The Official Joke thread

mallumowgli · 5th November 2017, 14:38

The headline in NDTV reads "Station Manager Suspended After Hema Malini Escapes Bull Attack"

Perhaps, the station master would have got promoted, if he had let the Bull attack the actress.

https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/stat...attack-1771120

silversteed · 5th November 2017, 19:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by mallumowgli

The headline in NDTV reads "Station Manager Suspended After Hema Malini Escapes Bull Attack"

Perhaps, the station master would have got promoted, if he had let the Bull attack the actress.

You can never be sure in today's world, the bull might have more rights than Ms.Malini

1self · 6th November 2017, 11:13

Yeah! That's what it's all about!

1self · 7th November 2017, 06:40

Now THAT was a pothole!

1self · 8th November 2017, 08:27

Need some blue pills ASAP.

mayankk · 8th November 2017, 11:56

Thus spoke the subject.....

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landcruiser123 · 9th November 2017, 05:01

This had to be shared.
Credit- Car Memes on facebook.

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1self · 10th November 2017, 14:26

Sooner rather than later..you WILL REGRET!

hemanth.anand · 10th November 2017, 14:28

"What happened? Why is your arm in a sling?"

"Ah! Nothing much. Took an Indigo. It's just an airline fracture"

sandx · 14th November 2017, 14:39

Received via forward, bit of a crude translation from hindi:

"Life has become like the Despacito song. Not able to understand what is happening but everyone is enjoying it"

sanjaykk · 15th November 2017, 14:01

Interviewer: Why are you leaving your present organisation?

Candidate: My current boss and I have major religious differences.

Interviewer: What are those differences?

Candidate: My boss thinks he is a God; I don't!

sparky@home · 15th November 2017, 21:04

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

dailydriver · 16th November 2017, 10:06

Context: Private medical practitioners in Karnataka have gone on an indefinite strike demanding scrapping of the KPME Act.

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Original Source: Unknown

turbodude · 21st November 2017, 11:44

I never knew a digital tire pressure gauge looks like this

.

Did I mention that this gauge will work only for Tata Indica Vista

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sparky@home · 21st November 2017, 12:11

Funny Translations, obviously Chinese. They are really trying hard to explain whatever they want to sell.

Source from the internet.

5th November 2017, 14:38	#9826
mallumowgli Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Palakkad/Coimbatore Posts: 1,226 Thanked: 1,079 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The headline in NDTV reads "Station Manager Suspended After Hema Malini Escapes Bull Attack" Perhaps, the station master would have got promoted, if he had let the Bull attack the actress. https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/stat...attack-1771120

6th November 2017, 11:13	#9828
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Yeah! That's what it's all about! Attached Thumbnails

7th November 2017, 06:40	#9829
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Now THAT was a pothole! Attached Thumbnails

8th November 2017, 08:27	#9830
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Need some blue pills ASAP. Attached Thumbnails

8th November 2017, 11:56	#9831
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,146 Thanked: 8,163 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Thus spoke the subject..... Last edited by SDP : 8th November 2017 at 15:58. Reason: typo

9th November 2017, 05:01	#9832
landcruiser123 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,985 Thanked: 6,857 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This had to be shared. Credit- Car Memes on facebook.

10th November 2017, 14:26	#9833
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Sooner rather than later..you WILL REGRET! Attached Thumbnails

10th November 2017, 14:28	#9834
hemanth.anand Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 3,274 Thanked: 14,700 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread "What happened? Why is your arm in a sling?" "Ah! Nothing much. Took an Indigo. It's just an airline fracture"

14th November 2017, 14:39	#9835
sandx BHPian Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 235 Thanked: 555 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Received via forward, bit of a crude translation from hindi: "Life has become like the Despacito song. Not able to understand what is happening but everyone is enjoying it"

15th November 2017, 14:01	#9836
sanjaykk BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 437 Thanked: 355 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Interviewer: Why are you leaving your present organisation? Candidate: My current boss and I have major religious differences. Interviewer: What are those differences? Candidate: My boss thinks he is a God; I don't!

15th November 2017, 21:04	#9837
sparky@home BHPian Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: KL08/KL46 Posts: 433 Thanked: 1,689 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

16th November 2017, 10:06	#9838
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,413 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Context: Private medical practitioners in Karnataka have gone on an indefinite strike demanding scrapping of the KPME Act. Original Source: Unknown

21st November 2017, 11:44	#9839
turbodude BHPian Join Date: May 2014 Location: MH-05/MH-14 Posts: 195 Thanked: 243 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I never knew a digital tire pressure gauge looks like this . Did I mention that this gauge will work only for Tata Indica Vista .

21st November 2017, 12:11	#9840
sparky@home BHPian Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: KL08/KL46 Posts: 433 Thanked: 1,689 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Funny Translations, obviously Chinese. They are really trying hard to explain whatever they want to sell. Source from the internet. Attached Thumbnails