The Official Joke thread

johannskaria · 14th June 2018, 16:25

You saw it right.
Innova Crysta is the new Vintage car rage in India!
That too in the 2.8 Auto variant.

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GeeTee TSI · 16th June 2018, 12:17

Subtle swipe at a colleague by a 'Grammar Police' at work

RajaTaurus · 19th June 2018, 18:03

Last line masked by watermark says Expected Launch - January 2050.
Are you serious right now, Cardekho?

samaspire · 21st June 2018, 18:38

If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone....
you have truly attained inner peace.

baki ye yoga, meditation sab bhram hai

Happy International Yoga Day

dailydriver · 21st June 2018, 20:55

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Originally Posted by samaspire

Happy International Yoga Day

If this isn't an excellent take on two hottest topics of Current Affairs, I can't fathom what else is.

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PS: Due credit to the original creator. Found it on social media.

Tejas@perioimpl · 22nd June 2018, 12:36

Another forward via social media regarding International Yoga Day:

I DONT NEED A SPECIAL DAY ......

My whole life is like Yoga..
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I always find myself in awkward positions!

esoticoreventon · 26th June 2018, 19:08

Didn't know I had such a rich neighbour. He has a corvette and an Enzo. Weird taste and also not nice to see these beasts parked in the sun.

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Octane_Power · 26th June 2018, 21:27

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Originally Posted by esoticoreventon

Didn't know I had such a rich neighbour. He has a corvette and an Enzo. Weird taste and also not nice to see these beasts parked in the sun.

That's a Camaro (maybe it even mentions 'SS')

The kid seems to have a petrolhead dad/mom!

-Bhargav

Rehaan · 28th June 2018, 12:58

Credit to Gannu_1 for sharing this one

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swissknife · 28th June 2018, 15:16

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Originally Posted by Rehaan

Credit to Gannu_1 for sharing this one

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Was that supposed to have been "dived" rather than "drived" considering there is no "drived" in the English language.

dailydriver · 28th June 2018, 16:11

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Originally Posted by swissknife

Was that supposed to have been "dived" rather than "drived" considering there is no "drived" in the English language.

Drived, Drove, Driven or Dived, Anand Mahindra's message is clear - TUV is not an amphibian

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The same people who praise him now would hound him if a TUV gets stuck in water causing a hydrostatic lock and M & M refuses to repair it under warranty or insurance.

Smart man!

sunsetorange · 28th June 2018, 19:33

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Originally Posted by swissknife

Was that supposed to have been "dived" rather than "drived" considering there is no "drived" in the English language.

If that was the TUV driving through 4 feet deep water, we have a super secret Ertiga based monster truck coming up !

abhinav.s · 28th June 2018, 21:17

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Originally Posted by sunsetorange

If that was the TUV driving through 4 feet deep water, we have a super secret Ertiga based monster truck coming up !

This reply had me in splits compared to the original joke itself!! Hats off to your presence of mind mate and sense of humor!!

Vasuki · 29th June 2018, 11:01

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Originally Posted by sunsetorange

If that was the TUV driving through 4 feet deep water, we have a super secret Ertiga based monster truck coming up !

Quote:

Originally Posted by abhinav.s

This reply had me in splits compared to the original joke itself!! Hats off to your presence of mind mate and sense of humor!!

Exactly. Good Observation @sunsetorange

Maverick1977 · 29th June 2018, 19:31

Going by the pic, the water is reaching just below the man's knees. Unless those guys are really tall I have my greatest doubts if that is 4 ft of water. Seems to be an exaggeration.

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Tejas@perioimpl Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bombay Posts: 4,423 Thanked: 9,581 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Another forward via social media regarding International Yoga Day: I DONT NEED A SPECIAL DAY ...... My whole life is like Yoga.. . . . . . . I always find myself in awkward positions!

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esoticoreventon BHPian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Chennai Posts: 207 Thanked: 515 Times	Didn't know I had such a rich neighbour. He has a corvette and an Enzo. Weird taste and also not nice to see these beasts parked in the sun.

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Maverick1977 BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 997 Thanked: 906 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Going by the pic, the water is reaching just below the man's knees. Unless those guys are really tall I have my greatest doubts if that is 4 ft of water. Seems to be an exaggeration.