The Official Joke thread

m_upreti · 31st August 2016, 01:37

They can't even differentiate the country. I land in Paris & get the SMS from Airtel "Welcome to Iran"

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Originally Posted by mallumowgli

Perhaps because they can't differentiate between town and country

Ettimadai near Coimbatore - as per Airtel ad

GTO · 6th September 2016, 11:02

Source = Facebook.

Mumbai Police is very strict - No parking means no parking, whatever may be the vehicle

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schakra · 6th September 2016, 14:48

On NDTV website at the end of new Gixxer launch article. New Gixxer has got some tough competition

harsh79 · 8th September 2016, 03:48

After posting my experience with a pesky insurance agent today, I recalled this one from long ago.

From my call centre days back in 2001.

We were doing new mobile activations for Sprint PCS and these Radio Shack guys used to call often to activate their customers phones. These guys always tried to hurry up the process and weren't the most polite or patient either.

Once the SSN credit check was taking longer than usual and out of frustration the RS guy goes " Listen.. how many chickens do you stick up you a** everyday", with giggles in the background. Being aware about the quality guys monitoring calls and them being recorded, I politely said "Half as many as you sir!"

RS guy - End call.

Oblivious insurance agent - http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/indian...ml#post4052040

IronH4WK · 10th September 2016, 10:52

They're running out of ideas

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rajivr1612 · 10th September 2016, 13:10

Most of you might have seen this, but anyway posting. An IT spoof on A Wednesday climax.

https://youtu.be/WU47SggeCGo

condor · 15th September 2016, 10:22

Got a marketing / survey call yesterday.

Caller: Sir, do you use gas ? (cooking gas)
Me: yes
Caller: which gas ? ( I think she meant brand)
Me: LPG
Caller: LPG ?
Me: yes, Liquified Petroleum Gas.
Caller: < confused silence >

Shreyas Hande · 17th September 2016, 07:25

What would have happened if the mighty T-Rex was alive today. Well, it might not be as deadly as you think because of their short hands. And what if a T-Rex wanted to drive, that too a RS7. This hilarious commercial shows just that. And it's aptly titled "Audi- The Comeback"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2j2-DqcPfM

Audi has definitely found a great way to showcase their piloted driving program.

IronH4WK · 20th September 2016, 11:02

An option that needs to be available

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Picture courtesy 9GAG

1self · 21st September 2016, 08:11

The story of my life!

centaur · 21st September 2016, 10:41

A businessman opened a zoo and made the entry fee Rs. 50. Nobody came. He reduced to 25 and still nobody came. he then reduced it to 20, 10 and 5. Still nobody came. Finally he made it free and the zoo was packed in no time.

He then released the lion and made the exit fee Rs 200.

NOTE - This has got nothing to do with Reliance JIO Offer

1self · 22nd September 2016, 08:38

So true with today's traffic!

IronH4WK · 22nd September 2016, 10:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1self

So true with today's traffic!

Looks like it gained a couple of pounds bingeing on the good stuff

nkghai · 22nd September 2016, 17:04

Saw this on Facebook.
Identity crisis.

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IronH4WK · 26th September 2016, 20:40

Some people will do anything to gel with the crowd

6th September 2016, 11:02	#9557
GTO Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 70,534 Thanked: 300,737 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Source = Facebook. Mumbai Police is very strict - No parking means no parking, whatever may be the vehicle

6th September 2016, 14:48	#9558
schakra Newbie Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Namma Bengaluru Posts: 23 Thanked: 6 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread On NDTV website at the end of new Gixxer launch article. New Gixxer has got some tough competition Attached Thumbnails

8th September 2016, 03:48	#9559
harsh79 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: New Delhi Posts: 426 Thanked: 797 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread After posting my experience with a pesky insurance agent today, I recalled this one from long ago. From my call centre days back in 2001. We were doing new mobile activations for Sprint PCS and these Radio Shack guys used to call often to activate their customers phones. These guys always tried to hurry up the process and weren't the most polite or patient either. Once the SSN credit check was taking longer than usual and out of frustration the RS guy goes " Listen.. how many chickens do you stick up you a** everyday", with giggles in the background. Being aware about the quality guys monitoring calls and them being recorded, I politely said "Half as many as you sir!" RS guy - End call. Oblivious insurance agent - http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/indian...ml#post4052040 Last edited by harsh79 : 8th September 2016 at 03:54.

15th September 2016, 10:22	#9562
condor Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Speed-brkr City Posts: 15,864 Thanked: 16,014 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Got a marketing / survey call yesterday. Caller: Sir, do you use gas ? (cooking gas) Me: yes Caller: which gas ? ( I think she meant brand) Me: LPG Caller: LPG ? Me: yes, Liquified Petroleum Gas. Caller: < confused silence >

20th September 2016, 11:02	#9564
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	An option that needs to be available Picture courtesy 9GAG

10th September 2016, 10:52	#9560
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	They're running out of ideas

21st September 2016, 08:11	#9565
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread The story of my life! Attached Thumbnails

21st September 2016, 10:41	#9566
centaur BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: -- Posts: 897 Thanked: 1,169 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A businessman opened a zoo and made the entry fee Rs. 50. Nobody came. He reduced to 25 and still nobody came. he then reduced it to 20, 10 and 5. Still nobody came. Finally he made it free and the zoo was packed in no time. He then released the lion and made the exit fee Rs 200. NOTE - This has got nothing to do with Reliance JIO Offer

22nd September 2016, 08:38	#9567
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread So true with today's traffic! Attached Thumbnails

22nd September 2016, 17:04	#9569
nkghai BHPian Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Chandigarh Posts: 438 Thanked: 762 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this on Facebook. Identity crisis.

26th September 2016, 20:40	#9570
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	Some people will do anything to gel with the crowd