nearly fell off the chair

[GTO]

These two had me in splits! Source: Quora thread on the interview questions of IIM.

The cheek

One of my friends had an interview for IIM Ahmedabad in 2011.

During interview, one of the panellists asked him to sell his own laptop to him at a higher price than the laptop's market price. The market price told was Rs 70,000.

My friend got very confused.

But then, he took a piece of paper and wrote his phone number and gave it to the panellist. And then, took his laptop and ran away from the room.

After hours, the panellist got tensed and then called him.

My friend answered his phone and said "Sir, sorry for the inconvenience caused. But if you want your laptop back, please pay Rs 1,00,000."

Later he was selected.

IIM Lucknow:

I: If you have to choose between two girls - one who is hot but not loyal and one who is not that hot but is loyal - which one would you choose as your girlfriend?
M: Are there anymore girls ?
I: No, these are the only ones left on the planet.
M: Is there any other boy except me ?
I: No, you're the last man on Earth.
M: Then I'll choose the one who is hot because I don't have to worry about her loyalty.

[Sherlocked]

Via FB
No need of front bull guards too

[pramodkumar]

I don't know what to say



Pramod

[Arch-Angel]

All documents have ancient money? Hilarious. hahah!