The Official Joke thread

Mr.Boss · 5th April 2017, 14:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitishk

Sorry about the repeat one but search didnt yield so I posted

No, it does.
Look at the very first search result

dailydriver · 6th April 2017, 14:03

Specially designed mobile phone slot - for your viewing pleasure

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dailydriver · 11th April 2017, 21:49

At the restaurant, after a meal.

Wife to Husband : Please give the waiter a good tip.

Husband to Waiter : Never get married.

mayankk · 12th April 2017, 17:14

Blinker fluid seems low

http://mb.ntd.tv/inspired/video/dad-...fools-day.html

Moto_Hill · 13th April 2017, 07:19

Got this whatsapp

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msdivy · 13th April 2017, 13:32

Aadhar conundrum - Centre makes Aadhaar mandatory to apply for Aadhaar

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Few from the United episode:

Durango Dude · 14th April 2017, 07:40

https://youtu.be/Ic_6l55uTsg

Such a dimwit at the helm of the world's most advanced military superpower! This CinC doesn't know where his missiles are headed! God save us all! Keep those launch codes at a safe distance Chief! But he remembers tucking into that 'beautiful piece of chocolate cake'! Next he may not know the difference between Pakistan and Rajasthan, both are 'sthan's' aren't they??!!

dailydriver · 14th April 2017, 18:05

Tired of backseat drivers? This guy was

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https://youtu.be/fh7V1z23JmM

harsh79 · 16th April 2017, 14:56

If you crush a marshmallow bunny, it looks like Kim Jong-Un

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V.Narayan · 16th April 2017, 19:37

A new perspective on United....those of us who have experienced their cabin service will empathize.

gurupalani · 17th April 2017, 01:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by V.Narayan

A new perspective on United....those of us who have experienced their cabin service will empathize.

Here's one more 😆😆 - an additional perspective on AI.

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mayankk · 20th April 2017, 10:07

SO this is a headline:

65-yr-old who stole cars to woo women arrested

What can one say?
Good on yer, murgatroyd!!

It IS what it says. Read here

dailydriver · 20th April 2017, 13:28

How do you prepare a Beer Dosa?

This question haunted me for a while after going through this snippet in a leading English newspaper. (Look at line 4).

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A sudden flash in the mind told me that it could be the autocorrect version of Neer Dosa-a popular variety of rice pan cake

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But Bengaluru being what it is, one can't really be sure. There could indeed be a dish called Beer Dosa

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LonelyPlanet · 20th April 2017, 13:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by dailydriver

How do you prepare a Beer Dosa?

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Instead of using water for soaking/grinding/ fermenting/ getting right consistency, use beer instead

swissknife · 21st April 2017, 12:41

An Indian at IKEA pushing his trolley around and collided with a young Swede pushing his cart.

The Indian said to the young guy, "Sorry, but I am looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't careful where I was going".

The young Swede says, "That's OK. It is a coincidence. I am looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I am getting a little desperate".

The Indian says, "Well, maybe we could help each other" and asks "What does your wife look like?".

The Swede says, "She is 24 years old, tall, blonde hair, big blue eyes and she was wearing tight white shorts and a low cut see through top" and asks "What does your wife look like?".

The Indian says, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours!".

6th April 2017, 14:03	#9707
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,433 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Specially designed mobile phone slot - for your viewing pleasure . Attached Thumbnails

11th April 2017, 21:49	#9708
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,433 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread At the restaurant, after a meal. Wife to Husband : Please give the waiter a good tip. Husband to Waiter : Never get married.

12th April 2017, 17:14	#9709
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,148 Thanked: 8,168 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Blinker fluid seems low http://mb.ntd.tv/inspired/video/dad-...fools-day.html

13th April 2017, 13:32	#9711
msdivy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,815 Thanked: 2,826 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Aadhar conundrum - Centre makes Aadhaar mandatory to apply for Aadhaar *** Few from the United episode:

16th April 2017, 14:56	#9714
harsh79 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: New Delhi Posts: 426 Thanked: 797 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread If you crush a marshmallow bunny, it looks like Kim Jong-Un

13th April 2017, 07:19	#9710
Moto_Hill BHPian Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Garhwal, Pune Posts: 190 Thanked: 549 Times	Got this whatsapp

16th April 2017, 19:37	#9715
V.Narayan Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Delhi-NCR Posts: 4,071 Thanked: 64,303 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A new perspective on United....those of us who have experienced their cabin service will empathize. Attached Thumbnails

20th April 2017, 10:07	#9717
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,148 Thanked: 8,168 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread SO this is a headline: 65-yr-old who stole cars to woo women arrested What can one say? Good on yer, murgatroyd!! It IS what it says. Read here

20th April 2017, 13:28	#9718
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,433 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread How do you prepare a Beer Dosa? This question haunted me for a while after going through this snippet in a leading English newspaper. (Look at line 4). A sudden flash in the mind told me that it could be the autocorrect version of Neer Dosa-a popular variety of rice pan cake . But Bengaluru being what it is, one can't really be sure. There could indeed be a dish called Beer Dosa.

21st April 2017, 12:41	#9720
swissknife BHPian Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Chennai Posts: 855 Thanked: 1,427 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread An Indian at IKEA pushing his trolley around and collided with a young Swede pushing his cart. The Indian said to the young guy, "Sorry, but I am looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't careful where I was going". The young Swede says, "That's OK. It is a coincidence. I am looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I am getting a little desperate". The Indian says, "Well, maybe we could help each other" and asks "What does your wife look like?". The Swede says, "She is 24 years old, tall, blonde hair, big blue eyes and she was wearing tight white shorts and a low cut see through top" and asks "What does your wife look like?". The Indian says, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours!".