[dailydriver]

Originally Posted by V.Narayan

What Skoda was trying to say - 'we want a piece of your mind'

Given that this thread began with a Skoda joke fourteen years ago,

Originally Posted by GTO

You don't have to think up any Skoda Jokes,
.........the Skoda is a Joke !

and still draws significant mileage out of it, we should be thankful to them.

And when i say we, i am obviously speaking of the non-owners of Skoda -> guys who can afford to laugh: unlike those who have invested their hard earned money in buying their tanks and are forced to part with pieces of their mind, pocket etc etc for servicing, repairing and fighting court cases .

[Gannu_1]

This car some needs Bane-tenance.



Source: FB

[gkveda]

Originally Posted by V.Narayan

^^^^^

A spot of grammar and spelling mix ups here. What Skoda was trying to say - 'we want a piece of your mind'

It wont change the meaning even if it is "We want peace of your mind" meaning, we will takeaway your peace of mind

[KK_HakunaMatata]

Originally Posted by GTO

Sorry, just couldn't resist . Someone obviously has a sense of humour @ Skoda:
Attachment 1790707

Or is it just that they made a spelling mistake putting STANDARD instead of STRANDED

[dailydriver]

The original way:

2 ones are 2
2 twos are 4
2 threes are 6
2 fours are 8

Our way:

2 one zzaa 2
2 two zzaa 4
2 three zzaa 6
2 four zzaa 8

[honeybee]

Two friends were out fishing, with beer to keep them warm.

One said to the other, "I am thinking of getting a divorce."

The other asked, "Why?"

The first said, "My wife hasn't spoken to me for six months."

After a long pause the other replied, "You might want to think it over good. Such women are hard to come by."

[Nav-i-gator]

Originally Posted by dailydriver

The original way:

2 ones are 2
2 twos are 4
2 threes are 6
2 fours are 8

Our way:

2 one zzaa 2
2 two zzaa 4
2 three zzaa 6
2 four zzaa 8

I thought it was

2 one is a 2
2 two is a 4

and so on..Like Howzzat in cricket (stands for "how was that")

[dailydriver]

A (not so) simple question.

On a daily basis, should a doctor's better half eat an apple or not?

[sukhoi30]

Originally Posted by dailydriver

A (not so) simple question.

On a daily basis, should a doctor's better half eat an apple or not?

Sure, one should eat an apple a day. If it keeps the doctor away there are other professionals

[dailydriver]

Originally Posted by sukhoi30

Sure, one should eat an apple a day. If it keeps the doctor away there are other professionals

But she is already tied up with the doctor. She is his better half. Legally, she has to consult only him, her personal physician, for her needs .

Unlike the original apple which brought two folks together, the current one is rumoured to keep the eater away from the doctor. Ergo, the confusion .

[sukhoi30]

Originally Posted by dailydriver

But she is already tied up with the doctor. She is his better half. Legally, she has to consult only him, her personal physician, for her needs .

When I said other professionals I didn't mean doctors.

[dailydriver]

This is a classic case of Work-LIfe-Wife balance.



And this is what is known as keeping up with the times.

[Biraj]

Originally Posted by dailydriver

That's probably why they have roped in Boman Irani (respect him a lot as an actor); to tell us not to take the peace of mind bit too seriously .

Boman Irani is the best guy to buy a Skoda car, he has connections in Cars24.

[VWAllstar]

Boman has walked into the Skoda showroom to check if any of the cars he bought at cars 24 are being refurbished and sold as new

[gkveda]

Originally Posted by VWAllstar

Boman has walked into the Skoda showroom to check if any of the cars he bought at cars 24 are being refurbished and sold as new

No. The right sequence is, he purchased Skoda, read Team-BHP reviews on his mobile while the showroom people were busy in doing something else, and directly drove the purchased car to CARS24