The Official Joke thread

mayankk · 13th May 2016, 21:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by abhinav.s

OMG!! Thats really ROFL stuff.. I burst out in the middle of a meeting and almost fell off my chair. Sheepishly had to explain myself later on. Not safe for workplace reading specially in the middle of boring meetings!!

It's absolutely nuts. Can sort of imagine that he's not ever going to live it down even years after he gets out of jail!

sukhoi30 · 13th May 2016, 23:08

Car parked in our society for several days was gathering dust. Someone just couldn't stand it so scribbled this on the car 😀!!!!

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Mentions 'OLX pe bech de' (Translated, 'sell it on OLX' - OLX India's tagline).

sanstorm · 14th May 2016, 13:08

Source: FB

Could not stop from sharing to fellow Moto-brains, no offense to anyone

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Translation:

Mechanic: Madam, the engine doesn't have any oil in it, and your brakes are weak too.

Lady: There will always be niggling problems like that. First fix the mirror.

Nissan1180 · 14th May 2016, 16:10

I felt really sad when I saw this. However, if you don't associate it with the very unfortunate incident in Bihar, it is funny.
For those who are not conversant with hindi, the message written is: "I'll allow you to pass when there's space-please don't shoot me.".
Source: Facebook

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auto-one · 15th May 2016, 13:19

Exuding VS excluding... Check how funny it sounds when the word 'exuding' is written as 'excluding'.Posting the link here.
http://madeofgreat.tatamotors.com/tiago/design-features

GTO · 18th May 2016, 17:27

Source - Twitter.com

Quote:

team bhp: "you must drive there and enjoy the fresh tarmac"
me: "bhai road ka juice thodi bana raha hoon"

English translation: Brother, I'm not making juice of the road (though the effect is lost if you don't understand Hindi)

BenjiRoss · 18th May 2016, 18:30

Was updating my phone apps and it updated an app called Android Webview which is an essential app for Android. Looked it up on playstore and it had a good rating of 4.4. Started reading the reviews and literally fell off my seat laughing!
https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...DNI4nsvASa66BA
Or just look up Android webview in the playstore. Screenshot to whet your appetite. Of course there are some genuine reviews too. But very few! Break, ninjas, sperm counts...... everything is mentioned in the reviews!

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auto-one · 19th May 2016, 21:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by auto-one

Exuding VS excluding... Check how funny it sounds when the word 'exuding' is written as 'excluding'.Posting the link here.
http://madeofgreat.tatamotors.com/tiago/design-features

Update:--- TATA Motors has corrected the above mentioned error. Team-BHP effect ?

1self · 22nd May 2016, 18:50

The height of "You're doing it Wrong!!!"

Rameshdude · 22nd May 2016, 21:16

Just as we have a thread on " how rich were our Maharajas", we should have a thread on " how 'still' rich are our defaulters".
Just a joke, no intention on harming anyone
Cheers

Tanmay K · 25th May 2016, 07:52

You can save a lot on parking. Just invest a million

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mayankk · 27th May 2016, 11:43

Picked out from a forward:

GeeTee TSI · 29th May 2016, 11:18

A 730LD as a donor car for cleaning South Mumbai's roads?

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GrammarNazi · 30th May 2016, 00:07

lol Someone tweeted this to me :

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I guess almost everyone here will understand.

vinay kamath · 5th June 2016, 07:46

every dog has its day

13th May 2016, 23:08	#9452
sukhoi30 BHPian Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Mumbai Posts: 344 Thanked: 505 Times	Car parked in our society for several days was gathering dust. Someone just couldn't stand it so scribbled this on the car 😀!!!! Mentions 'OLX pe bech de' (Translated, 'sell it on OLX' - OLX India's tagline). Last edited by Gannu_1 : 14th May 2016 at 15:53. Reason: Indicating translation.

14th May 2016, 13:08	#9453
sanstorm BHPian Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pune Posts: 180 Thanked: 125 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Source: FB Could not stop from sharing to fellow Moto-brains, no offense to anyone Translation: Mechanic: Madam, the engine doesn't have any oil in it, and your brakes are weak too. Lady: There will always be niggling problems like that. First fix the mirror. Last edited by Rehaan : 14th May 2016 at 17:34. Reason: Adding a translation for non-english speakers

14th May 2016, 16:10	#9454
Nissan1180 BHPian Join Date: May 2010 Location: ......... Posts: 675 Thanked: 2,173 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I felt really sad when I saw this. However, if you don't associate it with the very unfortunate incident in Bihar, it is funny. For those who are not conversant with hindi, the message written is: "I'll allow you to pass when there's space-please don't shoot me.". Source: Facebook

15th May 2016, 13:19	#9455
auto-one BHPian Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Pune Posts: 237 Thanked: 13 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Exuding VS excluding... Check how funny it sounds when the word 'exuding' is written as 'excluding'.Posting the link here. http://madeofgreat.tatamotors.com/tiago/design-features Last edited by auto-one : 15th May 2016 at 13:48.

18th May 2016, 18:30	#9457
BenjiRoss Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Tamilnadu Posts: 1,066 Thanked: 1,330 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Was updating my phone apps and it updated an app called Android Webview which is an essential app for Android. Looked it up on playstore and it had a good rating of 4.4. Started reading the reviews and literally fell off my seat laughing! https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...DNI4nsvASa66BA Or just look up Android webview in the playstore. Screenshot to whet your appetite. Of course there are some genuine reviews too. But very few! Break, ninjas, sperm counts...... everything is mentioned in the reviews!

22nd May 2016, 18:50	#9459
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread The height of "You're doing it Wrong!!!" Attached Thumbnails

22nd May 2016, 21:16	#9460
Rameshdude BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kochi Posts: 236 Thanked: 67 Times	Just as we have a thread on " how rich were our Maharajas", we should have a thread on " how 'still' rich are our defaulters". Just a joke, no intention on harming anyone Cheers

25th May 2016, 07:52	#9461
Tanmay K BHPian Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: City-hopping Posts: 219 Thanked: 212 Times View My Garage	You can save a lot on parking. Just invest a million

27th May 2016, 11:43	#9462
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,148 Thanked: 8,168 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Picked out from a forward: Attached Thumbnails Last edited by mayankk : 27th May 2016 at 11:50.

29th May 2016, 11:18	#9463
GeeTee TSI Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: KA01 Posts: 1,246 Thanked: 2,729 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread A 730LD as a donor car for cleaning South Mumbai's roads?

30th May 2016, 00:07	#9464
GrammarNazi Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,419 Thanked: 3,490 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread lol Someone tweeted this to me : I guess almost everyone here will understand.

5th June 2016, 07:46	#9465
vinay kamath Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: MUMBAIBANGALORE Posts: 1,349 Thanked: 1,852 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread every dog has its day Attached Thumbnails Last edited by vinay kamath : 5th June 2016 at 08:01.